Shocking RPD..They need each other

#1. Protss Stargate

- Syndrea : RPD is definitely.....a pervert.

- Selendis : Pervert? That's a technical term?

- Kizrath : It is very difficult to understand RPD.

- Gantrithor : Maybe RPD is some kind of codename.


#2. Umbrella laboratory.

- Wesker : What does RPD mean?

- Dr.Birkin : It is not known yet exactly.

Maybe, Resident Pervert Darkmen or Resident Playboy Department or something else.

- Wesker : Leon seems to be a member of RPD.

- Dr.Birkin : Yes. He is definitely.....a pervert

- Wesker : Then, RPD need ASS.

- Dr.Birkin : Maybe.

RPD need ASS, ASS need RPD.

It seems they need each other.

- Wesker : Is it some kind of love story?

- Dr.Birkin : Maybe not.

It seems some kind of fu*king dirty story.

 

Shocking Voyager......Six of Nine

There is seven of nine in borgs.

And six of nine is in humans.



Some people like 69.

And it is possible many male people like 69.


- Six of nine : Face is not important.

Something is important.

Even though your best is not good enough,

Probably dirty best is good enough......;D

Residente Ass..Tal como Don Quijote

#1.La Mancha, España

[escena 1-1.En el día]

- Sancho : ¿Qué está haciendo señor?

- Don Quijote :¡Cállate, Sancho!

A pesar de que no es lo suficientemente bueno, el caballero tiene que intentar hacerlo lo mejor posible.

- Sancho : Señor, como dijo el instructor Jedi Yoda:



- Don Quijote : Don't you know Yoda is friendly with American Jedi?

Trying no try es el estilo de Don Quijote..

And many things are not simple ass you think.


- Sancho : Whatever.

Miserable things happened on earth.

But you are fighting against windmill!

- Don Quijote : Perhaps it needs biological,medical and chemical knowledge.

Ass you know, knight is different from doctor.


- Sancho : At least during 4 hundred years, you are foolish moron knight.

Even though you are moron knight, do something useful!

- Don Quijote : Sancho, Can't you see that?

That is fake windmill.

Fake windmill made fake bread so that fake bread killed many life forms.






[escena 1-2. Por la noche.]

- Sancho : Sir, what are you doing?

- Don Quijote : Release Rocinante's halter.

- Sancho : Are you crazy?

- Don Quijote : Even machines have rest time.

At least at night, Horses need to take a rest without halter such ass human.

Stupid species think halter is same as garter.

But halter is not garter at all.

- Sancho : So you want to be Knight Halter, such ass Knight Garter?

Residente Ass...Azzurri medical institution

#1. Pantheon, Roma



[scena 1-1. Gli appassionati di calcio vengono al Pantheon.]

[scena 1-2. Due persone li guardano.]

- Traianus : Oh, interessante.  AS Roma e Lazio hanno pregato insieme!

- Nero : Sono fratelli e rivali.

- Traianus : Come Romolo e Remo?

- Nero : Forse no.

Come dice la gente, Remo era infelice a causa di Romolo.

- Traianus : Oh, mamma Wolverine era così triste.

Shocking Dirty,,Dirty best is good enough.

Even though it is not good enough, he will be never surrender.

Because he is dirty enough.

In spite of so many sufferings, miserable things, shameful things......

Maybe Dirty best is good enough for Ass Alliance.

Resident Ass.....Mycenae alliance

#1. Ero Power Laboratory, Mycenae Empire

[scene 1-1 . It is known that many people is still dying by miserable things].

- Eros : Doctor.Hippo! What't the problem?

- Hippo : Mycenae doctors are trying their best, Sir.

Ass you know, Micro life forms such ass Germ Virus Bacteria..they are  cute and beautiful life forms.













They have helped people to make fermented foods and to clean on earth with biological circulation and to strengthen immunity and....so many helpful things.

They have many abilities.

But maybe,, it seems that they are angry to species 5618.

- Eros : Oh, shit.

- Archduke Gorgon :  Species 5618 destroyed many  things and killed many life forms.

Species 5618 is the human? Maybe not.

- Hippo :  Maybe species 5618 is some kind of human.

Resident Ass....Ero experts

#1. Ero Power Laboratory, Mycenae Empire

-   Archduke Gorgon  : As fucking news, many Europeans died by miserable things.

Μπορούμε να τους βοηθήσουμε;?

-  Eros : It is not difficult.

There is Ero Power Laboratory(エロ力 研究所) in Greek Mycenae Empire.

This laboratory has many experts such ass Aristotel and Hippocrates.

Doctor. Aris! Doctor Hippo!

- Aris, Hippo : Yes,sir!

Resident ASS,,the Metamorphing

#1.probe ship approach Mayachon.

[scene 1-1 probe ship approach mayachon]

[scene 1-2. scientist Mentor is displayed on screen in Beta Base]

- Mentor : Your probe ship invaded Mayachon.

Without permission, your probe steal resources.


[scene 1-3. Crews see mysterious woman transforms a tiger on screen]




- Mentor : Maya! What are you doing?


[The tiger transforms a woman]

- Maya : Hello, strangers! It's eye of the tiger! suprised?

- Mentor : Maya! You may go to your twin sister.

[Maya disappears from the screen]


- Mentor : Ass you see, Mayachon has special skill and technology.

So do not invade our area, and do not steal the resources.

- Koenig : Who are you, Mr? Where are probe ship pilots?

- Bergman : Sir, it's your misunderstanding.

We need resources and technology to survive and explore.

- Mentor : Shut up! invaders!

- Bergman : Sir, this base is not invaders!

[screen off]

Résidente ASS..Snow Ass in Mountains

DSBginikcohS,,ssA tnediseR

qarI,tirkiT.1#

[.retupmoc gninrael si dadhgaB]

?gniod uoy era tahW, riS: ilamihS -

.DSB gninraeL :dadhgaB -

.SI rof elbatrofmocnu os si thgir ot tfel morf gnidaeR

.tfel ot thgir morf gnidaer sa hcus erutluc gnitupmoc cimalsI gnipoleved ot yaw a dnif SI tuB

Resident Ass,,あしゅら伯爵とブロケン伯爵の登場。

#1. 日本の某所

[シーン 1-1.特異なルックスと服装の人間たちのヘリコプターで下る。]

- あしゅら 伯爵(Count Assura) : ブロッケン伯爵の身体部品を回収せよ！急げ！

Resident Ass.....Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

[# Scene 1. Claire is arrested in Paris. ]

Claire is sent to prison in island.


[Scene.1-1.. Terrasave are trying to release her]



- Γαῖα(Gaia) : Release her! She is not a terrorist!

- Tellus Mater : She is a prominent member of Terrasave!

- Ass Nike  : She was running and  flying  Ass Nike!

Don't you know Just Do It Ass Nike?

Resident Ass.....Eastern European Village

#1.Eastern European Republic

[Scene 1-1. Cabinet meeting ]




-Svetlana Belikova : Gentlemen!

This country is between Western Europe and Russia.

Eastern European needs national strategy.

Do you have any idea for Resident Eevil or Vempire Country ?


- Secretary : Resident Eevil? Vempire Country? What's that?

- Svetlana : Eevil is the Eastern European Village.

Vempire means V plus Empire( V + Empire) in Eastren Europe.

Well, V in Vempire is maybe Virtues or Vulcan or Vulture or V.....；D

Snow Civilization..ᓴᓐᓇ ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ(Senda Current events)

#1. ᐃᖃᓗᐃᑦ, ᓄᓇᕗᑦ iu(Iqaluit,NU(Nunavut))



- ᓴᓐᓇ (Sedna) : It's difficult to live in cold area.

- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ : Asskimo have many friends. People say that chiefs invited friends.

- ᓴᓐᓇ(Sedna) : Eskimo? Don't you know that word is not popular with early generation in Canada?

-ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ : Not Eskimo, But Asskimo!

Shocking foxy lady.....X with foxy lady

It seems that firefox loves to lick the sexy ball.

firefoxは艶珠を舐めるのが大好きのようです。

Pезидент Ass..Дорога в холодную зону.

#1.Аэропорт Якутскай ,  Респу́блика Саха́(Саха Өрөспүүбүлүкэтэ, Республика Якутия)





[Джэлмэ(Зэлмэ) выходит из аэропорта.]

- Бйнeяский(Buinevsky):  Здравствуйте! Вы Джэлмэ?

- Джэлмэ(Зэлмэ) : Эҕэрдэ а также Здравствуйте!

- Бйнeяский : Нөрүөн нөргүй [nörüön nörgüy. You are welcome]. Вы можете говорить на якутском языке.

- Джэлмэ(Зэлмэ) : немного.


[они садятся в машину.]

- Джэлмэ :Это прекрасная земля.

- Бйнeяский : Путешественник может так сказать. Но жители города испытывают трудности из-за сильного снегопада и очень холодной погоды.

- Джэлмэ : Разве? Выглядит как Сильный снегопад и холод защищают многие этносы и леса(Тайга́) в России.

Resident ASS...Ass architecture engineering

#1.Чингис хаан олон улсын нисэх буудал, Улаанбаатар,Монгол Улс
(Chinggis Khaan Inter National Air Port, Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia)

Зэлмэ and his friends are talking in the air port.

- Зэв(Jebe): Take care, Zelme. It may be long and tough journey.

- Зэлмэ(Zelme) : Don't worry. Mongolian warrior is tough, too.

- Ijirbuqa(Chungseon)  : Good luck!

Resident ASS...Homunculi Delta

#1. Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada.

Indigenous leaders and environmentalists march in protest against Canadian government.

ref : Trans Mountain and First Nations along the pipeline route


#2. Ottawa, Canada.

Canadian government apologized to the First Nations and LGBT of Canada about genocide.

ref : Canada Reckons With Genocide

Shocking game...Resident ASS

Dirty boy very likes to play games.

Long years ago, he had playstation, dreamcast, pc and etc...as it were he was  multi platform player.


So he makes game and playing his game.

His game is...ASS RPG.