@1.Көшпенді Компания.
- Project manager : Бұл күндері суық аймақтағы адамдарға майлы тамақ қажет.
Therefore this company promoted Lady Piggy to Senior manager.
It seems people do not like piggy milk, but piggy milk can be used for making real lard foods.
Ass you know, many people in this site did not eat pigs.
So it is easy to live with piggy.
- Technology officer : Congratulations, Mr.Piggy.
Your wife is promoted to Senior manager.
- Мырза.Шошқа : (сложное выражение лица) Рақмет сізге.
@2.Khwarazmic restaurant
[сахна 2-1. Mr.Pig is meeting his friend,Mr.Goat.]
- Mr.Goat : You seem to drink too much.
Don't you know that spiritual leader of this site banned drinking alcohol?
- Mr.Pig : You need to know pigs like eating and drinking.
- Mr.Goat : Hey,hey!
You need to show respect for cultural and social traditions.
- Mr.Pig : Tradition?
You are saying such as Mr.Jafar and Iago.
Do you think foolish parrots can succeed and develop their traditions?
- Mr.Goat : Piggy,you are not acting like yourself.
Is there something wrong with you?
- Mr.Pig : Lady Piggy became senior manager.
- Mr.Goat : Does Your wife become senior manager?
- Mr.Pig : She can produce milk.
But male pig..Space nomad company seems to think male pigs are just supporters for female pigs.
Don't you know pervert guys are interested in plump body as well as slim body?
[Mr.Goat is also drinking alcohol.]
- Mr.Goat : There is another shocking news for you.
Lady Goat is also promoted to senior manager.
- Mr.Pig : Great,huh?
- Mr.Goat : Are you jealous of your wife?
Lady Goat and Lady Pig can produce milk.
- Mr.Pig : In space nomad family,male pigs are almost unemployed members.
- Mr.Goat : Male goats are same.
- Mr.Pig : No,no.
It needs goat blood to make space steak.
Probably consumers do not like pig blood.
Even Mr.Dracula does not seem to like pig blood.
- Mr.Goat : Mosquitoes like your blood.
That is for nature and many life forms.
- Mr.Pig : Maybe.
But many male pigs need job such ass Dogs,Cows,Horses,Camels,Sheeps and Reindeers in Nomad family.
Even Mudfish and Earthworm have the job in farmer family.
- Mr.Goat : What are you talking about?
- Mr.Pig : Mudfish and Earthworm means healthy soil.
They can make fertile soil and they can advertise crops.
Cat can protect crops from mouse.
Chicken,Goose,Duck..Family bird(家禽) can keep house clean from worms, insects and bugs.
- Mr.Goat : Piggy, when you were young, you wanted be banker such as Piggy bank.
- Mr.Pig : Piggy bank is first step for financial jobs.
(loud voice) Male pigs need basic jobs in Nomad family!!
[сцена 2-2. Mr.cow is sitting near Mr.Pig's table.]
- Mr.Cow : Помолчи, пожалуйста!
- Mr.Pig : (drunken voice) Who is this guy?
Mr.Cowboy, you were a worker in the farm, but now you are a software developer of GNU,Girls and Unics.
Your OS is some kind of POS.
- Mr.Cow : Are you drunk?
Or are you Ivan the Vodka?
- Mr.Pig : Do you think your softwares are popular in other clusters and sites?
- Mr.Cow : It's free softwares!
- Mr.Pig : What kind of free softwares?
- Mr.Cow : So can you develop any free softwares?
- Mr.Goat : Hey,hey! Calm down please!
[сахна 2-3. Restaurant waiter is calling the police.]
- Даяшы : There is some trouble in space restaurant.
Troublesome customers look like heavyweight class sportsmen.
- Inspector Dog : Which restaurant?
- Даяшы : Khwarazmic restaurant.
V.I.P is here.
- Inspector Dog : V.I.P? Who is in there?
- Даяшы : Mr.Cow.
Famous software developer.
- Inspector Dog : Acknowledged.
[сахна 2-4. Space Policemen arrive.]
- Captain Dog : Gentlemen, what are you doing here?
- Mr.Cow : This guy is drunken such ass drunken master.
- Mr.Pig : Yeah,maybe.
But this guy, Mr.Cow is not cash cow!
He is foolish question mark!
- Mr.Cow : Then you are a exclamation mark such as shebang(#!),huh?
- Robot Dog : Are you saying about Shell Script?
- Mr.Pig : Captain dog!
Maybe you think your industry should Star industry,right?
- Captain Dog : Yes,of course.
But don't you think you are drunken question mark?
- Mr.Goat : Well,, sir.
This guy seems to have some trouble with hot dog style.
- Sergeant Dog : Hot dog style?
Are you food engineers?
- Mr.Goat : Maybe.
The company in which Mr.Pig works is developing real lard products.
- Mr.Pig : (drunken voice) Real Hot Dog Style! Oh, Yeah~
- Captain Dog : Anyway, you are drunken.
Lieutenant!
- Lieutenant Dog : Yes,sir.
- Captain Dog : Take these guys to police station.
@3.Полиция учаскесі
[сахна 3-1.Jail in Police station]
- Mr.Pig : It seems some kind of pig pen.
Someday pigs can run on grass field such ass dogs and horses.
- Mr.Goat : Your idea seems to be similar with Animalism by Napoleon and Snowball.
- Mr.Pig : Animalism needs to be developed.
Some animals such as IGM(Instant Gratification Monkey) tend to think they are more equal than others.
- Mr.Goat : Is your nose ok?
It looked like he hit your nose.
- Mr.Pig : Never mind. It's okay.
- Mr.Goat : Your nose looks like electric plug adapter.
Someday, you can develop your electric industry such as pig nose.
[сахна 3-2. Mrs.Pig and Mrs.Goat come in the police station.]
- Mrs.Goat : Where is Mr.Horny?
- Sergeant Dog : Mr.Horny?
What are you talking about?
- Mrs.Pig : Don't you know Mr.Goat?
Mr.Goat is her husband.
- Sergeant Dog : Oh! Mr.Goat.
He got some trouble with Mr.Cow.
- Mrs.Goat : Who is Mr.Cow?
- Sergeant Dog : He is rich guy, ass it were he is Cash Cow.
But Mr.Goat seemed to be just horny.
- Mrs.Goat : Sir,release Mr.Pig and Mr.Goat from jail.
- Lieutenant Dog : Your husband caused a commotion in a public place.
- Mrs.Pig : They can be the Stars.
- Lieutenant Dog : They seemed to be drunken question marks.
- Mrs.Goat : Nobody knows what will happen in the future.
[сахна 3-2. Mrs.Goat and Mrs.Pig meet their husbands.]
- Mrs.Goat : Horny! Are you OK?
[Mrs.Goat hugs Mr.Goat.]
- Mrs.Goat : Horny..it's OK,it's OK.
- Mr.Goat : Darling, please.
[Mr.Pig sing a song.]
- Mr.Pig : Sugar Ah horny horny~
He is your candy ball~
- Mrs.Pig : Oh,boy.
Do you want be Stars on 46?
[сахна 3-3. Space Vehicle]
- Mrs.Pig : Transportation hub of Universtan seems to have useful information.
- Mr.Pig : How did you know?
- Mrs.Pig : In the senior managers meeting,project manager said...
- Mr.Pig : Oh! Are you working with him?
- Mrs.Pig : Don't you know that Tajik and Kyrgiz sites are contacted with many countries?
- Mr.Pig : Project manager seems to be interested in your fat attractive body.
Don't you know that he likes Lady Hawk,Lady Bovine,Lady Darkhorse,Lady Aima, Lady Chollima and Lady Mallima?
He is PPM! Pervert Project Manager!
- Mrs.Pig : Project Manager seems to be gentleman.
Even if he is PPM, he is Pearl Project Manager.
- Mr.Pig : Pearl?
Maybe Pearl is his balls.
- Mrs.Pig : Darling, please.
Technology officer said your brother Mr.Snowball seems to travel in cold area.
- Mr.Pig : Why Snowball is....
- Mrs.Pig : Many people, many life forms are doing something for better tomorrow.
But you are...
- Mr.Pig : ......(Mr.Pig is watching crescent and stars outside of space vehicle.)
@4.Ишке Орноштуруу Боюнча Агенттик
[саҳна 4-1.Космические киштӣ меоянд, дар космическое агентии.]
[Mr.Mouse, Mr.Rabbit and Mr.Snake come in the office.]
- Mr.Rabbit : Is this Space Job Agency?
- Духтур. Коинотстон :Ҳа.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Ооба.
- Mr.Rabbit : Even though rabbits can become mountain explorers or scientists, they need basic job in nomad and farmer family.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : How about gardener?
You can eat grass.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : And you can grow herbs.
- Mr.Mouse : Mouse can develop computer mouse,mousepads and softwares, and Mickey Mouse and Jerry Mouse are popular.
but mouse need basic jobs.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Even though Instant Gratification Monkey do not like you, but there are many mouse people.
Unemployed people are almost same as Mouse.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : It seemed there were unethical experiment to relate with Mouse.
In the town, mouse is some kind of police and friend of prisoners.
In the mountain you can be woodman or logger.
You can grow nuts trees such as acorn trees,chestnut trees.
- Mr.Snake : Snake can develop underground civilization, but snakes also need basic job.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Don't you know some farmers like you?
You can kick mouse ass.
- Mr.Snake : But some farmers do not like snakes!
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Because they are IGA.
Poisons can be used for medicinal purposes.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Listen, Mr.Snake.
Some people do not have legs or arms, and some people can not walk.
But you can give them hope.
[Bugs and Cockroach come in]
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Hey, Buggie!
You have already job!
- Mr.Buggie : Because of Cockroach...
- Mr.Cockroach : Even though Buggie can have debugger job in computer field, even though Cockroach can have survival trainer job, but bugs need basic jobs.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Buggie,do you think perfect debugging system is possible?
Computer language is also a kind of language.
Have you ever seen the man who can speak always perfect grammar?
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Foolish IGA seem to misunderstand about Cockroach.
Cockroach did not make a mess.
IGA made a mess, so Cockroach goes there.
Such as bee and butterfly go to flower or such ass pervert guy finds women.
- Mr.Buggie : Cockroach has strong vitality and race conservation ability, so they can develop their industries.
But Cockroach need basic jobs to live with other life forms.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Cockroach case seems to be similar with Mouse case.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Environmental monitoring job or crop suitability job is recommended for you.
Many Mr and Mrs Bugs are eating crops, but that means crops are eatable.
Maybe Mr.Cockroach need his own farmland, then in other farmland, pesticide use can be reduced.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : There are many Human Cockroach couple.
People envy Human Cockroach couple and Chick skin couple.
[Hyena and Alligator come in.]
- Mr.Hyena : Even though IGA afraid of wild animals, they tend to like Lion,Tiger,Wolf,Fox,Leopard and Bear.
But they do not like Hyena and Alligator!
- Mr.Alligator : Wild animals are working for tourism industry.
But many brothers are in Jail that is named as Zoo.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Wild animals are working for natural cycle ass well ass tourism industry.
- Mr.Hyena : Even though wild life forms have hunter job, but it is not easy to get foods!
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Someday, Space foods may be supplied for wild life forms.
And then people want to see wild life forms in the nature.
[Сахна 4-2.Чочколор жана жарганаттар космостук агенттигине кошулат.]
- Mr.Pig : Баарына салам!
- Mr.Bat : Салом.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Салом.
- Mr.Pig : Even though Pigs have financial jobs and electronic jobs, but male pigs need basic jobs in Nomad family.
- Mr.Bat : Bats have batman related jobs and spiderman related jobs, but bats need basic jobs.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Don't you know wild pig in nature?
You can live in the nature.
- Mr.Pig : But sir.
Some pigs live with Nomad family and Farmer family.
Male pigs need basic jobs.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Wild pig is ass brave ass wolf and dogs.
You can be a guard for farm and other livestocks.
And..Maybe Nomad and Farmer need pig blood to make Space food for wild animals.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Mr.Bat.
You can have cave related jobs or ventilation jobs.
[Сахна 4-3.Мейкиндик Ресторандын.]
- Mr.Pig : (Mr.Pig is eating meal) It is delicious.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Maybe happy foods can help healthcare.
Happy pig produce happy lard, Happy cow produce happy milk.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Sorrow pig produce sorrow lard.
Do you want to eat sorrow foods?
- Mr.Bat : In some movie, bat and pig caused disease.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Maybe sorrow food is one of the reasons.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Mr.Pig. Your nose is impressive.
Are you interested in Electronics and Computers?
- Mr.Pig : Yes,doctor.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : Maybe you need to prepare many things for computer industry.
Because computer virus seems to be similar with unemployed people.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : : Computer virus looks like some kind of life forms.
- Mr.Bat : This food is delicious, doctor.
- Догдур. Ааламстан : It's Space food using hot dog style.
- Духтур. Коинотстон : Mr.Pig, you look like a good cook.
Don't you want to try real hot dog style?
- Mr.Pig : It seems to need Space Sausage for real hot dog style.
For the Space Sausage, For the Real Hot Dog Style......;D
Hot dog style dreams come true!
