@1.Көшпенді Компания.
- Project manager : Бұл күндері суық аймақтағы адамдарға майлы тамақ қажет.
Therefore this company promoted Lady Piggy to Senior manager.
It seems people do not like piggy milk, but piggy milk can be used for making real lard foods.
Ass you know, many people in this site did not eat pigs.
So it is easy to live with piggy.
- Technology officer : Congratulations, Mr.Piggy.
Your wife is promoted to Senior manager.
- Мырза.Шошқа : (сложное выражение лица) Рақмет сізге.
Ғарыштық Шытырман оқиға....Ғалам Жұмыспен Қамту Агенттігі
Сансрын адал явдал...Маршал Зуд гурван чадвар
@1.Kharkhorum, Өвөрхангай салбар
[үзэгдэл 1-1.Аригбуха компанид зочилдог.]
- Аригбуха : Сайн уу(Sain uu)?
- Наян : Сайн байна уу(Sain baina uu)?
- Саарал : Хүйтэн байна! эрхэм ээ!
- Аригбуха : You need to know Uls traditions!
And you need to develop your traditions.
- Саарал : But how?
[үзэгдэл 1-2.Сансрын Майхан дотор Мөнх орж ирдэг.]
- Мөнх : Юу байна(Yu baina)?
- Аригбуха : Сайн байна уу?
Хүмүүс Амьдралын хэрэгцээ(生活 必需品,Необходимости жизни) хэрэгтэй.
Гэхдээ эдгээр залуус бол ...
- Мөнх : Тэд билай хэрэгцээ мэддэг үү?
- Аригбуха : Магадгүй.
- Наян : билай хэрэгцээ бол 必烈 必需品,билай Қажеттіліктер,билай Необходимости,Bilai Necessities.
- Мөнх : But it may need SW.
- Саарал : SW? What is it? Soft Ware or Sexy Women?
- Аригбуха : Mr.Engineer,You seem to think always women.
- Мөнх : In this case, SW means Supply Way for import and export.
宇宙冒險...家禽 和 食率。
@1.宇宙馬賊团 前哨 哨戒机。
[場面.1-1. 病房]
- 華佗 :你要去哪里？
- Naγaču(納哈出) :契丹公司。
[場面.1-2.动力工程间]
- Мухулай (木華黎): 动力工程间?
這是 幼年的 工程间嗎？
- 工程师 : What are you talking about?
- 木華黎 : It seems that you did not recognize it.
But people in other clusters can recognize.
Сансрын адал явдал...Нуурын технологи
@1. баатар Компани ,Улаанбаатар(ᠤᠯᠠᠭᠠᠨᠪᠠᠭᠠᠲᠤᠷ ), Улс Kластер(Uls Cluster)
[үзэгдэл 1-1. Наян компьютертэй ажиллаж байна.]
- Наян : (монолог) This computer(компьютер) need to upgrade into workstation such ass Khomputer or Khanputer for Khammunizm.
[Саарал ойртож байна.]
- Саарал : You need to know about Fenglish or Funglish.
- Наян : Fenglish? What is it?
- Саарал : Federation English.
And Funglish is..Future english or Fusion english,Funny english or something else.
- Наян : Monglish do not need to be similar with Fenglish.
Monglish is some kind of programming language.
- Саарал : Monglish?
It sounds like Moron English or something else.
How about Monfrikaans or Monpanish? or Montalian, Monussian, Morabic and so on.
- Наян : Don't you know Khan's warriors did not afraid of writing system?
Even Chinghis Khan was said to be a illiterate person.
To the warriors, writing system and programming languages are just some kind of horse.
- Саарал : But sometimes, writing system could eat language,culture,tradition...even histroy.
Сансрын адал явдал...Гурван ур чадвар
@1.Сансрын буудал(Sansryn buudal,Spaceport)
[үзэгдэл 1-1.Зүчи(Джучи) СансрынГэрнд сууна.(Züchi gets on the Spaceger).]
- Sübügätäi(Subutai) : Хамгийн сайнаараа хийгээрэй,Зүчи(Khamgiin sainaaraa khiigeerei,Züchi).
- Бөртэ үжин(Börte Üjin) : Санаа тавих.
- Зүчи(Джучи) : He who drinks, dies. he who does not drink, dies as well.
- Бөртэ үжин(Börte Üjin) : The fish sees the bait not the hook.
Do you want to be foolish man who sees not the danger but only the profit?
[үзэгдэл 1-2. СансрынГэр нисэх буудлаас хөөрдөг.(Spaceger takes off from the Сансрын буудал)]
- Зүчи(Джучи) : (монолог) Маммот...
@2.Сансрын Хэрэгсэл(Sansryn Kheregsel)
[үзэгдэл 2-1.Хэрэгсэл(Vehicle) is passing through Space Barrier.]
- Ахмад Мухулай(Muqali): It is said that some tribes built this barrier to block barbarians in the past.
- Lt.Naγaču(Naghachu): Who were they?
- Ахмад Мухулай(Muqali): Who knows?
It seemed to be some kind of nuuts(нууц).
Космическое приключение...Иван-дурак(Ivan the Fool)
@1. Космический корабль Спутник убегает.
[сцена 1-1.Космический корабль Восток.]
- Admiral Durak : Fire! Scudding beam!
- Юрий Гагарин(Yuri Gagarin): Да,сэр!
[сцена 1-2.Космический корабль Спутник]
- Тарас Бульба(Taras Bulba) : Their fire power is so strong.
- Пугачёв(Pugachev) : Boctok may be ordered by Советских Скопление.
@2.Космический корабль Потёмкин(Spaceship Potemkin).
[сцена 2-1.Маршал Сталин(Stalin) contacts Космический корабль Потёмкин(Spaceship Potemkin)]
- Сталин : Космический корабль Потёмкин!
What are you doing?
Don't you see Spaceship Восток and Спутник are becoming Иван-дурак(Ivan Durak)?
Space Adventure...Computer Network Chamber
@1. Spaceship Guardian
[Snowman reports to Spaceship Guardian.]
- Snowman : Guardian! This is Space Warriors.
- Dark Templar : How's it going?
- Snowman : What a mess!
Mr.Ganesha seems to be watching cricket with computer instead of analyzing data!
And Mr.Stukov seems to think how to be popular guy.
[Ganesha is on screen.]
- Dr.Mutal : Ganesha! What are you doing?
Are you jealous of cricket star?
- Ganesha : No,no. Doctor.
Just thinking Cricket related OS.
- Dark Templar : What are you talking about?
- Ganesha : Cricket was not begun in Indinational cluster.
So it needs collecting data what will be good for cricket.
- Dr.Mutal : Are you space warriors or popular league?
How to become popular warrior, that is not your job.
Understood?
- Ganesha : Yes,Doctor.
Space Adventure....City of desire
@ 1. Researcher party
[scene 1-1.Sounds of communication devices]
- Voice(Valkyrja) : : Are you listening?
This is some kind of mess or prowrestler party!
Not only panic monsters but also space warriors seem to be hentai fighters!
- Roger Jr : What? Does it seem like Pro wrestling party?
[scene 1-2. Hermes arrives.]
- Hermes : Mayby space warriors wanna be some kind of Justice League.
But it's almost Hentai League Pro Wrestling!
- Roger Jr : Situation seems to be complicated
In Pro wrestling, bad ass's role is ass important ass good ass.
宇宙冒險.....男足滿足業務
@1.黑龍宙域,大系星團
[滿族女俠 葉赫羅拉慈禧,正在練習 黑龍拳法和淑女劍法。]
[完颜女俠 出现,比武要求。]
-完颜女俠 : 你的拳法和劍法 不是 画龍点睛,不是 画龍点睛。
-葉赫羅拉 : 你在侮辱 大清拳法嗎？
-完颜女俠 : 你缺乏 内功和外功。
[葉赫羅拉 慈禧,處於 不利的狀態。]
[葉赫羅拉 慈禧,使用 不同的武功。]
-完颜女俠 :這是 八極拳嗎？或 八卦掌？
八荒的八旗軍 可能 会感到失望。
[慈禧 被 完颜女俠 打 黑龍掌。]
[慈禧的步法 有麻烦。]
-葉赫羅拉 : 哎喲! 因為 缠足。。
-完颜女俠 : 不是!
您沒有意識到 缠足的意義。
你要想像 高科技的星团。
如果那個星团 放映 愚的意大利式 西部片電影,可能是可恥的。
Space Adventure....Plains of Desire
@ 1.Dark playground in Outer Steppes.
[scene 1-1. Warriors are exploring outer steppers.]
- Anubis : Watch out! It's monsters!
- Predator John : Oh,sh*t! It's the Panic Monster!
- Panic Monster : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
[scene 1-2. Finger Mage and Oblivion Knight attack warriors.]
- Finger Mage : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
- Oblivion Knight : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
- Anubis : Panic monsters seem not to know who brothers are!
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