Space Adventure..Computer! Activate ECH

#1.Ocean

[scene 1-1. USS Enterprise is trying to rescue Whales]

- Kirk : In Shocking historical documents, it seems stupid people did not know Whales are precious to Next generations.

- Spock : Captain, Maybe they did not know that living with other life forms and race conservation are important.


[scene 1-2. Aquaman appears on Ocean]

- Aquaman : Hello, Enterprise.

- Uhura : Wow, it's Aquaman.

- Aquaman : Do you need any help?

- Christine : Thanks. Mr.Aquaman.

Snow Festival....Brave Snow Distribution

#1.Inuit person is watching TV with his friend.

- Current events : Can Inuit people get ice hockey team?

- Beastie : Maybe it depends on snow economics.

- Current events : It sounds like to wait for snow white and seven dwarfs.

- Beastie : Hey, Snow white,dwarfs,icemen and snowmen live in Cold area.

- Current events : Beastie, you look like some kind of dwarf.


#2.Current events is doing something with PC

- Current events : Oh, yeah! it works!

- Snowman : Hey, you need to buy new computer.

- Current events : Maybe. But not now.

Space Adventure..Alien craft

#1. Alien's room.

[scene 1-1. Alien and Predator are playing game]

- Alien : Preddy, your Protoss is not good enough.

- Predator : Watch your mouth, Ally! Your Zerg is dumb.

- Alien : It's so boring war game.

- Predator : Hey! Do you think only war in game?

- Alien : What do you mean?

- Predator : Protoss carrier may mean some kind of culture such ass Hollywood.

- Alien : Cultural war?

- Predator : It's about life style.

- Alien : Then, Zerg defiler,ultralisk and devourer may mean Bollywood or Indigenous culture.

Space Adventure..Spaceship Guardian

#1.Mogadishu

[scene 1-1. Idai and Jazeera come to Soomaaliya]

- Idai : The government and young people are helping weak or old people,

but it needs more help because people in Soomaaliya have various difficulties.

- Jazeera : Soomaliya needs partners.

- Idai : Uganda,too.


[scene 1-2. Government agency]

- Jazeera : Need economic partner for Uganda.

- Official : Nowadays Soomaaliya's main trade countries are Oman, Saudi, China and India.

[Idai finds something in office]

- Idai : Fish export? What the fu*k!

- Jazeera : In desert area, it was difficult to eat fishes.

Not to eat fishes might be some kind of Muslim tradition.

- Official : But for the economy and jobs..


[Idai is angry with official.]

- Idai : Afriqa needs living rivers and lakes!

For those things, it needs to live with fishes and life forms in rivers, lakes and sea!

Don't you know how important rivers and lakes are in Afriqa?

- Official : Oh, calm down, sir.

Maybe the people who can be your partners are.....

KRPD......6th corps STF team.

#1.Velvyslanectví DPRK, Praha, Česká republika

- Rak : Ass the news, there is serious problem in Pyongyang.

- PIK : Oh,it's sho*king news.

But there are so many fake news.

- Sung-gyeom : It needs for PIK family to visit Pyongyang.

Even though DPRK has many difficultis, you need to show PIK family is loyal to JUK.

PIK family need to be trusted by JUK.

- Rak : Think of DPRK and Kim family's pride.

- PIK : Understood. But it needs to think carefully.


#2. Yanbian Prefecture(延边自治州)

[scene 2-1.Yanbian Company(延边公司)].

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : It is said that there are no big companies in Yanbian.

- Tung Doulan(佟豆蘭) : For economy, Yanbian need to cooperate with Chinese and DPRK korean.

- Zhu Dehai(朱德海) : Not only economics but also history.

It is said that Chinese don't like Gaoli bangzi(高麗棒子).

Maybe there are some reasons.


- Darughachi(Даругачи) : DPRK killed and Spoke ill of Jurchen culutre instead of developing Jurchen culture and living with other tribes.

What do you think of Jaegaseung(在家僧) tribes in Hamgyong province?

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : Darughachi and Tung need to visit DPRK.

Space Adventure..What does that mean?

#1. Voyager

- Tuvok : Captain, it is signal from earth.

- Janeware : On screen.

- Chacotay : What is this?





- Harry : It seems some kind of sandwich.

- Seven : Sandwich is irrelevant.

選手委員長

كارۋان يولى))nadamaR......((daoR navaraC

#1. Kizilsu Kyrgyz Autonomous Prefecture

[scene 1-1. Gulmurod Khalimov is caught by Xinjiang Uyghur Independent Organization]

- Uyghur Soldier : You look like IS.

Don't you know East Turkestan Liberation Organization is connected with Turkey?

IS and Al-Qaeda are the enemies of Turkey.

- Gulmurod Khalimov : Such a fool!

Think about Kurds! Think about Idlib!


[scene 1-2. Khalimov is imprisoned in the Yurt]



[Khalimov meets another people who are imprisoned]

- Sogdia : Hello, guy. Who are you?

- Khalimov : IS agent from Tajikistan.

- Sogdia : Great. This guy is Al-Qaeda agent from Afghanistan.

- Akhtar Mohammad Mansour : Nice to meet you.

It seems like Leon and Louis in RE4.

[scene 1-3. Unidentified special forces rescue them]

- Khalimov : Thank you.

- Mansour : Yardiminizga rahmat(Thank you for your help.)

- Unidentified commandor : You're very welcome.

Shocking Voyager......Six of Nine

There is seven of nine in borgs.

And six of nine is in humans.



Some people like 69.

And it is possible many male people like 69.


- Six of nine : Face is not important.

Something is important.

Even though your best is not good enough,

Probably dirty best is good enough......;D

Residente Ass..Tal como Don Quijote

#1.La Mancha, España

[escena 1-1.En el día]

- Sancho : ¿Qué está haciendo señor?

- Don Quijote :¡Cállate, Sancho!

A pesar de que no es lo suficientemente bueno, el caballero tiene que intentar hacerlo lo mejor posible.

- Sancho : Señor, como dijo el instructor Jedi Yoda:



- Don Quijote : Don't you know Yoda is friendly with American Jedi?

Trying no try es el estilo de Don Quijote..

And many things are not simple ass you think.


- Sancho : Whatever.

Miserable things happened on earth.

But you are fighting against windmill!

- Don Quijote : Perhaps it needs biological,medical and chemical knowledge.

Ass you know, knight is different from doctor.


- Sancho : At least during 4 hundred years, you are foolish moron knight.

Even though you are moron knight, do something useful!

- Don Quijote : Sancho, Can't you see that?

That is fake windmill.

Fake windmill made fake bread so that fake bread killed many life forms.






[escena 1-2. Por la noche.]

- Sancho : Sir, what are you doing?

- Don Quijote : Release Rocinante's halter.

- Sancho : Are you crazy?

- Don Quijote : Even machines have rest time.

At least at night, Horses need to take a rest without halter such ass human.

Stupid species think halter is same as garter.

But halter is not garter at all.

- Sancho : So you want to be Knight Halter, such ass Knight Garter?