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[منظر-1.1)) پراسرار سپیسشپ د سازمان کلستر ته نږدې دی.]


- Computer : This ship is almost arrive in Oragnization cluster.

- Mr.Karpwa : Any detection for Khwaradric cube?

- Computer : Not yet.

- Captain Radament : Maybe many adventures,venture capitalists and innovative engineers are trying to discover the Khwaradric cube.




[Space Phoenix finds Space Falcon.]

- Karpwa : Captain,it's Cargo spacecraft. Space Falcon.

- Radament : Space Falcon?

- Claw Viper : It seems to go to around Six star site.

- Radament : Open the channel.


[Han Solo is on screen.]

- Radament : Nice to meet you. Mr.Solo.

People say, you are frozen in carbonite such ass frozen fish.

But you are still alive.

- Han Solo : Mr.Radament.

Your brother Mr.Predator is popular.

But you are thought to be just unpopular item dropper.

Do you have any girlfriend?

- Radament : It's none of your business.


- Chewbacca : Nnnargh hgraoo rrhaa!

- Radament : Hey, Mr.Chewy!

Don't you make your own speech system yet?

- Han Solo : Someday Chewy tribe can make their own speech sound system ass well ass finger communication.

Such ass voice generator.



- Claw Viper : Are you going to rescue Princess Leia and other hostages from Jabba the Hutt?

- Han Solo : It's business secret.

- Claw Viper : Even if people say Jabba the Hutt kidnapped Princess Leia, but it seems Jabba the Hutt protects Desert,Princess Leia,Tatooine,Six star site and Pale style site from other clusters.



 
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[scene 2-1)) Bridge,Space Caravan]

- Dr.Dari : Borg fleet is approaching!

- Jalal ad-Din : Activate tactical drive! Full speed!

- Atma : Tactical Directions?

- Jalal ad-Din : Space rock asteroid.


[scene 2-2)) Engine room, Space Caravan.

- Camel : Tactical drive is overheating.

- Porter : This drive is for temporary use.

- Computer : Warning! Device error occurred.

- Camel : Engine room to bridge.

Devices and Equipments are not operated efficiently.

Full speed is almost impossible.


[scene 2-3 )) Bridge,Space Caravan

- Jalal : What the...

- Prof.Pashto : Most devices and softwares are from other clusters.

It is very not easy to upgrade or repair mechanic system.

- Atma : They fired!

[Space caravan is shaken by attack.]

- Atma : Shields at 49%!

- Jalal : Borg fleet seems to be some kind of Horde army.

They are too strong.

- Dr.Dari : They have superior technology.

But Caravan shield systems do not have shocking absorber device,yet.

- Jalal : Shocking absorber?

- Dr.Dari : It's some kind of sponge device absorbs the shocks.

Even though Caravan shield is strong, but it can be destroyed easily by stronger shocking.


[Lynx is on screen]

- Lynx : Resist is futile.

[Lynx is off screen]


- Jaral : Bride to engine room.

Mr.Camel! Can you replace shield driver?

- Dr.Dari : It may be useless.

The device driver from other clusters have similar problems.

Foolish local system is not universal system.

It is almost same as caravan system.

- Jaral : Anyway, Space Caravan supply waters,foods and clothings for brotherhoods.

Mr.Camel! Do your best.



[scene 2-4))Command ship,Borg Fleet]

- Sand Maggot : Pursue them?

- Borg Queen : Let them go.

It seems they do not know the meaning of their traditions.




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[scene 3-1)) Borg Fleet's contact]

- Karpwa : Borg fleet request communication.

- Radament : Open the channel.

[Sand Maggot is on screen.]

- Sand Maggot : They seem to destroy desert.

They just know selling resources!

And they seem to want your technology.

It's so arrogant species.

- Radament : So, you kicked their asses.

- Sand Maggot : It is said that Space Caravan's ancestors lived in desert area.

But they did not study how to live with desert life forms!

Even they seem not to know why they need Space Burqa.



[scene 3-2)) Borg Queen is on screen.]

- Borg Queen : Spceial brog will go to Space Phoenix.

You can get information about OS and drivers in Organization and League cluster.

- Radament : Special borg? Who is it?

- Borg Queen : Thirteen of Nine, Quaternary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.

- Radament : Is it some kind of Six of Nine or Seven of Nine?

- Borg Queen : It's different.

Thirteen of Nine is designed to respect the traditions of League and Organization cluster.

It is said that spiritual leader of League and Organization cluster had thirteen wives.

[Borg Queen is off screen.]


- Claw Viper : It needs Zerg Queen's permission.

Borg Queen is also trying to discover Khwaradric cube for reinforce her cube fleets.

- Radament : Commander, Zerg Queen knows Borg Queen.

- Claw Viper : Do they know each other?

- Radament : Maybe Zerg Queen needs Borg technology.

Problem is sexual borg.

Rude guys tend to think only sexual things about borg.

- Claw Viper : Hey, you are one of them.

- Radament : Maybe gentleman can control basic instincts.


[scene 3-3)) Thirteen of Nine arrives in Space Pheonix.]

- Mr.Karpwa : Welcome, Thirteen of Nine.

- Thirteen : Well, do you find any useful information about Khwaradric cube or Omega 13 device?

- Mr.Karpwa :  Not yet.

Thirteen of Nine, Before going to engineering bay, you may go to dressing room.


[scene 3-4)) Dressing Room]

- Claw Viper : Thirteen of Nine, You may put on this uniform.

In Federation cluster, Seven of Nine,Bat girl,Catwoman are wearing impressive uniforms.

But this uniform is better.

- Thirteen : What is it?

- Claw Viper : Skin of the Vipermagi.

- Thirteen : It's serpentskin armor.

- Claw Viper : Yes,it is.

Very useful and beautiful.

- Mr.Karpwa : Some traditions do not like leggings style.

So you may put on cloak,hood or burqa.

- Radament : Which helm is good for her?

- Thirteen : Hey, hey, wait.

Borg do not need these things.

- Mr.Karpwa : But some people do not ready to live with Borgs.

In Federation,Seven of nine seems to change her face a little.

But you don't need to do that.

- Claw Viper : In Indinational cluster, people seems to try to live with other people who have unfamiliar appearance such as the women who was attacked by acid or people who have skin disease.

- Radament : Some people seems to forget they were brothers,sisters and friends.


- Mr.Karpwa : How about this? Harlequin Crest? Veil of Steel? Nightwing's Veil?


- Thirteen : Veil of Steel? Are you crazy?

- Mr.Karpwa : It's good for mechanic life forms and combat.

- Thirteen : It seems to be uncomfortable.


Fabric face veil and sunglasses are better.

- Mr.Karpwa : Ass you wish.

Until people are ready to live with unfamiliar people,you may wear these things.

- Radament : Sometimes some people in League and Organization seem to not know the reason why their spiritual leader did not want to show his face.




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[scene 4-1)) Space Caravan and Warriors are eating meals.]

- Jalal ad-Din : It's tough job.

- Dr.Dari : But you want to help your brotherhoods.

- Jalal ad-Din : To upgrade Spaceship, it needs Omega-13 device.

- Atma : But how to acquire it? And how to operate it?

- Jalal ad-Din : ......(sigh)

- Prof.Pashto: This cluster is surrounded by other clusters.

But it means that this cluster can be important area for Space Highway.  

- Atma : Many people know that,Doctor. The problem is how?

- Dr.Dari  : ......(sigh)

[Crews of Space Pheonix come in]

[Sorrow guys try to bully Thirteen of Nine who is wearing burqa]

- Sorrow guy 1: Hey, This place is not for woman.

- Sorrow guy 2: Get out.

- Thirteen of Nine : Don't you know your spiritual leader respected women?

You insulted your spiritual leader.

- Sorrow guy 1: What?

[Sorrow guys try to hit Thirteen]

[Thirteen avoid the attack, then activate rage drive]

[Thirteen is doing combo counter such ass Hydra Bite,Elbow Strike,Spinning Low Kick,Flying Knee Kick]


- Mr.Karpwa : Hey, hey stop it!

Will you kill these guys?

- Thirteen : Just teaching them.


- Atma : Lady Burqa, Are you OK?

Don't you feel uncomfortable to breathe and see? Aren't you itchy?

- Thirteen : This Burqa has good quality and functions.

Don't you know Darth Vader and Lady Hunk is wearing some kind of Smart Burqa?

- Atma : Well, your Burqa looks more fashionable.

You look like Captain Navarre or Lady Hawke.

- Thirteen : Full face veil's design and quality is important.

For example,people can not see the face, but woman who is wearing full face veil can see men freely such ass wearing reflective sunglasses.

- Atma : It may be good item when woman select a boyfriend or husband, or monitoring them.

Even though they are thought to be badasses such ass the guy who is wearing sunglasses at night.

- Jalal ad-Din : Interesting.

Someday this site can make smart Burqa.

Women in this site know uncomfortable parts of Burqa.


[scene 4-2)) Crews of Space Phoenix and Caravan is talking.

- Porter : How did you make the Smart Burqa?

- Claw Viper : It's business secret.

- Mr.Camel : Hey,Come on.

- Thirteen : There are many mankind and life forms in Universe.

Some life forms do not have visual sense organ, even some life forms may not have any sensible organs.

That life forms just have instinctive sense.

Do you think you are ready to live with many life forms?

Space class products are not for a tribe but for many mankind and many life forms.

- Jalal ad-Din : Maybe burqa women know the suffering, pain and sorrow.

- Radament : Oh, really?

Then, Mr.Jalal, As the brother of Burqa women, what do you think of Homo sexuality people?

- Dr.Dari : Hey! It's rude!

- Radament : Rude?

Then, what do you think of Polygamy in your tradition?

Do you know special agents went to Federation cluster for this issue?

- Jalal ad-Din : Well, it seems there are homo sexuality people who have loyalty

and sincerity to the traditions.

But this cluster is different from League cluster.
 
- Mr.Karpwa : Is that your level? Is that your class?

Traditions can be changed,but your answer is disappointed.

- Jalal ad-Din : Hey, Spiritual leader's teaching protected this cluster!

And he said, people who have loyalty and sincerity to the traditions,should kill the homo sexuality people!

- Dr.Dari : Well,even though spiritual leader's order was mistake, it is not the shame.

In reverse,it show the loyalty and sincerity as spiritual reader.

- Claw Viper : Is that doctor level?

Think of pride of your spiritual leader.

- Thirteen : Hey, Don't you know they have tough times with Burqa women?

Even Camels,goats,sheeps,spiders and other life forms suffered a lot in this cluster.

What kind of homo sexuality people are bad as to die?

What do you think,Mr.Jalal?

- Jalal ad-Din : Well, It seems that kind of homo sexuality people are not in Organization and League traditions.

Because, Ass you know,,
 

- Claw Viper : You may calm down and relax a little about Home sexuality people, and you can help your brothers, sisters, friends and partners with other clusters, with your pride,with mercy and patience. For your civilization.

- Radament : Your spiritual leader was extremely,frequently.

- Atma : Because he was military leader as well as spiritual leader.

- Radament : It seems that it is very not easy to develop your traditions and to make your Spaceship Drive.

Do you know Mr.Han Solo?

- Dr.Dari : Yes,why?

- Radament : He seems to go to around Six star site or Filastin site.

- Dr.Dari : Han Solo has many friends, but Mr.Han Dala seems to be alone.

- Thirteen : Doctor, it seems they are not ready to live with other tribes
such ass homo sexuality people,unfamiliar people and Borgs.



Even if it is very not easy, Dirty UGly Dreams Come True !!!!!