宇宙冒險...家禽 和 食率。

@1.宇宙馬賊团 前哨 哨戒机。  

[場面.1-1. 病房]

- 華佗 :你要去哪里?

- Naγaču(納哈出) :契丹公司。 



[場面.1-2.动力工程间]

- Мухулай (木華黎): 动力工程间?

這是 幼年的 工程间嗎?

- 工程师 : What are you talking about?

- 木華黎 : It seems that you did not recognize it.

But people in other clusters can recognize.



@2. 靑龍偃月号
 
[場面 2-1. 靑龍偃月号 在航行。]

- 赤兎 : 到哪里 可以找到 系统设备管理器?

- 關羽 : 也许 劉備需要 有備無患。

- 其它 : 這是 不容易的事。



- 任务管理器 :巡逻队 发现!  巡逻队 发现!

- 關羽 : 在屏幕上。

- 其它 : 這是 華队长的 巡逻队。


[場面 2-2.華队长 在屏幕上。]

- 關羽 : 華队长!

It is a honor to meet famous captain in Daxi fleet!

- 華雄 : Where are you going with small ugly ship?

- 赤兎 : Small ugly?

Your battleship looks to be large Wuyong Zhiwu(大的无用之物).

- 其它  : 平静下来,赤兎。

It seems Captain Hua do not know yet about easy cornering, small turning radius, rapid direction conversion,variable speed, high endurance in Uls cluster.


- 任务管理器 : Warning! Battleship fired beam cannon.

- 關羽 : 红色警报!

- 赤兎 : Don't worry, captain.

It is copycat of Jim Beam cannon.

Copycat beam cannon may be useless in space battle.

- 其它 : Heibaimaohao(黑白貓号) seems to have many copycat equipments.

- 關羽 : 活化 青春偃月炮。

- 其它 : 青春偃月炮 発射准備 完成了。

- 關羽 : 発射!


[場面 2-3.黑白貓号 陷入困境。 ]

- copycat : This ship is damaged seriously, sir.

- 華雄 : Catch segmentation faults.

Update the pre-formatted sequence programs!

- catman : Permission denied, sir.

It is the limitation of copycat system.

- 華雄  : Send help signal to Daxi fleet.

- catman : echo help.



@3.赤壁戰艦 交战

[場面 3-1.赤壁戰艦 接近。]

- 其它 : 這是 赤壁战舰!

[呂蒙隊长 在屏幕上。]

- 呂蒙 : 你好,關上將。

- 關羽 : 你好嗎。

- 赤兎 : 你可要 小心啊。

呂蒙隊长 似乎与 蒙古有關。


- 呂蒙 : 作为 震惊的谣言的一种,据说 关羽成为 羊毛主席。

- 關羽 : 关字 看起来与 羊字相似。

- 呂蒙 : 大系星团人 可能会 失望呢。

因而 靑龍偃月号 不能航行了。


[場面 3-2.赤壁戰艦 発炮。]

- 呂蒙 : 活化 天津高粱炮!

- 梁朝:  高粱炮 発射準備 完成了。

- 呂蒙 : 艦炮射擊 開始!


[場面 3-3.關羽 受伤。]

- 關羽 : 活化 靑龍偃月炮 和 四川巴蜀光线!

- 其它 : 不起作用。

- 赤兎 : 赤壁戰艦 击中了 军械库。

国粹发动机器 不工作。


- 其它 : 孔府 管制装備 被攻击了。

电脑学习 资料储藏器 错误发生。

- 电脑 : 警告!

满汉全席 导航装备 损伤。

巡航轨道 脱离。 辱航轨道 进入中。

- 赤兎 : 辱航轨道 进入嗎?這是 凌辱的损伤。

   
- 關羽 : 电脑! 活化 应急卵全息照相!

- 电脑 : 公认。


[場面 3-4.全息照相 激活。 ]

- 全息照相 : 电脑! 接駁 鶴羽存储设備。
   
- 电脑 : 设備已连接中。。。完成。

- 全息照相 : 其它! 接駁 翼德裝備。

- 其它 : 裝備 翼德? 張飛 益德?

- 赤兎 : 你不认识 張飛翼德 故事嗎?

It seems some people did not want to harm birds and fowls.


[其它 正在连接 设備。]

- 其它 : 已连接。

- 全息照相 : Naked apes may want to eat Longnu's eggs and Fenghuang's eggs(龍女的蛋 和 鳳凰的蛋).

- 赤兎 : Probably naked apes also want to eat Eagle's eggs and Leifang's eggs.

- 全息照相 : 即使還不够好,大系星团 製作 食用卵。

它可能有很 多含義。


[赤壁戰艦 停止 艦炮射擊。]

[呂蒙隊长 在屏幕上。]

- 呂蒙 : 你還活著嗎?

- 全息照相 : 呂蒙隊长! Do you know how are the Daxi people called?

- 呂蒙 : 你在說什麼?

- 全息照相 : Some naked apes call Daxi people cockroaches.

- 呂蒙 : It seems to be real.

Many population,robust life power, weird appetite and copycat technology...

- 全息照相 : So do you want to live in the past?

- 呂蒙 : Do you have any technology for Daxi cluster?

- 全息照相 : Not yet. But this ship is for developing technology.

- 呂蒙 : 你是 最新馬贼嗎?


[赤壁戰艦 再次 艦炮射擊。]

- 其它 : 科学实验室 被攻击了。

- 關羽 : 高粱炮兵 們似乎 訓練有素。

- 全息照相 :电脑!

- 电脑 : 鶴羽翼德 導彈 弹道 计算中。。。完成。

- 全息照相 : 活化 鹏程万里 大鵬丸炮。 靑海万里 大鯤丸炮。

- 其它 : 哇。哇。。這是 精力武門的技术。


[場面 3-5.宇宙馬賊团 出现。]

- 赤兎 : 黃巾三号 接近中!

[周倉 在屏幕上。]

- 關羽 : 周將軍!

- 周倉 : 關上將!

从 战略角度 来看,大规模杀伤性武器 是 最终的方式。


- 全息照相  : 你是說 两败俱伤嗎?

- 周倉 : 是的。

- 全息照相 : 你有 合适的武器嗎?

- 周倉 : 黃巾三号 有 人公張梁炮。

關上將,好像要去 樊城要塞。

- 關羽 : 了解。

[黃巾三号 発炮。]

[赤壁戰艦 應戰。]

- 關羽 : 活化 燃烧的宝藏舰队 防护盾。

辅助发动机 最大输出。

- 其它 : 是的。

- 關羽 : 目标地址 樊城要塞。 速度 大步流星!

- 赤兎 : 是的。

[靑龍偃月号 正在前进。]

[赤壁戰艦 追踪 靑龍偃月号 和 黃巾三号。]


[背景音樂] 情与和 值炼金。

情与和 值炼金
華山去 地下去有何憾 

為漁女 宝珠有何備
為龍子 仁心剖德心

情淚為电流 系统豈有恨
有誰猿敢過問 ............!!



@4. Spaceship Devourer

[scene 4-1. Engineering Bay]

[File manager Tunar is operating control panel.]

- Tunar : Well,ant program does not seem to be working properly.

It needs to be developed.

- Gpg-connect-agent : Probably you need to make build file.

- Tunar : How about your task?

- Gpg-connect-agent : GUN program is working well.

But child process seems to be in complicated situation.

You know, Gpg-agent is working as a daemon and running in background.

- Tunar : If it is necessary, you need to run in the foreground,in supervised mode.

Ass you know, GUN is similiar with GNU.

GUN means not only cannon but also Game Ultra Night,Gay Understand Newtype,Group User News,Gaia Upgrade Nexus, Grand Underground Network, Get Unix Note or something else.


[scene 4-2. Meat Eater Zergling and zcat appears.]

- Meat Eater : File manager, What are you doing?

Don't you know that there is space battle in Daxi cluster?

- Tunar : What?

[Zerg fleet crews begin to monitor Battleship Chibe(赤壁) and Qinglong Yanyue(靑龍偃月).]

- Meat Eater : Maybe Captain Guan is in there.

Does he know about energetic egg(精力卵)?

Edible eggs(食用卵) was not good enough.

It was just vegetable eggs.


- Gpg-connect-agent : Mr.Zergling.

You are always thinking of eating and drinking,huh?

- zcat : Maybe not.

Mr.Zergling seems to be interested in many things such ass hot chick(色雞),flower chick(花雞) and swimming chick(泳雞).


- Meat Eater : Do you know shocking hot chick egg story?

- Tunar : What are you talking about? Mr.Hotchick.

- Meat Eater : As the biology and zoologist, some ape couples have good relationship.

And male ape seems to eat female ape's egg and blood when female menstruate.


- Tunar : Human seem to be similar with them.

They did not know about edible eggs.

- Meat Eater : Do you think naked apes are human?

Agent smith thought naked apes seemed to be some kind of virus.


- Gpg-connect-agent : Mr.Zergling.

You need to think how to live with virus such ass computer virus,naked apes virus and other virus life forms.

Don't you know virus can help make foods such as fermented food?

Even they are working for making bread.

- Meat Eater : Can they make delicious edible meat?

How about helping Captain Guan?


[scene 4-3.Bridge]

- Gpg-connect-agent : Captain,Spaceship Qinglong(靑龍) seems to be in trouble.

- Meat Eater : Spaceship Huangjin(黃巾),too.

Battleship Chibe(赤壁) chases them.

- Captain Zurvan : ......


- Meat Eater : Captain,Roaches are Zerg tribe.

And some apes are very similar with Roach.

- Captain Zurvan : Activate Zerg Force device!

- Zcat : Zforce activated,sir.


- Captain Zurvan : Launch a socket-activated service program.

- Gpg-connect-agent : Running a socket-activated instance of systemd journal gatewayd.

- Zcat : Gunzip and zcat files are organized.

- Captain Zurvan : Activate ZhuGuang Microwave(燭光微波).

- Tunar : ZhuGuang Microwave is online.

- Captain Zurvan : Fire!


[scene 4-4.赤壁戰艦]

- 梁朝 : Navigation control become chaos!

- 呂蒙 : What is going on?

- 梁朝 : Space radar is missing the target.

Perhaps it seems to be related with sudden magnetic storm or electromagnetic radiation.
 
- 呂蒙 : 宇宙洪荒 關羽運長。



@5. 樊城要塞

[scene 5-1.華佗 治愈 關羽。]

- 華佗 : 關上將, 帮助 华队长 可能并 不容易。

- 關羽 : 大系星团 需要 系统工具。

有人说, 孟德公 得 天時,仲謀公 得 地利。

玄德公 認為 人和很重要。

- 孟獲 : 与 黃巾馬賊 相似。

张角称 天公将军、 张宝称 地公将军、 张梁称 人公将军。

- 周倉 : 孟獲公,你是 黃巾孟子嗎?

玄德公 認為 人和很重要。

- 孟獲 : 什麼樣的人和?盗贼团的人和?

你知道 蠻頭的故事嗎?

您認為 饅頭祭 足夠好嗎?

到现在为止,你似乎在 侮辱 蠻頭和蠻族。

- 關羽 : 即使 有 很多错误,玄德公 正在尝试 民族和解 和 協作生活。


[scene 5-2.補給站。]

- 珠海漁女 : 似乎有 多花雞和泳雞 受苦。

做孟劃馒头 並 不難。

- 祝融夫人 : 花雞 和 泳雞 需要 職業。

火雞 有 烹飪的職業。

但是 其他小雞 沒有職業(职业)。



- 珠海漁女 : 想想 游牧民族 和 農民。

- 雙刀火雞 : 牛,馬,駱駝,豬,羊,山羊,狗,貓 有 職業。

- 赤兎 : 豬 有 职业吗?

瞬間滿足猴子 喜欢吃 猪乳吗?

- 全息照相 : 你不知道 猪油吗?

用豬乳 做猪油 是 可能的。

在寒冷地區,也許 人间 需要 猪油。

- 祝融夫人 : 在家庭 成員中,,

- 其它 : Are livestock members of family?

- 珠海漁女 : 你不知道 家禽類吗?

他們 是家率 還是食率。

你是 瞬間滿足猴子吗?

瞬間滿足猴子 是 未開化的。


[scene 5-3.工程实验室]

- 華佗 : To cure disgusting pandemic,it may need economic basis.

- 全息照相  : Many guys are interested in Cock and Hot chicks.

- 祝融夫人 : This hologram seems to be affected by some kind of media.

- 雙刀火雞 : Tiger, Bear, Deer, Lion, Wolf, Fox, Crocodile, Snake, Mouse, Monkey, Mosquito, Fly, Bee, Bugs, Insects, Birds..most wild life forms have jobs.

But fowls(家禽類)..It seems not easy for fowls to live in wild nature.

Fowls were living with Instant Gratification Monkey for long years, and they can not fly.

- 全息照相  : Who know they can fly someday?

- 祝融夫人 :  Nobody knows what will happen in the future.

But you need to think about fowls.


- 珠海漁女 : Geese,Ducks,Swans can float on lakes.

It is beautiful. 

Tourism industry is some kind of the Goose that laid the golden eggs.


- 全息照相 : That is not good enough.

And some fowls such ass cocks, hot chicks and turkeys may not float on water.

How about debugger?

- 祝融夫人 : Do you mean.. cocks, hot chicks and other fowls should catch and eat bugs?

- 全息照相 : No,no.

In some clusters, people like snakes.

You know mouse like to eat crop, and snakes can kick their ass.

Bugs can live with people, but people did not seem to want that bugs enter their house.

- 雙刀火雞 : Maybe Nomads and farmers need fowls such ass shelter guards or debugger.

- 祝融夫人 : But it seems to be dangerous for bugs and insects!!

Don't you know that some bugs and insects are members of nomad and farmer family?

Earthworm can make good soil to cultivate,some bugs are singing, butterfly and dragonfly are beautiful.

- 雙刀火雞 : Well..

- 全息照相 : It seems nomad and farmers did not like wolves,tigers,foxes and other wild life forms.

But they look like some kind of physical trainer for livestocks and fowls.

If they do not exist,livestocks and fowls may be weak and idle animals.

So their milks may be not healthy.

- 祝融夫人 : Do you think fowls may be physical trainer for bugs and insects?

- 華佗 : Even if sometimes some life forms seem to be harmful and unpopular,if you try to get rid of them, it may destroy the nature balance.

You know some small birds such as sparrow are eating crop.

Some IGM(Instant Gratification Monkeys) were trying to get rid of them.

The result was destroying nature balance, then many IGM experienced some kind of disaster.



[scene 5-3.孟劃馒头店]

- 赤兎 : 要恢复体力,您需要吃 健康食品。

- 關羽 : 谢谢。


[团队正在吃 食品。]

- 祝融夫人 : 好像是 农药残留 食材。

- 全息照相 : Because many bugs are eating crop.

- 祝融夫人 : You need reverse thinking.

Instead of using much pesticide, making cultivated field for bugs such as Well-field system(井田制).

Private field is using little pesticide, Bug field is using none pesticide.

- 全息照相 : Numbers of insects may increase in outbreak!

- 祝融夫人 : Don't you know natural balance?

- 珠海漁女 : One of the reason to get many children is for race preservation.

If naked apes threaten other life forms, they will fight or they want many descendants.

- 全息照相 : Maybe people like crop products from bug field.

- 祝融夫人 : Hey,hey!

Bug field is for bugs and many life forms!


- 珠海漁女 : Low pesticide crop products may be useful for space foods.

- 全息照相 : To make space foods for vigor resuscitation, it needs high technology.

- 祝融夫人 : Probably.

But low technology is as important as high technology.

- 珠海漁女 : Maybe Dr.Octopussy is studying about special technology.

- 祝融夫人 : Special technology? What is it?

- 珠海漁女 : 精力更生 設備 和 高性能更生 裝備。

- 全息照相 : It seems to be not easy.

- 珠海漁女 : Maybe. But Dr.Octopussy will never surrender.





啊,啊,精力更生的梦想。。