Space Adventure....Plains of Desire

@ 1.Dark playground in Outer Steppes.

[scene 1-1. Warriors are exploring outer steppers.]

- Anubis : Watch out! It's monsters!

- Predator John : Oh,sh*t! It's the Panic Monster!

- Panic Monster : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


[scene 1-2. Finger Mage and Oblivion Knight attack warriors.]

- Finger Mage : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

- Oblivion Knight : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

- Anubis : Panic monsters seem not to know who brothers are!


@ 2. Thirteen attacks panic monsters.

- Thirteen : Fire blot!

- Finger Mage : Oblivion! She is wearing skin of vipermagi.

It's Sorcerer school uniform!

She can use many skills!


[Thirteen puts on Veil of Steel.]

[Thirteen's defense,strength,vitality and resistance increase.]

- Thirteen : Warmth!


[Oblivion Knight throw a Fists of Fire.]

- Oblivion Knight : Oh,interesting skill.

Iron Mask(鐵面人),Iron Man(鋼鐵人) and you have Tiemianpi(鐵面皮).

Don't you know Hòuyán-wúchǐ(厚颜无耻)?

You just want to steal items and resources!


[Thirteen defends against attack with Cloak of Shadows.]

- Thirteen: Watch your mouth,Panic Monster!

It was for brotherhoods and sisterhoods!


[Hermes helps Thirteen.]

- Hermes : Hey,hey!

Her helmet is not Tiemianpi(鐵面皮).

It's a kind of Athena's helmet!


- Abyss Knight : Watch out! Oblivion!

She seems can use Minerva X skill!

- Oblivion Knight : What? Minerva X?

- Hermes : Maybe you heard about Aphrodite A, Diana A, Venus A and Minerva X.

He he he~


[Abyss Knight swings sword and casts missiles.]

- Abyss Knight : Mycenae Empire was stolen many design drawings.

Photon power lab made slave robots and brainwashed many warriors.

Even Jinn the lamp warrior seems to become some kind of slave robot.

So, Archduke Gorgon and Minister Argos are fighting in other areas.

- Obilivion Knight : Foolish warriors do not know who brothers are!



@ 3.小龍女(Xiaolongnü) uses Xiáng lóng shíbā zhǎng(降龍十八掌)]

- Finger Mage(指功法師) : It's  Xiūchǐ of Dragon Fist(龍拳的羞耻)!

Your Zhǎng fǎ(掌法) lacks of Nèigōng(内功)!

Did you just do Wàigōng Practice(外功修炼)?


[Finger Mage uses Wǔ xíng quán(五形拳)]

- 小龍女(Xiaolongnü) : 這...這是...(Zhè...Zhè shì...)

- Finger Mage : Maybe you know this.

Iron Man(鋼鐵人) uses some kind of Bagua Zhang(八卦掌), Electric Zhang(電子掌) and drive system.

But you just using shameful Kung Fu.

It's  Xiūchǐ of Dragon Fist(龙拳的羞耻)!

- Xiaolongnü : What? shameful Kung Fu?


[Xiaolongnü put Repulsor Sword out.]

[She performs Swordsmanship.]

- Xiaolongnü : 星期一! 星期二! 星期三! 星期四! 星期五! 星期六! 星期日!

- Finger Mage : This...this is Seven Stars Swordsmanship(七星剑法,Qīxīng jiàn fǎ)!!

[Finger Mage is down.]


[Blood Raven appears and then defends against attack.]

- Blood Raven : Watch out! Finger Mage!

Her Swordsmanship is very variable(变化無双)!

She can use 星期七,星期八,星期九,星期十,星期十一,星期十二,星期十三!

- Xiaolongnü : This swordsmanship represents not only philosophy of Seven Stars of the Northern Dipper(北斗七星) but also philosophy of Five Stars(五星) and Two Stars(二星).

- Finger Mage : 五星和二星?

- Xiaolongnü : This is related with 陰陽五行(阴阳五行,Yīnyáng wǔháng).

Don't you know Mars(火), Mercury(水), Jupiter(木), Venus(金), Saturn(土) and Sun(日) and Moon(月)?


[Finger Mage stands up.]

- Finger Mage : Nǐ shì Měi shàonǚ zhànshì ma(你是美少女战士嗎)?

Are you a PhD of pretty warriors(美少女战士哲学博士)?

- Blood Raven : Xiaolongnü,you don't know in detail about Yuheng sword method(玉衡剑式).

You seem to know just Ping Pong drive.


@ 4.Jaguary and Orge's battle.

- Jaguary : Coconuts Crush!

- Berg Katse : Mr.Jaguar! Are you kidding?

Do you know just coconut skill? Is it your best?

- Count Egobossler : Maybe he also know Coffee skill and Corn skill.

Perhaps those may be all of his skills.


- Jaguary : Do not insult Coffee and Corn!

Basic skills are leading moves for Critical hits.

Space warriors can find new CC ass well ass Coffee and Corn.

- Berg Katse : So will you find Cheese and Chocolate?


[Jaguary uses Frankensteiner and Satellite Drop Kick]

- Berg Kaste : Frankensteiner? Satellite?

Don't you know it's just coping skill?

- Count Egobossler : Why do you wear your underwear outside your pants?

Is it your own style?

Hentak Kamen seems to be better than you!


[Ogre does scissors kick.]

- Ogre : Don't you know emulator?

It's fashion emulating! Such ass Capoeira and Jujutsu!

- Berg Kaste : Oh, really?

So, can you operate Jaguar Driver?


[Ogre does Snake Creep and Snake Blade.]

- Ogre : How about this? It's leading move for GUAI!

- Berg Katse : Is it Anaconda skill?

You have ancient power,But you seem not to know how to use ancient power.

Space Condors seem disappointed.




@ 5. Royal Cobra appears with Kradot Te(กระโดดเตะ).]

- Royal Cobra : (grunt) Hurgha~

- Count Egobossler : What is this?

Is this Karate kick?

- Royal Cobra : คุณเป็นคนโง่?

It's Kradot Te!


- Count Egobossler : Your left hand is not yet STS(ŝāy thalwng s̄ị̂)!

Your drills are not good enough!

- Royal Cobra : Some people hated cobras and snakes!

But some people live with cobras and snakes!




[Royal Cobra uses Critical hit]

- Royal Cobra : : Cobra Twist of Fate!!

[Count Egobossler is down and shouting with surprise.]

- Count Egobossler : Oh! oh!

What is this style called?

- Royal Cobra : Do you need more, huh?

Do you want to learn side roll or sidewinder locomotion?

[Royal Cobra get a takedown from cobra twist position.]



[Gel Sadora throw a left punch at Royal Cobra.]

[Royal Cobra is down,but stands up immediately.]

- Count Egobossler : Thanks.

This guy seemed to live with Cobras and Snakes.

- Gel Sadora : Oh,really?


[Gel Sadora is watching Royal Cobra.]

- Gel Sadora : People who live with cobras seem to be poor,aren't they?

- Royal Cobra : Economic conditions can be better.

Problem is that some people want to steal Royal Resources.

- Gel Sadora : So, some people just blow instruments and some snakes are just dancing.

Is that enough?

Oh,oh, there is one more thing.

Some people who like snakes seem to fight for protecting Royal Resources.

Is that all?


[Royal Cobra throw a Khayoep Te(Step-Up Kick).]

- Royal Cobra : Watch your mouth!

In tough conditions, Royal family and Snakes are protecting resources!



@ 6. Abathur and Frayane the Feral are attacked by Panic Monsters.

- Abathur : Watch out! It's Panic Attackers!

- Frayane the Feral : Nice to meet you, Panics.

It seems the chance to show who are more panic.

- Sand Maggot : Oh! Do you like Panics? or Phoenix? or Pen..

 

[Feral shoot a Venom Blowgun.] 

- Feral : Do you know what pen is?

- Sand Maggot : Of course,Muahahahahaha!

Don't you know that pen is needed for writing?

- Abathur : Some people said the pen is mightier than the sword.

Do you think that your pen is functioning well?


[Mummy Cadaver casts Clay Golem skill.]

- Feral : What is this? Is this Golem a Robot?

- Abathur : Clay Golem seems to absorb venom!

This Golem is becoming Clay Venom Golem!


[Abathur and Feral run away, then they enter a old clay house.]

- Feral : What is this house?

- Abathur : Oh,man! Why did not they use clay bricks?

This area seems to be so large, so people could have made environmentally friendly house culture.

- Feral : Perhaps economic problems was the reason.


[Panic Monsters surround the clay house.]

- Sand Maggot : You are surrounded!

- Mummy Cadaver : Get out of the house!

- Giant Mosquito Sucker : Guys! Real sucker is here!

Don't you wanna be sucked?

Your blood seem to be delicious!

- Frog Demon : Don't you want something like hot touch on your ass?

Here is tongue whip!


[Abathur finds some kind of utility hole in Old clay house.]

- Abathur : Look at this! There is entrance to the underground.

This house seems to be disguised facility!

[Abathur and Feral go into the hole.]

- Feral : What is this? Ancient Tunnels? or Sewers?

- Abathur : It's dark and moisture.

- Feral : Yeah, It seems to be good for underground life forms to live.


[Abathur and Feral find some kind of Nest.]

- Feral : What is here? Is this science lab?

- Abathur : It's strange,,curious,,odd,,and interesting.

[Researchers come in.]

- Spikefist : What are you searching for?  Refilling Shrine?

- Feral : Who are you? Where is here?

- Spikefist : This facility is called as Spider Cavern for researching Web and Bug program.

- Feral : Bug program? Are you hackers?

- Spikefist : Arrogant species are just interested in Debugging system.

But Bugs are sending useful and beautiful signals.

- Tentacle Water Watcher : Even some computing systems include bug program intentionally.

Without bugs, it's difficult for developers and users to detect potential errors.

- Abathur : So do you study about hook place for bug program?


[Scarab Demon comes in.]

- Scarab : On the ground, security guards seem to seek these guys.

- Abathur : Why, why are they hostile to space warriors?

- Tentacle : Because you seem to cooperate with weird species.

- Abathur : People are trying for better tomorrow!

- Spikefist : Do you mean Human? Do you think Homo sapiens are humans?

Borg tribes said that Homo Sapiens are just species 5618.

And some Homo Sapiens said that their tribe was just a kind of Ape such ass Naked Apes.

- Tentacle : Maybe not Naked Apes, but Shaving Apes or Waxing Apes or Wearing Apes.

- Feral : Space warriors work for with many species,many races, many tribes,many genders and many life forms!

- Stormtree : Oh,oh. There is one more thing.

Provoked,Impatient,Jealous and Savage Apes.

Don't you know that some politician's quotes? 

Give them guns, they would kill themselves.

Give them power, they will steal all the government money.

Give them independence and democracy,they will use it to promote tribalism, ethnicity, bigotry, hatred, killings and wars.

Even if he was wrong, it seemed he said his feelings honestly.

- Abathur : Even if he was right, they live with other races and tribes.

- Stormtree : If they get the chance to leave this area or to kill other races, do they want to live with other races in this area?


- Spikefist : Whatever. Weird Apes who are called Homo Sapiens seem to be some kind of Mutant Apes.

Think about if dogs and cats do not have hair, what they look like?

- Strormtree : It looks to be weird  monster or mutant.

- Spikfist : But weird apes do not know themselves are weird!

- Feral : Do you mean evolution of life forms or X-men?

- Spikefist : No.no. This is not about Biology and Science.

The point is that Home Sapiens seems to be some kind of Mutant Apes such ass Instant Gratification Monkey.

- Feral : So, Don't you like Instant Gratification Squad?

- Stormtree : Instant Gratification Squad? What is it?

 


[Sand Maggot and Salamander Fangskin come in.]

- Sand Maggot : You are here! Don't move!

- Fangskin: Spikefist! Why did you hide these guys?

- Spikefist : No,no. Just holding them.

- Feral : Oh,sh*t!

[Feral shoot a Venom Blowgun.]

[Sand Maggot throw right hook and left hook.]

- Abathur : Watch out, Feral!

Sand Maggot seems to attract popularity!

- Feral : What are you talking about?

- Abathur : Don't you know Sand Raider such ass Tomb Raider?  

Sand Raider is the rival of Sand Maggot!


[Abathur attacks with Bone Spear.]

[Fangskin throw metal hook combination.]

- Abathur : Your metal hooks are not good enough!

It looks like bra hooks.

Female fighters seem to be better than you!

- Fangskin : Oh,do you think so?

How about this?

[Fangskin throw Heavy Metal hook.]

[Abathur is down.]


[Savage Opress appears with red light spear.]

- Savage : Feral! Abathur! Are you OK?

- Fangskin : What is this guy?

[Savage Opress shoots red light beam.]

[Fangskin is down.]


[Sand Maggot fires red eye launcher.]

[Savage defends with red light spear.]

- Sand Maggot : Fangskin! Is it OK?

- Fangskin : Yes,Thank you.

- Savage :  Feral! Abathur! Come on!


[Savage,Feral,Abathur are running in dark tunnel.]

- Savage : This way!

- Feral : No way,Savage. It's too narrow!

- Savage : Yes way.


[They come up on the ground.]

- Abathur : Where is here? It seems workplace for sand gold mining.

- Feral : How did you find spider cavern?

- Savage : There are many Zerg people here.

They knew about spider cavern a little.

- Feral : Zerg people? What are they?

- Savage : Some people who are similar with Zerg tribes.

To collect gold from sand, those people burrow in the ground and go into holes and pits such as Burrower.

- Feral : It seems that they know just selling resources.

- Savage : Maybe not.

Do you think they are not interested in Science and Engineerings?

- Abathur : Even if they were Instant Gratification Monkies,they may hear about Low Tech Industries.



@ 7. ដៃមួយពាន់និងភ្នែករាប់ពាន់ ផ្លូវ អាវ៉ាកូស្កាវ៉ារ៉ា(Thousand-hands and Thousand-eyes Defiler Avalokitesvara)  appears.

- El Gigante : Watch out! It's Defiler!

- Regurgitator : What? Why Defiler is with them?

[El Gigante attacks Defiler.]

[Ashura and Mangudai protect Defiler.]

- El Gigante : Oh,sh*t!

It's not easy to approach Defiler!


[Megademon uses the Inferno spell from a distance.]

- Megademon : ដៃរាប់ពាន់ ផ្លូវ(Thousand-hands Defiler)!!

Don't you know that arrogant life forms just like two legged life forms(二足歩行生命形式),three legged life forms(三足歩行生命形式) and four legged life forms(四足歩行生命形式)?

Even though many legged life forms or many handed life forms or no legged life forms have advantage of living in some places, but arrogant species don't like spider style and snake style!

- Defiler : Mega? Are you related with Megalodon?

Some people said Megalodon went extinct.

- Megademon : Ass the science thriller,Megalodons are living in deep sea.

Sometimes Megalodons come to epipelagic zone, then attack submarines.


[Мангдай(Mangudai) shoot a Hand Cannon.]

- Mangudai : Your Mega drive is old type!

- Megademon : Oh,do you think so?

How about your hand cannon?

Is this Milk drive cannon? or Nomad drive cannon?


[Megademon ignite into a blistering blast of flame.]

- Megademon : Even though it is shocking rumor,But some people say that many women loved Khan simultaneously.

Don't you have Composite Hand Cannon or Leg Cannon?

- Mangudai : Leg Cannon and Leg Gun need complicated skill.

How about this gun?


[Mangudai shoot a Reflex bowgun.]

- Mangudai : Khan's warriors thought eating fishes are shameful and disgusting.

Khan's warriors like Space foods such as Space Airag liquors(Айраг ликёр) and  Space stew(Шөл) and...

- Megademon : Your bowgun needs more Elasticity!

Don't you have Matriarchal Bowgun or Hydra Bowgun?


[Defiler casts dark swarm.]

- Defiler : You look to be just interested in Moby Dick and Mega sisters.

Do you want to make the movie such ass When Defiler met Megalodon? Huh?

- Regurgitator : Thousand-hands Defiler!!  Are you crazy?

Don't you know that there were many fake buddhist(诈欺佛家弟子)?

- Treehead Woodfist : Oh! Sh*t!

Defiler just know protecting life forms!


[Mangudai and Baron Ashura fight in Dark swarm.]

- Mangudai : Is it chance to show Ice Bowgun?

There are many missile weapons in Khan's army.

- Baron Ashura : Naruhodo。 Defiler-san.
 

- Treehead Woodfist : In the dark swarm, Zerg soldiers become hero class warriors!

- Regurgitator : Dark swarm is movable combat shrine!


- Megademon :  Don't get confused!

Those warriors seem not to know how to develop Defiler skill and technology.

It seems to be related with some kind of Demon such ass Bug Security Demon or Basic Service Demon or Backdrive Succubus Demon or Boy Something Demon.