Space Adventure....Space Fortress

@1. Various areas.

[scene 1-1. A kid is playing the game.]

- Kid : Oh,it's interesting.

[Mother appears.]

- Mother : You have many things to do.

Did you do work your homework?

This game is not good for you, baby.

Don't you know that you are called ass Vilechild in this game?

- Kid : But there is also Vilehand!

- Mother : So will you kill Vilehand? 

 Will you kill your brothers and sisters?

- Kid : Mom,it's just a game.

- Mother : Yes, but it is related with tradition and culture.

 



[scene 1-2. Jafar is studying computer system.]

- Jafar )) It needs to copy and modify superior system.

- Parrot )) It needs to copy and modify superior system.


[Jinn aims a Space Stick at Jafar.]

- Jinn[جن] )) Freeze! Mr.Jafar.

Don't you know other cluster's system also has many problems?

- Jafar )) Shut up! Lamp guy.

Don't you know that you were treated as bad ghost for long times?

- Jinn[جن] )) You are just using your traditions badly, so your traditions are imprisoned.

- Jafar )) Whatever! This cluster needs skill and technology!

[Jafar's soldiers attack Jinn with Laser Janbiya]

- Soldier : Boss Jafar! Are you OK?

- Jafar : Catch him!

[Jinn counterattacks with double bladed Plasma Stick.]


[Morgiana[مرجانة] apperas with Square type space craft.]

- Morgiana[مرجانة] )) Jinn! Come on!

[Jinn gets on the space craft.]

- Morgiana[مرجانة] )) What were you doing here?

- Jinn[جن] )) Mr.Jafar seems to make his 40 soldiers into 40 thieves such ass Mr.Gunther Spretzle.



[scene 1-3. Navarre is with friends in Space Camp]

- Mordred : Do you know something about Count.Gunther Sprertzle?

You are transforming into wolf just at night, but Mr.Gunther is almost broken Mannequin.

- Obélix : His condition is almost same ass Mr.Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

- Spartacus : Three guys who followed Mr.Gunther seems to have the hope still.

- Navarre : Hope? What hope?

- Spartacus : Trip to beach where they can get happy time with women.

- Don Quijote : Perhaps Count Gunther needs Countess or Princess who loves him truly.

[Mouse Gaston comes in with Mousepad]

- Gaston : Sir,it's Ambassador Tassadar's contact.

- Navarre : Ambassador's contact?

[Navarre goes out.]

- Obélix : Hey,Mouse guy, are you still using Mousepad?

- Gaston : It's simple and lightweight.

- Mordred : Leafpad is also simple and lightweight.

- Gaston : Well,it depends on individual style.

Some people like heavyweight, some people like lightweight, some people like middleweight.

- Spartacus : Sounds like boxing or martial arts weight classes.

- Obélix : Do you think so? Sounds like women's weight classes.

- Gaston : Point is healthy functioning.

[Navarre comes in]

- Obélix : What's happening?

- Navarre : Ambassador said, some kind of special teams will be made in Space Fortress.


[scene 1-4. Mothers are discussing with teachers.]

- Lilith : Because of computer game, some kids call their mothers as VileMother.

You know there are many tribes,races, and mankinds.

- Alexia Ashford : There seems to be something wrong in Universal Culture.

- Teacher 1 : Space school know that already.

But there are many difficulties,obstacles and arrogances,

- Devī (देवी) : Think about people who are attacked by acid.

Mom has different appearance and if her son call her as vilemother or

in case her son did not recognize his real mother.

- Heishan Laolao(黑山姥姥) : Computer game and computer engineering has some problems.

That influenced kids.

- Teacher 2 : It needs careful handling to develop computer science and engineerings.



@.2. Space Fortress
 
[scene 2-1.Quark's Bar]

- Baron Ashura : There is business in cold area.

Do you know reason why ambassador called special agents?

- Quark : Well, who knows?

Ambassador seems to have some projects.


[गणेश अंदर आते हैं।Ganesha comes in]

- गणेश(Ganesha) : नमस्ते।

- Anubis : Em hotep.

- 小龍女(Xiaolongnü): 你好。


- 13(Thirteen) : سلام.

- Dracula : Salut.

- Стуков(Stukov) : Здравствуйте.

- あしゅら男爵(Baron Ashura) :こんにちは。

- รอยัลคอบร้า(Royal Cobra) : สวัสดี.(S̄wạs̄dī.)

- Quark : This is drink space. Cheers.


[Predator John comes in]

- Abathur : Hey, John! Nice to meet you.

- Jinn[جن]: Handsome Predator John, how's it going?

- Predator John : So so.

- Navarre : It's been a long time, comrade.

- Predator John : Who is this? Wolf of night, Navarre!

- Diva Plavalaguna : Enjoy the reunion with your old friends?


[Women's talking.]

- Thirteen : Who is that guy?

- Xiaolongnü : Don't you know Predator John?

Some people called him ass Prester John.

He likes to eat,so he seems to be interested in space food industry.

- Thirteen : Count Dracula and Lady Octopussy seems to be interested in space food industry,too.


[Thousand-hands and Thousand-eyes Defiler Avalokitesvara(
ដៃមួយពាន់និងភ្នែករាប់ពាន់ ផ្លូវ អាវ៉ាកូស្កាវ៉ារ៉ា) comes in.]


- Valkyrja : Defiler of ghosts...

Your mercies lay heavy upon you.

- ផ្លូវ(Defiler) : You,too. Lady Valkyrja.


- Octopussy : Welcome,Mr.Defiler.

- ផ្លូវ(Defiler) : Lady Octopussy, your brothers thanks to you for protecting many life forms in the Ocean.

- Snowman : Lady Octopussy seems to also need auto system.

Frayne the Feral : These guys are just using or copying OS-1 Thanos or OB-1 Kenobi system.

- Savage Opress  : OS-1 seems to help many developers. And maybe OB-1,too.

- Ερμής(Hermes) : But it's not easy to make own system.

Problem is they are not smart enough.


- Osman : Yes,it is.
 
- Мангдай(Mangudai) : People seems to want their own system that is based on their culture and tradition.

- Quark : OB-1? What is it?

Does it mean Oh Beer One?

- Roger Jr : Are you kidding? Your joke is not funny.

- Orge : Can you be serious?

- Jaguary : In this case, it means Operating Budget or Objective Build or Original Beginner or Oh Boy or something else.

- Quark : Anyway, cheers for Oh Beer One!

- Space Warriors : Cheers!


[Predator John is talking to Ganesha.]

- Predator John : Who is that lady?

- Ganesha : Lady Octopussy. She is working with Dr.Octopussy.

 



- Predator John : She looks beautiful, lovely, smart and passionate such ass Lt.Ilia.

Lt.Ilia's head is similar with Octopus such ass bald head.

- Ganesha : So what?

- Predator John : Her sexual organ seems to have  soft suckers of Octopus.

- Ganesha : Shut up, John. please shut up.

You seems to think only suckers or You are the pervert.

Are you Leon S Kennedy?

Or are you a member of RPD?

- Predator John : RPD? What is it?

- Ganesha : In your case, RPD may mean Resident Pervert Department.


[Diva Plavalaguna sings.]

Can you find the fifth element?

Maybe you need sixth element.

And even more.

Druid has elemental skills,oh yeah~

Can you use shape shifting skills?


[scene 2-2.Briefing Room]

- Ambassador Tassadar : Space Warriors!

Maybe this exploration is not easy.

But you are the warriors.

The reason you are gathered is for making new game.

- Jinn : Game? Are you kidding?

- Tassadar : It's for kids and computer engineering.

These Spacecrafts are MK-2 series.

[MK-2 series is on screen.]

- Baron Ashura : Space Station,Space Cube,Space Dream,Saturn Shuttle ....Sugoi Desune.

- Tassadar : 4 Spacecrafts are supplied for 4 parties.

Mothers in Universe are expecting you.

Go with Envoy Talandar to the Pandemonium fortress.

Then collect game data.


[scene 2-3. Space Warriors are moving to spacecraft launcher.]

[scene 2-4. Spacecrafts take off from Space Fortress.]




 Dirty UGly Dreams Come Ture !!!!!