[escena 1-1.En el día]
- Sancho : ¿Qué está haciendo señor?
- Don Quijote :¡Cállate, Sancho!
A pesar de que no es lo suficientemente bueno, el caballero tiene que intentar hacerlo lo mejor posible.
- Sancho : Señor, como dijo el instructor Jedi Yoda:
- Don Quijote : Don't you know Yoda is friendly with American Jedi?
Trying no try es el estilo de Don Quijote..
And many things are not simple ass you think.
- Sancho : Whatever.
Miserable things happened on earth.
But you are fighting against windmill!
- Don Quijote : Perhaps it needs biological,medical and chemical knowledge.
Ass you know, knight is different from doctor.
- Sancho : At least during 4 hundred years, you are foolish moron knight.
Even though you are moron knight, do something useful!
- Don Quijote : Sancho, Can't you see that?
That is fake windmill.
Fake windmill made fake bread so that fake bread killed many life forms.
[escena 1-2. Por la noche.]
- Sancho : Sir, what are you doing?
- Don Quijote : Release Rocinante's halter.
- Sancho : Are you crazy?
- Don Quijote : Even machines have rest time.
At least at night, Horses need to take a rest without halter such ass human.
Stupid species think halter is same as garter.
But halter is not garter at all.
- Sancho : So you want to be Knight Halter, such ass Knight Garter?
#2. Europe somewhere.
[escena 2-1] Phillipe escapes from the Bishop of Aquila's dungeons.
Captain Navarre rescues Phillipe.
[escena 2-2] Butroeko gaztelua
- Navarre : Zelan zaude,Imperius?
- Phillipe : Monk Imperius, It seems Navarre wants to kill bishop of Aquila.
- Imperius : Oh, really?
Navarre, maybe the curse is related with the people in Euskal.
They are using different language, they have different traditions, different history.
And maybe they have different skin and appearance as indigenous people.
But think about how to live together.
- Navarre : Shut up! Foolish monk!
Your mistake made her unhappy.
- Imperius : Calm down, Navarre.
Maybe this thing is related with Catalunya, Anjou of France and Scotland of UK.
- Phillipe : Imperius, His condition is dissatisfaction.
Think about it.
When Captain Navarre wants her, she become different lady such ass lady hawke or lady halcon.
So he is half crazy about something.
- Navarre : Shut up! Such ass mouse guy!
- Kollchek : ????????(Calm down,Navarre. It's funny such as lady ass.)
- Spike II : ??????????(Really interesting dissatisfaction.)
- Imperius : Navarre, Instead of killing bishop of Aquila, you need to find another way to break the curse.
Maybe bishop of Aquila,Captain Marquet, Cezar have some reasons.
#3. Don Quijote and Sancho are going to somewhere.
- Sancho : Sir, Rocinante looks tired.
Captain Navarre is helped by Goliath.
- Don Quijote : We need to get in touch with Spaceship Rocinante and Knight Roci in the Space Armada.
- Sancho : Knight Roci? Who is he?
- Don Quijote : Don't you know Stallion in Words Worth?
Don't you know Italian Stallion,Rocky Balboa?
Knight Roci Balboa is Espana Stallion.
- Sancho : Hmm, Knight Roci looks like a pervert such ass Leon S Kennedy.
- Don Quijote : Anyway knights of halter need new Rocinante and new Goliath.
#4. Some village, Espana.
- Osmund Saddler : What? morons are coming here?
- Ramon Salazar : Yes, sir.
Don Quijote, Etienne Navarre,Phillipe Gaston, Roci Stallion, Leon S Kennedy..oh shit.
- Luis Sera : They are half crazy about something.
Maybe they are fans of Real Mad.
- Bitores Mendrez : Phillipe Gaston is also fan of Real Mad?
- Luis Sera : Maybe yes.
Don't you know Brazillian Ronaldo Luís who was a player in Real Mad?
Maybe one of his nickname was Mouse Mouth or Mouse Lips or Mouse Teeth.
And Phillipe Gaston is known ass the Mouse.
- Osmund Saddler : Barcelona or Valencia can stop Real Mad?
- Bitores Mendrez : Madcelona and other teams are also half crzay.
Don't you know Mr.Ramos comedy?
Sometimes they look so excited or they look like half-crazy guys.
#5. Barcelona, Catalunya, España
- El Cid : Madrid, Catalunya, el basc obstaculitzen la unitat dels espanyols.
- Hasdrubal Barca : Be quiet, El Cid.
In the past and now, Espana is complicated and dynamic.
- El Cid : Because of miserable things, many countries are in trouble.
- Ibn Jahhaf : But it can be the chance.
- El Cid : Chance?
- Ibn Jahhaf : Yes, Mr.El Cid
Becasuse, You are living with brothers, sisters and friends such ass Don Quijote.
#6. Madrid, España
- Policia 1 : who are you really? Come on and tell us.
- Policia 2 : You are a long way from home, Cowboy.
- Leon : Well, Miserable things seems to relate with Mad cow disease.
Ass you know, there is bullfighting in Espana.
- Policia 1: Oh, you crazy American cowboy.
Cowboys also killed cows,don't you?
- Leon : Yes. But cowboys have something different from bullfighting.
- Policia 1: What is it? Dallas cowboys?
- Leon : No, no.
American cowboys have the Rodeo.
Even though it is very tiny, Cowboys have possibility to be friends of Cows,Dogs,horses, and other life forms.
And maybe American farmers are in agony how to live with many life forms.
- Policia 1: Oh, really?
In Espana, Angela Ponce was Miss Espana.
She is a transgender, but she became Miss Espana.
- Leon : So what?
- Policia : Ass you know, transgender is difficult issue.
But Espana is trying to live with unfamiliar people.
Got some business to take care of. See you later.
Such ass Don Quijote
