Snow Civilization..Shocking Santa Claus story

#1. Seattle Tacoma International Airport,State of Washington,USA

[Lezard and Brahms arrives in Seattle]

- Brahms : It's a long journey.

- Lezard : Yeah, Let's go to Montreal.

- Brahms : What?

- Lezard : We need to check the route for Northern area of Canada.

- Brahms : It looks that there is not the highway to Northern area in Canada.

Trans-Canada Highway is horizontal highway.




- Lezard : That's good.

It seems that Cold weather, Ice, Snow, Forests protect not only Asskimo but also Maple Leaf.

- Brahms : Will you walk through the snow area? We are not winter soldiers.

- Lezard : Just a check and research for understanding Canada.

And you should know Lezard Valeth is stronger than winter soldiers.

- Brahms : Ah, Cival~
 


#2. In the Seattle city.

[Scene 2-1. Hans Christian Andersen is walking on the street.]

[Tough guys pick a fight with Andersen]

- Richard  : Hey, Mr.Gentleman! You look damn good!

- Brad  : A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

-  Andersen  : Young men, you look like the ugly ducklings.



- Murphy  : Get over yourself!

- Tyrell  : Where is Santa Claus for ugly black ducklings?

There is no Santa Claus, isn't it?


- Andersen  : Oh, You don't know about Santa Claus.

Santa Claus is not related with Nicholas at all.

That's a fake and lie.

- Brad  : What?

- Andersen  : Nicholas did not have flying sleigh.

Rather Santa Vader or Santa Yoda is realistic.











Every this season, some black children asked.......

Is there any black santa? or Is black santa real?


Of course skin color and look is not important to Santa.

But you ugly ducklings need to know the truth.

It looks that Michael Landon knew the truth.

In TV drama Highway to Heaven, he called Santa Claus as Chris.


- Tyrell  : What are you talking about?

- Andersen  : Santa Claus is just a title or position for Chris.

Maybe Santa Chris is correct.

- Tyrell  : Santa Chris?


- Andersen  : Do you know SCA?

- Brad  : SCA?

- Andersen  : Yeah, Santa Chris Association.

Many people are the members of SCA.

It may be Resident Santa.






But Chris, the main character of SCA, he is alcoholic.

So other members of SCA are working instead of him.





- Richard : Shut up! Ary you kidding? It's not funny!

[They hit Andersen]










[Scene 2-2. Leon and Marvin  appear to help Andersen]

[Leon is using the Kick skill,  then they run away]





- Leon : Where's Everyone Going? Bingo?

- Murphy  : We are going to dance with somebody!

Whitney Houston - Dance With Somebody(Who loves me).....USA




[Scene 2-3. Andersen is on hospital bed]

- Andersen : Thank you.

- Leon : Are you Hans Christian Andersen?

- Andersen : Do you know me?

- Marvin : We are from Raccoon city to meet you.

- Leon : Marvin is wounded, we need your help.

- Andersen : Help? how?



- Leon : We need to get in touch with Asskimo to cure Marvin.

But they did not invite R.P.D


- Marvin : This man is also known as Leon Pervert.

Maybe that's the reason why R.P.D was not invited.

Ass the secret report of R.P.D, Mr.Andersen is popular with them.

Because of the little mermaid.


- Abdersen : The little mermaid story is not good enough.

Even it may be bad story.

Onow Yuki(大野幸,おおの ゆき)and his son's story is interesting.

Even though they took many mistakes, their story can have and share a first step.




[Scene 2-4. Richard is making a call to somewhere.]

- Richard : Operation Successful.

Leon and Marvin are meeting Mr.Andersen in General Hospital.

- Whesker :  Fine. It needs to find santa girls group.