Shocking that who want elves

衝撃的なエルフを恋う変態さん。


 

Space Adventure....Space Fortress

@1. Various areas.

[scene 1-1. A kid is playing the game.]

- Kid : Oh,it's interesting.

[Mother appears.]

- Mother : You have many things to do.

Did you do work your homework?

This game is not good for you, baby.

Don't you know that you are called ass Vilechild in this game?

- Kid : But there is also Vilehand!

- Mother : So will you kill Vilehand? 

 Will you kill your brothers and sisters?

- Kid : Mom,it's just a game.

- Mother : Yes, but it is related with tradition and culture.

 

فضا ساہسک )) فضا بورقه

     xineohP cecapS ((.1@

[منظر-1.1)) پراسرار سپیسشپ د سازمان کلستر ته نږدې دی.]

- Computer : This ship is almost arrive in Oragnization cluster.

- Mr.Karpwa : Any detection for Khwaradric cube?

- Computer : Not yet.

- Captain Radament : Maybe many adventures,venture capitalists and innovative engineers are trying to discover the Khwaradric cube.

Space adventure..Shocking ancestor humor

@1. Blackened Temple

[scene 1-1. Unity exploration team investigates Blackened Temple.]

- Sheva : If there are any ancient structures or buildings in any black sites, it could have helped Unity Cluster.

- Asheara : Don't you know the funny story about archaeologists?

- Sheva : What story?

- Ormus : Some archaeologist found copper wires in ancient ruins.

Then he insists that the copper wire is the evidence that his ancestors used telephones long time ago.

- Sheva : It seems he wanted to show off his ancestors.

- Ormus : Anyway, because of discovery of old copper wire, another archaeologist in another cluster was shocked.

He investigated ancient ruins in his cluster.

But he did not find anything.

Then can you imagine what he said?

- Sheva : What did the archaeologist say?

- Ormus : He said that his ancestors used wireless telephone!!

- Sheva : It's not funny.

- Asheara : The point is that historical evidences and ancient structures can be faked.

 

Space Adventure.....Otary Commando

@1. Spaceship Reptilian

[scene 1-1. Captain's cabin]

- Commandor Lathe : Captain,it's the communication request from General Roth'h'ar Sarris.

- Captain Otary : On screen.

[General Sarris is on screen]

- General Sarris : What's your situation?

- Captian Otary : Pursuing unidentified spaceship. 

The spaceship seems to go to underwater base. 

- General Sarris : You may come back to ground area in North Constellation. 

You need to cooperate with Mr.Corey and Canali commando.

- Captian Otary : But Mr.Corey and Canali commando seems to be in Prison.

Do you think Maple government release Mr.Corey and Canali commando?

- General Sarris : Mr.Corey case may be not easy, because he is some kind of badass who is wearing sunglasses at night.

But Canali commando seems to be popular with Indi people.

Canali Commando may be mixed blood people with Indi people or other tribes.

Space Adventure....Spaceship Dragonfly

@1. Spaceship Dragonfly

[scene 1-1. Bridge]

- Dr.Nosferatu : Captain, it may be not good for you to leave the base of South Constellation.

- Captain Alfred : Cold Cluster,Cold Site,Cold Sector and Cold Constellation need to cooperate with Aurora Cluster.

And Rodrigo Juan Raval and Steve Burnside are in there. 

- Dr.Nosferatu : Aurora Cluster is complicated, politically diplomatically militarily and economically.

Ass you know, Aurora is connected to multiful clusters and sites. 

- Captain Alfred : Whatever!

It needs to cooperate with North Constellation for protecting life forms in South Constellation.

- Dr.Nosferatu : When you were young, you broke the wings of odonata.

And now, do you want to protect other life forms?

- Captain Alfred : Very young people or people who are not well educated, they do not know what cruel is and what disgusting is.

This spaceship's name is Dragonfly for odonata,butterfly and other life forms.

[scene 1-2.Space Minefield]

- Computer : Space minefield is detected.

- Dr.Nosferatu : There seems to be other clusters that interfere with contact.

- Captain Alfred : Which cluster? Federation? Union? or Council?

- Dr.Nosferatu : Who knows? Aurora cluster and Maple site are complicated.

- Navigator : How to across the minefield, Captain?

Space Adventure....Sexy ball run

@1. Indigenous Village

- Ziŋtká Nagwáka(Kicking Bird) : Are they doing well?

- Waglúla(Worm) : Who knows? Nobody knows.

- Ziŋtká Nagwáka : (Watching night sky)



@2. Fortress Alamo

[scene 2-1.Two space warriors are investigating Fortress area]

- Hawknose : What happened in ths place?

- Magua : There are many arguments about this Fortress.

- Hawknose : It seems there was Alamon.

- Magua : Alamon? What is it?

Ala Monday?

Or is it some kind of Doraemon (ドラえもん) or Goemon(五右衛門)?


[scene 2-2. Hawknose is using chemdetect equipment.]

- Hawknose : Ass the sho*king analysis, Alamon is some kind of Monster such ass Darth Vader or Darth Maul or Darth Sidious.

- Magua : Some kind of Monster?

Sounds uncomfortable.

- Hawknose : Don't you know BSD demon?

Don't you know Solomon?

They are also some kind of monsters.

- Magua : Solomon..How lonely Solo Monster is.

- Hawknose : Yeah, Solomon was the very solo guy for long times.

Maybe Han Solo is the brother or best friend of Solomon.

Space Adventure....Interview with the Dracula

@1. Мост, Свемирски брод Молитва

- Monte :  Captain, in this situation it is not easy to compete with other clusters.

- Yugoal :  Even 6 years old child know that. But how?

- BossHer : Captain, Unity spaceship is detected.

- Yugoal : Where is it going?

- Yuma : It seems to go Transylva sector.

- Serb  : Transylva? Why, Why are they going to there?

- Koso : It seems  the situation of Unity and Community were similar.

- Croa : There was also a summit meeting between Somali site and Romania site.

宇宙冒險....変態人民 鬥志昂揚(変态人民 斗志昂扬)

@1.   山東宙域(山东宙域)

[場面. 宇宙馬賊船的飛行。]

- 武松 : 大系的政策似乎有很多困難。

- 林冲 : 誰知道学习主席的痛苦？

- 智深 : (嘆。。叹。。)

- 武松  : (漢。。嘆。。汉。。叹。。)

Space Adventure.... Food science research

@1. Asstral sector Space Battle.


[scene 1-1. Spaceship  Endeavor attacks Astral sector.]

- Captain Cook : Someday, Astral sector may understand.

Phaser cannon, fire!


[scene 1-2. Bridge,  Asstral-3]

- Captain Roger : Fire,  Beam Boomerang!