#1.Mogadishu
[scene 1-1. Idai and Jazeera come to Soomaaliya]
- Idai : The government and young people are helping weak or old people,
but it needs more help because people in Soomaaliya have various difficulties.
- Jazeera : Soomaliya needs partners.
- Idai : Uganda,too.
[scene 1-2. Government agency]
- Jazeera : Need economic partner for Uganda.
- Official : Nowadays Soomaaliya's main trade countries are Oman, Saudi, China and India.
[Idai finds something in office]
- Idai : Fish export? What the fu*k!
- Jazeera : In desert area, it was difficult to eat fishes.
Not to eat fishes might be some kind of Muslim tradition.
- Official : But for the economy and jobs..
[Idai is angry with official.]
- Idai : Afriqa needs living rivers and lakes!
For those things, it needs to live with fishes and life forms in rivers, lakes and sea!
Don't you know how important rivers and lakes are in Afriqa?
- Official : Oh, calm down, sir.
Maybe the people who can be your partners are.....
#2. Merca
[Idai and Jazeera meet Afriqan Exploration team]
- Sahara : Mr.Idai and Mr.Jazeera, Nice to meet you.
- Jazeera : People say you have business idea such ass Mask business.
- Kalahari : Besides mask business, there is another business.
- Sahara : It's about partnership and..friendship.
- Idai : Some European said, Europe tried to change Afrika for long yeart, But Afrika did not change.
Mr.Botha said, black people can not rule themselves.
- Kilimanjaro : Oh, Whether it was true or not, it seemed he expressed his honest emotion.
- Idai : It's so rude!
- Sahara : Even though it feels shameful and painful, that may be the Pride of Afriqa.
Because anybody could not change you.
Even Islam could not change you.
- Idai : What are you talking about?
- Kalahari : The Afriqan soul.
- Jazeera : Oh,It's so philosophical.
- Sahara : Whatever.
Mr.Idai, it seems you have many Muslim friends.
- Kilimanjaro : And Mr.Botha may have many immigration friends.
- Kalahari : Ass the fu*king news, Soomaliya pirates were famous.
How about Afriqan seaweed farming for living together?
Then Soomaliya pirates may become some kind of sea guardian such ass marine environment monitoring team.
Ass matter of fact, ASU has space program such ass Space pirates or Captain Harlock or Queen Emeraldas.
Sea pirates,Space pirates,,they have similarities.
- Idai : Ass you said, Afrika needs partners to do something useful.
- Sahara : Maybe many different people and different tribes live in Afriqa already.
You may find partners.
Got some business to take care of. See you later.
#3.Tatooine
[Han solo and Chewbacca get in Space Falkon]
- Han Solo : Are you ready, Chewy?
[scene 1-1. Idai and Jazeera come to Soomaaliya]
- Idai : The government and young people are helping weak or old people,
but it needs more help because people in Soomaaliya have various difficulties.
- Jazeera : Soomaliya needs partners.
- Idai : Uganda,too.
[scene 1-2. Government agency]
- Jazeera : Need economic partner for Uganda.
- Official : Nowadays Soomaaliya's main trade countries are Oman, Saudi, China and India.
[Idai finds something in office]
- Idai : Fish export? What the fu*k!
- Jazeera : In desert area, it was difficult to eat fishes.
Not to eat fishes might be some kind of Muslim tradition.
- Official : But for the economy and jobs..
[Idai is angry with official.]
- Idai : Afriqa needs living rivers and lakes!
For those things, it needs to live with fishes and life forms in rivers, lakes and sea!
Don't you know how important rivers and lakes are in Afriqa?
- Official : Oh, calm down, sir.
Maybe the people who can be your partners are.....
#2. Merca
[Idai and Jazeera meet Afriqan Exploration team]
- Sahara : Mr.Idai and Mr.Jazeera, Nice to meet you.
- Jazeera : People say you have business idea such ass Mask business.
- Kalahari : Besides mask business, there is another business.
- Sahara : It's about partnership and..friendship.
- Idai : Some European said, Europe tried to change Afrika for long yeart, But Afrika did not change.
Mr.Botha said, black people can not rule themselves.
- Kilimanjaro : Oh, Whether it was true or not, it seemed he expressed his honest emotion.
- Idai : It's so rude!
- Sahara : Even though it feels shameful and painful, that may be the Pride of Afriqa.
Because anybody could not change you.
Even Islam could not change you.
- Idai : What are you talking about?
- Kalahari : The Afriqan soul.
- Jazeera : Oh,It's so philosophical.
- Sahara : Whatever.
Mr.Idai, it seems you have many Muslim friends.
- Kilimanjaro : And Mr.Botha may have many immigration friends.
- Kalahari : Ass the fu*king news, Soomaliya pirates were famous.
How about Afriqan seaweed farming for living together?
Then Soomaliya pirates may become some kind of sea guardian such ass marine environment monitoring team.
Ass matter of fact, ASU has space program such ass Space pirates or Captain Harlock or Queen Emeraldas.
Sea pirates,Space pirates,,they have similarities.
- Idai : Ass you said, Afrika needs partners to do something useful.
- Sahara : Maybe many different people and different tribes live in Afriqa already.
You may find partners.
#3.Tatooine
[Han solo and Chewbacca get in Space Falkon]
- Han Solo : Are you ready, Chewy?
Space coordinates are desert sites.
- Chewbacca : Arrrr....Grrrrrr
- Han Solo : What are you talking about?
- Chewbacca : Arrrr....Grrrrrr
- Han Solo : What are you talking about?
Chewy, Sometimes you look Pika-chuBaka(ピカチュウバカ).
#4. in Spaceship
[scene 4-1. Exploration team is attacked by unidentified units.]
- Kalahari : Are they crazy?
- Sahara : Run away! They are almost bomber man!
[Mysterious spaceship launch special devices and soldiers to Exploration team]
- Kilimanjaro : What the fu*k is going on?
- Kalahari : Oh~ Fu*k~
[scene 4-2. in the Spaceship]
- Sahara : Where is this?
- Kalahari : It seems some kind of Spaceship. It looks Borg ship!
- Kilimanjaro : Is it time to meet seven of nine or six of nine?
- Sahara : Hey, it's something strange. This ship is different from Borg cube.
- Kalahari : Oh~ Fu*k!! It's Zerg ship! Not the Borg ship!
[Zerg hero comes to them]
- Meat Eater : Drrrr..Yrrrr..Hrrrr..Mrrrr..
- Kilimanjaro : Can anyone translate what is this life form saying?
- Sahara : This guy said, do you have meat to eat?
- Kilimanjaro : Do you know this life form?
- Sahara : This guy is Meat Eater, one of Zerg hero.
- Kalahari : Sorrrr..ThrrrrArrrr..MarrrMerrrr.. Wrrrr Mibrrrr
- Kilimanjaro : Do you know Zerg language?
- Kalahari : A little.
- Kilimanjaro : What did you say to him?
- Kalahari : Sorry, They are Making meat With milk and bean
- Meat Eater : Furrrr Unaprrrr
- Sahara : What? Fu*king Unappetizing?
Mr.Eater, It may be better.
[scene 4-3. Zerg Queen appears with Zerg heroes]
- Zerg Queen : Sahara, It's been long time.
- Sahara : Your highness, It's an honor to meet you.
- Zerg Queen : How are things with Desert Queen?
- Sahara : She is alright.
- Sarah : Sahara, You shuld be back into Hive.
- Sahara : Hive? What is it?
- Sarah : Don't you know High Five?
Your highness, it needs to send messenger to Blizzard Queen.
They do not know enough about Zerg.
- Kilimanjaro : (whisper) Hey, Kalahari, Do they know each other?
- Kalahari : (whisper) Maybe.
- Frayne the Feral : Wdrrrr ydrrrr inthrrrr(What did you do in there?)
- Sahara : Mr.Feral, Many Afrikan tribes have their own language, but they do not have their writing system such ass Zerg tribes.
And they have food shorttage problems, Zerg tribes have the problem with tasteless foods.
- Kalahari : Your highness, Many muslims seems to betray Prophet Muhammad or very foolish such ass Gaddafi and Hussein.
Afrikan people need to learn how to live with other tribes.
And Zerg tribes need to study how to live with Terran and Protoss.
- Kilimanjaro : Zerg seems Afrikan and South American tribes.
- Thakras : Srrrr frrrr(Sounds funny)
- Kalahari : Ass the information, Sedna Queen and Borg Queen may want to help Eileen.
- Zerg Queen : Come on Eileen project?
- Kalahari : Your highness, Eileen is some kind of codename of Alien.
Foreigner and Immigration people are also called Alien.
Aliens need jobs and study of Race conservation style.
- Zerg Queen : Such ass Superman?
Superman is also Alien.
- Kalahari : Superman has the problem with race conservation,too.
- Wise old Torrasque : Arrrr Rrrrr iEChrrrr(Already, Researching in Evolution chamber)
- Kalahari : This is related with USA.
Jurassic park, Mozilla, Raptor, Alien, Spiderman....Zerg culture is popular in USA.
- Kilimanjaro : Ass the rumor, Mozilla means Moron Gozilla.
It seems there are many Zerg tribes in America.
- Sahara : Interesting.
But, it needs to develop Zerg tribes life style.
Zerg players were No.2, Second best.
Even famous Zerg player was criticized because of some kind of trouble.
But it seemed not fair.
Terran players also made troubles of many things.
- Zerg Queen : Do you have any idea for Zerg tribes?
- Kalahari : It needs to cooperate with many tribes.
Yerr, it needs to cooperate with many tribes.
[scene 4-1. Exploration team is attacked by unidentified units.]
- Kalahari : Are they crazy?
- Sahara : Run away! They are almost bomber man!
[Mysterious spaceship launch special devices and soldiers to Exploration team]
- Kilimanjaro : What the fu*k is going on?
- Kalahari : Oh~ Fu*k~
[scene 4-2. in the Spaceship]
- Sahara : Where is this?
- Kalahari : It seems some kind of Spaceship. It looks Borg ship!
- Kilimanjaro : Is it time to meet seven of nine or six of nine?
- Sahara : Hey, it's something strange. This ship is different from Borg cube.
- Kalahari : Oh~ Fu*k!! It's Zerg ship! Not the Borg ship!
[Zerg hero comes to them]
- Meat Eater : Drrrr..Yrrrr..Hrrrr..Mrrrr..
- Kilimanjaro : Can anyone translate what is this life form saying?
- Sahara : This guy said, do you have meat to eat?
- Kilimanjaro : Do you know this life form?
- Sahara : This guy is Meat Eater, one of Zerg hero.
- Kalahari : Sorrrr..ThrrrrArrrr..MarrrMerrrr.. Wrrrr Mibrrrr
- Kilimanjaro : Do you know Zerg language?
- Kalahari : A little.
- Kilimanjaro : What did you say to him?
- Kalahari : Sorry, They are Making meat With milk and bean
- Meat Eater : Furrrr Unaprrrr
- Sahara : What? Fu*king Unappetizing?
Mr.Eater, It may be better.
[scene 4-3. Zerg Queen appears with Zerg heroes]
- Zerg Queen : Sahara, It's been long time.
- Sahara : Your highness, It's an honor to meet you.
- Zerg Queen : How are things with Desert Queen?
- Sahara : She is alright.
- Sarah : Sahara, You shuld be back into Hive.
- Sahara : Hive? What is it?
- Sarah : Don't you know High Five?
Your highness, it needs to send messenger to Blizzard Queen.
They do not know enough about Zerg.
- Kilimanjaro : (whisper) Hey, Kalahari, Do they know each other?
- Kalahari : (whisper) Maybe.
- Frayne the Feral : Wdrrrr ydrrrr inthrrrr(What did you do in there?)
- Sahara : Mr.Feral, Many Afrikan tribes have their own language, but they do not have their writing system such ass Zerg tribes.
And they have food shorttage problems, Zerg tribes have the problem with tasteless foods.
- Kalahari : Your highness, Many muslims seems to betray Prophet Muhammad or very foolish such ass Gaddafi and Hussein.
Afrikan people need to learn how to live with other tribes.
And Zerg tribes need to study how to live with Terran and Protoss.
- Kilimanjaro : Zerg seems Afrikan and South American tribes.
- Thakras : Srrrr frrrr(Sounds funny)
- Kalahari : Ass the information, Sedna Queen and Borg Queen may want to help Eileen.
- Zerg Queen : Come on Eileen project?
- Kalahari : Your highness, Eileen is some kind of codename of Alien.
Foreigner and Immigration people are also called Alien.
Aliens need jobs and study of Race conservation style.
- Zerg Queen : Such ass Superman?
Superman is also Alien.
- Kalahari : Superman has the problem with race conservation,too.
- Wise old Torrasque : Arrrr Rrrrr iEChrrrr(Already, Researching in Evolution chamber)
- Kalahari : This is related with USA.
Jurassic park, Mozilla, Raptor, Alien, Spiderman....Zerg culture is popular in USA.
- Kilimanjaro : Ass the rumor, Mozilla means Moron Gozilla.
It seems there are many Zerg tribes in America.
- Sahara : Interesting.
But, it needs to develop Zerg tribes life style.
Zerg players were No.2, Second best.
Even famous Zerg player was criticized because of some kind of trouble.
But it seemed not fair.
Terran players also made troubles of many things.
- Zerg Queen : Do you have any idea for Zerg tribes?
- Kalahari : It needs to cooperate with many tribes.
Yerr, it needs to cooperate with many tribes.
