@1. Indigenous Village
- Ziŋtká Nagwáka(Kicking Bird) : Are they doing well?
- Waglúla(Worm) : Who knows? Nobody knows.
- Ziŋtká Nagwáka : (Watching night sky)
@2. Fortress Alamo
[scene 2-1.Two space warriors are investigating Fortress area]
- Hawknose : What happened in ths place?
- Magua : There are many arguments about this Fortress.
- Hawknose : It seems there was Alamon.
- Magua : Alamon? What is it?
Ala Monday?
Or is it some kind of Doraemon (ドラえもん) or Goemon(五右衛門)?
[scene 2-2. Hawknose is using chemdetect equipment.]
- Hawknose : Ass the sho*king analysis, Alamon is some kind of Monster such ass Darth Vader or Darth Maul or Darth Sidious.
- Magua : Some kind of Monster?
Sounds uncomfortable.
- Hawknose : Don't you know BSD demon?
Don't you know Solomon?
They are also some kind of monsters.
- Magua : Solomon..How lonely Solo Monster is.
- Hawknose : Yeah, Solomon was the very solo guy for long times.
Maybe Han Solo is the brother or best friend of Solomon.
@3. Space highway
[ scene 3-1. Farrah Fawcett and Wilma Rudolph are in the space wagon.]
- Wilma : Is this another Cannon ball run?
- Farrah : Well, it may be better to be called as Special Ball run.
[ scene 3-2. Charlie is on screen]
- Charlie : How's it going?
- Farrah : So so. The objects are Hawknose and Magua, right?
- Charlie : That's right.
You need to contact with them ass soon ass possible before DSN catch them.
- Farrah : To do so, it needs WARP Drive.
But this wagon is...
- Ziŋtká Nagwáka(Kicking Bird) : Are they doing well?
- Waglúla(Worm) : Who knows? Nobody knows.
- Ziŋtká Nagwáka : (Watching night sky)
@2. Fortress Alamo
[scene 2-1.Two space warriors are investigating Fortress area]
- Hawknose : What happened in ths place?
- Magua : There are many arguments about this Fortress.
- Hawknose : It seems there was Alamon.
- Magua : Alamon? What is it?
Ala Monday?
Or is it some kind of Doraemon (ドラえもん) or Goemon(五右衛門)?
[scene 2-2. Hawknose is using chemdetect equipment.]
- Hawknose : Ass the sho*king analysis, Alamon is some kind of Monster such ass Darth Vader or Darth Maul or Darth Sidious.
- Magua : Some kind of Monster?
Sounds uncomfortable.
- Hawknose : Don't you know BSD demon?
Don't you know Solomon?
They are also some kind of monsters.
- Magua : Solomon..How lonely Solo Monster is.
- Hawknose : Yeah, Solomon was the very solo guy for long times.
Maybe Han Solo is the brother or best friend of Solomon.
@3. Space highway
[ scene 3-1. Farrah Fawcett and Wilma Rudolph are in the space wagon.]
- Wilma : Is this another Cannon ball run?
- Farrah : Well, it may be better to be called as Special Ball run.
[ scene 3-2. Charlie is on screen]
- Charlie : How's it going?
- Farrah : So so. The objects are Hawknose and Magua, right?
- Charlie : That's right.
You need to contact with them ass soon ass possible before DSN catch them.
- Farrah : To do so, it needs WARP Drive.
But this wagon is...
- Wilma : Hey, Farrah! Don't you know Gazelle running?
- Farrah : Yeah! This is the chance to show black gazelle riding!
[ scene 3-3. Highway Partol find speedwagon.]
- Ghostrider : Ghostrider to the Chips crews.
A spacewagon is breaking the speed limit.
- Niqabrider : It rides such ass crazy black gazelle.
[Chips crews respond]
- Turban rider : Understood.
- Mask rider : Affirmative.
- Street Hawk : Copy that.
- T-800 : Acknowledged.
- T-X : Need a ride, Handsome?
- T-1000 : OK.
- K.I.T.T : What do you think of this radio communication?
- Knight Rider : Even if you don't have anywhere to go,
You go down on the pedal and you're ready to roll .
[Speederbikes and Space vehicles of Chips chase the spacewagon.]
[ scene 3-4. Wilma finds Chips]
- Wilma : It's CHIPs!
Cloaking Highway Inspiration Patrol!
- Farrah : Maybe not.
Those CHIPs seems to be Cool Hentai Inventive People.
- Wilma : If so, it is more serious situation!
Call Charlie quickly!
[The spacewagon speeds up.]
- Farrah : Charlie, Chips pursue this wagon!
- Charlie : Your spacewagon has K.A.R.R system.
It is for Knowledge Asset Resident Riders.
Can you see operation buttons?
- Wilma : Yes, there are buttons on the panel.
AIR, OIL, P1,2,3,4 and S1,2
- Charlie : You don't need to know about it.
- Farrah : Why? Is it related with oil for sunburn?
- Charlie : You were not trained enough to use those buttons.
- Farrah : P buttons do not mean Playboy mode or Pervert mode. right?
- Wilma : It looks Professional mode. S seems to mean Secure mode.
What is an AIR button? Artificial Intelligence Robot?
- Charlie : You don't need to know about those buttons.
Just find Super Turbo Booty button.
Oh,no no.
Super turbo boost button in switch pod.
If you use super turbo boost skill effectively, Chips can not pursue you.
- Wilma : OK. Super turbo boost Such as black gazelle!
[Spacewagon takes a turn and uses super turbo boost.]
[Chips crews miss spacewagon.]
@4. Pilot ready room, DSN(Deep Space Nine)
[scene 4-1. Captain Sisko takes steps in the room.]
- Sisko : Gentelmen, this is not easy operation.
The objectives are located around fortress Alamo.
- George : Captain, they are civilians.
- Sisko : But potentially dangerous people to this cluster.
- Ali : Is it order from Federation High Command?
- Sisko : You don't need to know about it.
It's very complicated issue.
- Joe : But..
- Sisko : But what?
Do you want to hear Federation High Command are confused?
- Joe : Oh, SH*T.
- Sisko : What did you say?
Is it a habit of speaking in front of your boss?
- Larry : Captain, in this case SH*T means different thing such ass Super Honorable Important Task or something else.
- Sisko : Quick and cheerful reaction, Larry.
- Ken : Is this mission to destroy target?
- Sisko : No.
Bring them here alive.
They seem to have some information or technology.
[scene 4-2. Black eagles take off from DSN]
@5. Area around Fortless Alamo
[scene 5-1. The sensor in Spacewagon detects objectives.]
- Computer : Objective identified.
[Monitor screen show Hawknose and Magua.]
- Farrah : Are these guys objective?
- Wilma : It seems so.
[Monitor screen show Django.]
- Computer : A suspicious person was detected.
- Farrah : Who is this guy? He seems to be sniper.
- Wilma : It is better watch the situation.
[scene 5-2. Django shoot a gun to Hawknose and Magua.]
[Magua is hit]
- Magua : What the fu*k!
- Hawknose : Are you alright?
[They hide in rocks.]
- Magua : Still in one peace. But it hurts!
- Hawknose : Anyway you got lucky.
The shooter's skill was bullsh*t.
[Hawknose give first aid.]
[Django is shouting.]
- Django : Hola extraño!
- Hawknose : What are you saying!
Don't you know business language or popular language in this cluster?
- Django : That can be changed!
- Hawknose : Yes, of course!
Even cluster itself can be changed!
But it seems you are not ready to change business language!
You are just a Stubborn Ass!
[Django is shooting again]
- Django : Shut up, Invaders! Get out of here!
- Magua : What? Invaders?
- Hawknose : Hey, Stubborn Ass!
Are you crazy? You are the invaders!
[Magua take out Tomahawk beam rifle.]
- Magua : Hawknose, use this rifle.
- Hawknose : Thanks, brother.
[Hawknose shoots Tomahawk beam rifle.]
- Hawknose : Do you think you have the right about this cluster?
- Django : How about you?
You are just old barbarians!
[scene 5-3. Django aims with gatling gun]
- Django : Strangers! Being hit by this gun may be your pride!
This is pulse gatling gun!
Surrender or Die? Ha ha ha!
- Magua : What? Does that guy have special weapon?
- Hawknose : Something strange.
It seems bluffing or fake gun.
His gatling gun looks to have no trigger.
He is just holding a gun.
- Magua : If he has Psychic power such ass psychic bullets or psychic trigger?
- Hawknose : But what's the reason why he don't shoot yet?
[Hawknose is shouting]
- Hawknose : Hey, stubborn ass!
Show the power of your gun!
Do you really have pulse gatling gun?
[Django is shooting a pulse rifle]
- Django : Pulse gatling gun is charging up with energy!
[Hawknose is shooting a beam rifle]
- Hawknose : Shut up! Stubborn ass!
[scene 5-4. Wilma and Farrah is hiding in rocks]
- Wilma : It seems dangerous to approach further.
- Farrah : But it needs to help them.
[Farrah is shooting a stun rifle to Django.]
- Django : What is this? Is it support force?
[Django hides in ditch.]
- Wilma : Farrah, your shooting skill is not good enough.
[Wilma is shooting a plasma rifle to Django.]
- Farrah : You, too.
.
[scene 5-5.Hawk notices that other people are around.]
- Hawknose : Other people attack the sniper.
- Magua : Sounds good.
Butt you need to be careful.
[scene 5-6.Sabata gets off from spacecraft.]
- Sabata : Hi, Django. Are you ok?
- Django : Why are you late?
Pulse gatling gun is not working.
- Sabata : Oh, really?
It seems fake gun.
- Django : Even though it was fake, that was for resident people and fallen brothers.
It's some kind of Placebo effect.
- Sabata : You are saying like some kind of doctor who is crazy for photonic cannon.
Butt you may know that once the wheels of fortune begin to turn, it is hard to stop them.
If your solution depends on fake gun or fake photonic cannon....well, that's shame, isn't it?
- Django : Anyway, people need your help, Sabata.
[Sabata shoots Hawknose and Magua's speederbikes with heavy blaster rifle]
[Speederbikes are exploded]
- Magua : Oh, shit.
- Farrah : Yeah! This is the chance to show black gazelle riding!
[ scene 3-3. Highway Partol find speedwagon.]
- Ghostrider : Ghostrider to the Chips crews.
A spacewagon is breaking the speed limit.
- Niqabrider : It rides such ass crazy black gazelle.
[Chips crews respond]
- Turban rider : Understood.
- Mask rider : Affirmative.
- Street Hawk : Copy that.
- T-800 : Acknowledged.
- T-X : Need a ride, Handsome?
- T-1000 : OK.
- K.I.T.T : What do you think of this radio communication?
- Knight Rider : Even if you don't have anywhere to go,
You go down on the pedal and you're ready to roll .
[Speederbikes and Space vehicles of Chips chase the spacewagon.]
[ scene 3-4. Wilma finds Chips]
- Wilma : It's CHIPs!
Cloaking Highway Inspiration Patrol!
- Farrah : Maybe not.
Those CHIPs seems to be Cool Hentai Inventive People.
- Wilma : If so, it is more serious situation!
Call Charlie quickly!
[The spacewagon speeds up.]
- Farrah : Charlie, Chips pursue this wagon!
- Charlie : Your spacewagon has K.A.R.R system.
It is for Knowledge Asset Resident Riders.
- Wilma : Yes, there are buttons on the panel.
AIR, OIL, P1,2,3,4 and S1,2
- Charlie : You don't need to know about it.
- Farrah : Why? Is it related with oil for sunburn?
- Charlie : You were not trained enough to use those buttons.
- Farrah : P buttons do not mean Playboy mode or Pervert mode. right?
- Wilma : It looks Professional mode. S seems to mean Secure mode.
What is an AIR button? Artificial Intelligence Robot?
- Charlie : You don't need to know about those buttons.
Just find Super Turbo Booty button.
Oh,no no.
Super turbo boost button in switch pod.
If you use super turbo boost skill effectively, Chips can not pursue you.
- Wilma : OK. Super turbo boost Such as black gazelle!
[Spacewagon takes a turn and uses super turbo boost.]
[Chips crews miss spacewagon.]
@4. Pilot ready room, DSN(Deep Space Nine)
[scene 4-1. Captain Sisko takes steps in the room.]
- Sisko : Gentelmen, this is not easy operation.
The objectives are located around fortress Alamo.
- George : Captain, they are civilians.
- Sisko : But potentially dangerous people to this cluster.
- Ali : Is it order from Federation High Command?
- Sisko : You don't need to know about it.
It's very complicated issue.
- Joe : But..
- Sisko : But what?
Do you want to hear Federation High Command are confused?
- Joe : Oh, SH*T.
- Sisko : What did you say?
Is it a habit of speaking in front of your boss?
- Larry : Captain, in this case SH*T means different thing such ass Super Honorable Important Task or something else.
- Sisko : Quick and cheerful reaction, Larry.
- Ken : Is this mission to destroy target?
- Sisko : No.
Bring them here alive.
They seem to have some information or technology.
[scene 4-2. Black eagles take off from DSN]
@5. Area around Fortless Alamo
[scene 5-1. The sensor in Spacewagon detects objectives.]
- Computer : Objective identified.
[Monitor screen show Hawknose and Magua.]
- Farrah : Are these guys objective?
- Wilma : It seems so.
[Monitor screen show Django.]
- Computer : A suspicious person was detected.
- Farrah : Who is this guy? He seems to be sniper.
- Wilma : It is better watch the situation.
[scene 5-2. Django shoot a gun to Hawknose and Magua.]
[Magua is hit]
- Magua : What the fu*k!
- Hawknose : Are you alright?
[They hide in rocks.]
- Magua : Still in one peace. But it hurts!
- Hawknose : Anyway you got lucky.
The shooter's skill was bullsh*t.
[Hawknose give first aid.]
[Django is shouting.]
- Django : Hola extraño!
- Hawknose : What are you saying!
Don't you know business language or popular language in this cluster?
- Django : That can be changed!
- Hawknose : Yes, of course!
Even cluster itself can be changed!
But it seems you are not ready to change business language!
You are just a Stubborn Ass!
[Django is shooting again]
- Django : Shut up, Invaders! Get out of here!
- Magua : What? Invaders?
- Hawknose : Hey, Stubborn Ass!
Are you crazy? You are the invaders!
[Magua take out Tomahawk beam rifle.]
- Magua : Hawknose, use this rifle.
- Hawknose : Thanks, brother.
[Hawknose shoots Tomahawk beam rifle.]
- Hawknose : Do you think you have the right about this cluster?
- Django : How about you?
You are just old barbarians!
[scene 5-3. Django aims with gatling gun]
- Django : Strangers! Being hit by this gun may be your pride!
This is pulse gatling gun!
Surrender or Die? Ha ha ha!
- Magua : What? Does that guy have special weapon?
- Hawknose : Something strange.
It seems bluffing or fake gun.
His gatling gun looks to have no trigger.
He is just holding a gun.
- Magua : If he has Psychic power such ass psychic bullets or psychic trigger?
- Hawknose : But what's the reason why he don't shoot yet?
[Hawknose is shouting]
- Hawknose : Hey, stubborn ass!
Show the power of your gun!
Do you really have pulse gatling gun?
[Django is shooting a pulse rifle]
- Django : Pulse gatling gun is charging up with energy!
[Hawknose is shooting a beam rifle]
- Hawknose : Shut up! Stubborn ass!
[scene 5-4. Wilma and Farrah is hiding in rocks]
- Wilma : It seems dangerous to approach further.
- Farrah : But it needs to help them.
[Farrah is shooting a stun rifle to Django.]
- Django : What is this? Is it support force?
[Django hides in ditch.]
- Wilma : Farrah, your shooting skill is not good enough.
[Wilma is shooting a plasma rifle to Django.]
- Farrah : You, too.
.
[scene 5-5.Hawk notices that other people are around.]
- Hawknose : Other people attack the sniper.
- Magua : Sounds good.
Butt you need to be careful.
[scene 5-6.Sabata gets off from spacecraft.]
- Sabata : Hi, Django. Are you ok?
- Django : Why are you late?
Pulse gatling gun is not working.
- Sabata : Oh, really?
It seems fake gun.
- Django : Even though it was fake, that was for resident people and fallen brothers.
It's some kind of Placebo effect.
- Sabata : You are saying like some kind of doctor who is crazy for photonic cannon.
Butt you may know that once the wheels of fortune begin to turn, it is hard to stop them.
If your solution depends on fake gun or fake photonic cannon....well, that's shame, isn't it?
- Django : Anyway, people need your help, Sabata.
[Sabata shoots Hawknose and Magua's speederbikes with heavy blaster rifle]
[Speederbikes are exploded]
- Magua : Oh, shit.
New guy seems to be your brother.
- Hawknose : What are you talking about?
- Magua : Look at his nose.
His nose seems like Hawk mouth.
Big nose Kate, Rudolph nose, Hawk nose, Elephant nose....There are many popular nose.
Your brother Faithfully Steve, he has also well known nose such ass Hawk mouth.
- Hawknose : It is said that some boy was born with nose bigger than a cricket ball.
- Magua : So what?
If it is not harmful to his health, if there is no discomfort in life, it can not be a problem.
Problem is, you know, stubborn mind.
Sometimes, it's best way to run away.
[Sabata shoots Spacewagon.]
[Sensor in spacewagon detects attack]
[Auto control mode activated]
[Spacewagon takes evasive action]
[Sabata aims spacewagon with shock weapon]
- Sabata : Come on shake your body baby.
Once the shock wave hits your system, there's no way you're gonna stop.
[Spacewagon escapes with using super turbo boost and activates stealth technology]
[Sabata uses detection device]
- Sabata : Interesting skill.
It seems they steal T and H from other system.
- Django : T and H? What do they mean in stealTH?
- Sabata : Maybe T means Technology or Terminator or Transformer or Something else.
Butt what does H mean?
- Django : Hentai or Ecchi?
H, you know Ecchi, it seems to be related with ECH system.
- Sabata : Django, sometimes you look like the Doctor in Voyager.
[Farrah receives a call from Charlie]
- Charlie : Hey, are you ok?
- Farrah : It's a mess!
The objectives are under attack.
And Spacewagon is under attack, too.
- Charlie : You have to rescue the objectives and get out of there.
The attacker is space gunman Sabata.
- Farrah : How did you come to know?
- Charlie : Auto control system detected attack.
- Wilma : What did he say?
- Farrah : Securing the objective is a priority.
- Charlie : Self defense system in spacewagon is activated.
It is not easy for you to control the spacewagon.
So special supercopter takes off for you.
And special agent will join with you.
- Farrah : OK, Charlie.
[Farrah and Wilma come to the objectives.]
- Wilma : Hey guys, you have to get out of here.
- Hawknose : Yes, of course. Butt how?
Did you see the gunman?
He blow up the speederbikes with one shot.
- Magua : Who are you ladies?
- Farrah : Charlie's agents.
@6. Special Black Hawk is landing.
[scene 6-1. Special agent is approaching to Django,quietly]
[Agent Crow throws one quick punch to Django.]
[Django is fainted.]
- Crow : Have some sleep.
[scene 6-2. Agent Crow shoots Sabata's detection device with blaster pistol.]
- Crow : It's been long time, Sabata.
- Sabata : Agent Crow..you are still alive.
What do you want? Mr.Brandon?
- Crow : Just let them go.
- Sabata : What are you thinking about?
- Crow : They keep moving forward little by little.
You may take care of Mr.Django.
Maybe Mr.Django has many difficulties to protect his people.
- Sabata : His people? Ah, the good ass, bad ass routine?
- Crow : Not exactly.
There are many kinds of ass in Universe such ass the good, the bad and the ugly.
Django seems to be some kind of Ugly ass.
And you, you are some kind of Badass.
- Sabata : You, too.
- Crow : Think about Universal Asses.
UGly may mean Universal Galacticaly.
Butt most asses are not good enough.
Even good asses are not good enough.
- Sabata : Agent Crow or Mr.Brandon Lee.
You tend to think that other people are similar with you.
It's childish play.
- Crow : So that's it then, huh? You're giving up?
You know, Badasses may always push themselves for the better, no matter how tough it gets.
[Sabata shoots Spacewagon.]
[Sensor in spacewagon detects attack]
[Auto control mode activated]
[Spacewagon takes evasive action]
[Sabata aims spacewagon with shock weapon]
- Sabata : Come on shake your body baby.
Once the shock wave hits your system, there's no way you're gonna stop.
[Spacewagon escapes with using super turbo boost and activates stealth technology]
[Sabata uses detection device]
- Sabata : Interesting skill.
It seems they steal T and H from other system.
- Django : T and H? What do they mean in stealTH?
- Sabata : Maybe T means Technology or Terminator or Transformer or Something else.
Butt what does H mean?
- Django : Hentai or Ecchi?
H, you know Ecchi, it seems to be related with ECH system.
- Sabata : Django, sometimes you look like the Doctor in Voyager.
[Farrah receives a call from Charlie]
- Charlie : Hey, are you ok?
- Farrah : It's a mess!
The objectives are under attack.
And Spacewagon is under attack, too.
- Charlie : You have to rescue the objectives and get out of there.
The attacker is space gunman Sabata.
- Farrah : How did you come to know?
- Charlie : Auto control system detected attack.
- Wilma : What did he say?
- Farrah : Securing the objective is a priority.
- Charlie : Self defense system in spacewagon is activated.
It is not easy for you to control the spacewagon.
So special supercopter takes off for you.
And special agent will join with you.
- Farrah : OK, Charlie.
[Farrah and Wilma come to the objectives.]
- Wilma : Hey guys, you have to get out of here.
- Hawknose : Yes, of course. Butt how?
Did you see the gunman?
He blow up the speederbikes with one shot.
- Magua : Who are you ladies?
- Farrah : Charlie's agents.
@6. Special Black Hawk is landing.
[scene 6-1. Special agent is approaching to Django,quietly]
[Agent Crow throws one quick punch to Django.]
[Django is fainted.]
- Crow : Have some sleep.
[scene 6-2. Agent Crow shoots Sabata's detection device with blaster pistol.]
- Crow : It's been long time, Sabata.
- Sabata : Agent Crow..you are still alive.
What do you want? Mr.Brandon?
- Crow : Just let them go.
- Sabata : What are you thinking about?
- Crow : They keep moving forward little by little.
You may take care of Mr.Django.
Maybe Mr.Django has many difficulties to protect his people.
- Sabata : His people? Ah, the good ass, bad ass routine?
- Crow : Not exactly.
There are many kinds of ass in Universe such ass the good, the bad and the ugly.
Django seems to be some kind of Ugly ass.
And you, you are some kind of Badass.
- Sabata : You, too.
- Crow : Think about Universal Asses.
UGly may mean Universal Galacticaly.
Butt most asses are not good enough.
Even good asses are not good enough.
- Sabata : Agent Crow or Mr.Brandon Lee.
You tend to think that other people are similar with you.
It's childish play.
- Crow : So that's it then, huh? You're giving up?
You know, Badasses may always push themselves for the better, no matter how tough it gets.
Don't you wanna be better badass such ass the guy who is wearing sunglasses at night or in rain?
- Sabata : Agent Crow......
- Sabata : Agent Crow......
You seem to know the road of badass is so long and tough.
- Sabata : See you later.
[Sabata's space vehicle is going somewhere.]
No matter how tough it gets, never surrender.
Oh yeah~
Oh yeah~
Dirty UGly Dreams Come True !!!!!
