48浪人物語。。風林火山龍騎兵。

#1.リゾート、群馬県

[シーン 1-1. 杉本の仲間が訪問する。]

- 武田 : ヲタが気絶した？

- 大介 : 今は意識を回復した。

- 上杉 : そのようだね。

長篠の戦いに似だな。

オリジナルがなければ、新分野や新武器があっても、プロバイダの支配を受け取ると、突発事故が発生して。

- 大介 : とにかく、ビジネスが始まったのだ。

Resident Ass,,あしゅら伯爵とブロケン伯爵の登場。

#1. 日本の某所

[シーン 1-1.特異なルックスと服装の人間たちのヘリコプターで下る。]

- あしゅら 伯爵(Count Assura) : ブロッケン伯爵の身体部品を回収せよ！急げ！

Shocking Resident Football X

Dirtyboy was not good player in normal football(soccer).

But Dirtyboy was a student, maybe he was the best player of some kind of football.

It was called ass ballpen football.

That was played on gridground of notebook with ballpen.

Well, it could be called ass ballpen hockey.

He practiced ballpen football, then he developed his own skills and various strategies.

Maybe he was the best player and ballpen football expert in his school.

Operations order R-8

Here is operations order R-8 for Toongs

*Toongs : Toon Goods and Services.


1. Retrieve the Dirtyboy's blood sample.

This operation needs to Cooperate with Dracula family, Batman family and Ass wong.




2. Add much water or milk to blood sample.

Then many members of Dracula family can taste it.

Maybe it's normal blood, and it is not delicious for Vampire family.


3. In case it is impossible to retrieve Dirtyboy's blood sample.

Go to blood hospital or Blood banks or looking for Resident merchant.

Then Get the blood of Homo Sapiens.

Shocking Wolfman and Dracula comedy

It looks that Wolfman and Dracula story  is a some kind of comedy.

They are very similar family.

Wolfman transforms into wolf.

Dracula transforms into bat.

Wolfman looks like Wolverine, Dracula looks like Batman.

But why are they fighting? What are they fighting for?

Shocking Resident English Village

This is Resident English Vil.

Residnet Evil is known incorrectly.

Resident English Village is correct meaning for Resident Evil......;P

選手委員長

Resident Ass.....Have you heard about the lonesome loser?

[# Scene 1. Claire is arrested in Paris. ]

Claire is sent to prison in island.


[Scene.1-1.. Terrasave are trying to release her]



- Γαῖα(Gaia) : Release her! She is not a terrorist!

- Tellus Mater : She is a prominent member of Terrasave!

- Ass Nike  : She was running and  flying  Ass Nike!

Don't you know Just Do It Ass Nike?

Resident Ass.....Eastern European Village

#1.Eastern European Republic

[Scene 1-1. Cabinet meeting ]




-Svetlana Belikova : Gentlemen!

This country is between Western Europe and Russia.

Eastern European needs national strategy.

Do you have any idea for Resident Eevil or Vempire Country ?


- Secretary : Resident Eevil? Vempire Country? What's that?

- Svetlana : Eevil is the Eastern European Village.

Vempire means V plus Empire( V + Empire) in Eastren Europe.

Well, V in Vempire is maybe Virtues or Vulcan or Vulture or V.....；D

Snow Civilization..Shocking Santa Claus story

#1. Seattle Tacoma International Airport,State of Washington,USA

[Lezard and Brahms arrives in Seattle]

- Brahms : It's a long journey.

- Lezard : Yeah, Let's go to Montreal.

- Brahms : What?

- Lezard : We need to check the route for Northern area of Canada.

- Brahms : It looks that there is not the highway to Northern area in Canada.

Trans-Canada Highway is horizontal highway.

- Lezard : That's good.

It seems that Cold weather, Ice, Snow, Forests protect not only Asskimo but also Maple Leaf.

- Brahms : Will you walk through the snow area? We are not winter soldiers.

- Lezard : Just a check and research for understanding Canada.

And you should know Lezard Valeth is stronger than winter soldiers.

- Brahms : Ah, Cival~