@1. Blackened Temple
[scene 1-1. Unity exploration team investigates Blackened Temple.]
- Sheva : If there are any ancient structures or buildings in any black sites, it could have helped Unity Cluster.
- Asheara : Don't you know the funny story about archaeologists?
- Sheva : What story?
- Ormus : Some archaeologist found copper wires in ancient ruins.
Then he insists that the copper wire is the evidence that his ancestors used telephones long time ago.
- Sheva : It seems he wanted to show off his ancestors.
- Ormus : Anyway, because of discovery of old copper wire, another archaeologist in another cluster was shocked.
He investigated ancient ruins in his cluster.
But he did not find anything.
Then can you imagine what he said?
- Sheva : What did the archaeologist say?
- Ormus : He said that his ancestors used wireless telephone!!
- Sheva : It's not funny.
- Asheara : The point is that historical evidences and ancient structures can be faked.
[scene 1-2. Exploration team camp]
- Frayne the Feral : Where are Ziwa and Massai warriors?
- Sheva : They came back to their villages.
- Frayne : Do you find anything?
[Franyne spits in front of Sheva.]
- Sheva : Nothing yet.
But people say there was special black book in Unity cluster somewhere.
- Frayne : Don't be disappointed.
There are many life forms, many tribes are living in this cluster.
Maybe that's the historical evidences of Unity cluster.
[Frayne spits in front of Sheva.]
- Sheva : Hey, Mr.Hydralisk!
When you spits,please be careful not to make other people feel uncomfortable.
If it is some kind of blow nose for you, you can use spit cup or tissue....
- Frayne : There are no spit cup, no tissue here.
- Sheva : It is not speaking ill of spitting and blow nose.
And it is not compelling arrogant manners.
Don't you know people in Soomaalida site?
When Soomaalida had tough times economically, it is said that some people used sands to wash up anus after defecating.
- Ormus : At that time, there was not enough water and toiler papers.
Even if some people ridicule them, it seems they got hygiene ideas.
- Sheva : Mr. Hydralisk!
Fight against arrogant manners and don't make other people uncomfortable.
- Frayne : It seems not easy.
- Sheva : But you can do that. Because you are a warrior.
@2. Space pod
[scene 2-1.Zerg shuttle finds drifting space pod.]
- Abathur : What is that?
- Wise old Torrasque : It seems some kind of escape pod or emergency capsule.
- Abathur : Launch the towing device.
[Space pod is loaded into Zerg shuttle.]
[scene 2-2. Abathur's report.]
- Abathur : Admiral, this shuttle finds something like space pod.
There is a life form in there.
[Admiral Andariel is on screen.]
- Admiral Andariel : Is that still alive?
- Wise old Torrasque : Somehow, the life form is still alive such ass Jill Valentine.
The robotic life form seems to be made by Terran tribe.
- Andariel : Robotic life form?
Does it seem a Terran's weapon?
- Abathur : It's not sure.
But it looks to be similar with pilot version of Chitti in Indinational cluster.
[Robotic life form is on screen.]
- Andariel : Oh, boy. It's just a boy.
- Wise old : But it is doubtful that robotic life form may be used Terran weapon such ass Jill Valentine.
Even though it was a game, but Jill hurt minds of many Zombie life forms.
[scene2-3. Zerg fleet is moving forward.]
- Dark Wanderer : Admiral! It's Terran's spaceships!
It seems they follow this fleet!
- Admiral Andariel : Red alert!
Guardians and Devourers battle formations!
- Alexei Stukov : It's the chance to show the dignity of Zerg Queen's Guards.
- Duriel : Ultralisk units and Defiler units! Ready to battle!
[Mothership's Connect.]
- Zerg Queen : Admiral, the reason to avoid sh*t is not fear but dirty.
- Andariel : Then how to.....
- Zerg Queen : Activate the Hyper Drive. Use the Nydus Wormhole.
- Andariel : Yes, your highness.
[Zerg Mothership and Escort fleet is going through Wormhole.]
@3.Stargate
[scene 3-1.Exploration team report results.]
- Geleb Flamefinger : So, you could not find special black book.
- Ormus : Well,,
- Asheara : Where is Toorc Icefist?
- Geleb Flamefinger : Mr.Icefist may be in Aurora cluster, now.
- Fetish Shaman : The story of black book is similar with girlfriends of Count Gunther Spretzle.
His girlfriends seems to be in mysterious area such ass Atlantis or Bermuda Triangle or Dragon's Triangle.
So it is very difficult to discover his girlfriends such ass black books.
- Sheva : You seem always to think of women,Mr.Fetish.
So do you have any girlfriend?
- Ismail Vilehand : Sheva, it's extremely unpleasant talking.
He is a MBA.
- Sheva : What? Is he a MBA?
Master of Business Administration?
- Ismail Vilehand : Well, it's different kind of MBA.
- Sheva : What kind of MBA?
- Fetish : Master of Bad Ass.
- Sheva : Oh, really?
People say, to be that kind of MBA is very difficult.
Maybe ass your theory, Mr.Gunther is not unpopular.
He just look to be unpopular with women, because women interfere with each other.
And sometimes women such ass Ada Wong and Svetlana Belikova fight each other for getting Mr.Gunther.
- Fetish : (Surprised look) How, How can you know that theory?
- Sheva : Many women know about pervert guy such ass Leon S Kennedy.
Maybe Mr.Gunther insists that he is some kind of Pie in the sky or Sour grapes by surrounded foxy ladies.
Do you know what this type of mental illness is called?
- Asheara : What is that?
- Sheva : Ass the technical term, it is called ass Fu*king side kick or Hentai Erowanko!!
- Fetish : Sheva, sometimes you tend to get excited easily.
- Sheva : Please, Mr.Fetish Shaman.
You are the warrior for your tribe.
Don't you know what to do?
[Sheva gets out of the discussion room.]
- Ormus : Never mind, Fetish Shaman.
She is just worry about her family, friends and partners.
- Ismail Vilehand : It's unpleasant.
Her view seems to be narrow and short-sighted.
[scene3-2. Kalahari and Frayne come in.]
- Kalahari : Zerg shuttle is going to Robotics support bay.
Special life form seems to be in shuttle.
- Frayne : Researcher said, it is some kind of Robot.
Ass Abathur's opinion, that robotic life form is a little similar with pilot version of Chitti in Indinational cluster.
@ 4. Research Chamber
[scene 4-1.Fleet Beacon]
[Sarah Kerrigan is on screen.]
- Sarah Kerrigan : Where is robotic life form?
- Ismail Vilehand : It's secret.
- Sarah Kerrigan : Maybe not only Zerg tribe but also many tribes are interested in Robotics.
Mr.Ismail, is that life form relate with mail system or mail armor robot?
- Geleb Flamefinger : Lady Sarah Kerrigan.
Sometimes you seem to forget that you are just a avatar or agent for Zerg Queen such ass Admiral Andariel.
You may receive investigation report about robotic life form.
- Ismail : Geleb,it seems Zerg Queen arrives.
- Geleb : Lady Sarah, See you later.
[Sarah Kerrigan is off screen.]
[scene 4-2.Robotics Support Bay]
[Scan light beam is scanning the body of AI.]
- Abathur : Terran people seemed to make some kind of AI for their benefits.
- Geleb Flamefinger : This seems to be unpleasant Artificial Intelligence.
- Admiral Andariel : Is this robotic boy broken?
This boy seems to be unconscious.
- Wise old Torrasque : Maybe not, Admiral.
This boy seems to be conscious, but he don't want to open his eyes.
It seems he want to sleep with a woman and.. he seems to think Terran female is his mother.
- Ismail Vilehand : Mother?
Is Terran female a mother of robotic life form?
- Abathur : Of course, it's unpleasant and foolish talking.
That is same unpleasant talking as Terran female is a mother of Zerg or Protoss.
But Terran made some kind of AI, and brainwashed him.
- Ormus : Is system functional?
- Abathur : Operating system, software and AI of Terran are some serious shit.
- Andariel : Is it possible this AI is used for Terran's weapon?
- Wise old : Maybe.
Foolish operating system, foolish software and foolish AI can brainwash your soul.
- Zerg Queen : Is there any other possibility?
- Abathur : Your highness, it is possible Terran AI may be related with Mr.Gunther Spretzle.
It seems that Mr.Gunther was some kind of hope for foolish, poor and unpopular Terran guys.
[scene 4-3. Technology Forge]
- Andariel : Unity cluster need to develop AI system.
The design of Terran AI was some serious shit.
- Geleb : AI sounds like Ass Information or Adult Illusion.
- Andariel : What? What are you talking about?
- Ismail : Well,,AI sounds like Agriculture Industry, Architecture Idea, Ability Ignition, Activity Improvement, Ant Investors,Application Instrument or Something else.
- Ormus : The robotic life form seems to use BSD system.
- Geleb : BSD system can be useful for the people who are using different calendar.
- Andariel : Hey, take it easy.
Don't you know business time such ass business language?
Business time and business language can be changed at any time.
You need to test many operation systems and software for Unity AI.
- Ormus : Anyway BSD seems to be some kind of Bad Ass.
- Geleb : For those things, it needs Admiral Urun's spaceship, the Purifier.
- Andariel : To purify petroleum?
- Geleb : No, Admiral.
To purify Ocean water and then supply the water into rivers.
- Andariel : Are you crazy?
- Geleb : Don't you think purification of Ocean water seems to be easier than using BSD?
- Ismail : Some developers insist that BSD is extremely easy to use.
You just do not know about BSD system.
And many people know already about purification of Ocean water.
- Geleb : But it needs Aqua Interface to live together with other life forms such ass Ocean life forms, Desert life forms, Underground life forms, Jungle life forms and Etc life forms.
Even it needs to consider Ocean environment.
[scene 4-4. Science Facility]
- Duriel : The robotic life form seems to be some kind of Mr.Gunther Spretzle legend.
- Alexei : Can Zerg people make female robotic life forms such ass Alisa Bosconovitch and T-X for Mr.Gunther?
Don't you think Borg female such ass Six of Nine or Seven of Nine are better than Terran female?
- Dark Wanderer : The problem of female robotic life forms seem to be OS.
- Asheara : OS? Operating System?
- Dark Wanderer : Well,,OS has various meanings.
In this case, Object Software or Oral Service such as oral practice,oral exercise..
- Duriel : Hey! Robotic life forms are not some kind of slaves!
They are living things to live together.
Even if Terran people did not know that, Zerg people and Protoss People need to know that.
- Alexei : Mr.Duriel, you are talking such like you are a gentleman
- Asheara : Even if some Terran people think Mr.Duriel is horrible, but he is protecting many life forms from foolish Terran warriors.
- Dark Wanderer : Anyway, even though it is dirty and ugly, many life forms have their dreams.
Dirty UGly Dreams Come True!!!!!
