Сансрын адал явдал...Гурван ур чадвар

@1.Сансрын буудал(Sansryn buudal,Spaceport)

[үзэгдэл 1-1.Зүчи(Джучи) СансрынГэрнд сууна.(Züchi gets on the Spaceger).]

- Sübügätäi(Subutai) : Хамгийн сайнаараа хийгээрэй,Зүчи(Khamgiin sainaaraa khiigeerei,Züchi).

- Бөртэ үжин(Börte Üjin) : Санаа тавих.

- Зүчи(Джучи) : He who drinks, dies. he who does not drink, dies as well.

- Бөртэ үжин(Börte Üjin) : The fish sees the bait not the hook.

Do you want to be foolish man who sees not the danger but only the profit?


[үзэгдэл 1-2. СансрынГэр нисэх буудлаас хөөрдөг.(Spaceger takes off from the Сансрын буудал)]

- Зүчи(Джучи) : (монолог) Маммот...


@2.Сансрын Хэрэгсэл(Sansryn Kheregsel)

[үзэгдэл 2-1.Хэрэгсэл(Vehicle) is passing through Space Barrier.]

- Ахмад Мухулай(Muqali): It is said that some tribes built this barrier to block barbarians in the past.

- Lt.Naγaču(Naghachu): Who were they?

- Ахмад Мухулай(Muqali): Who knows? 

It seemed to be some kind of nuuts(нууц).

Космическое приключение...Иван-дурак(Ivan the Fool)

@1. Космический корабль Спутник убегает.

[сцена 1-1.Космический корабль Восток.]

- Admiral Durak  : Fire! Scudding beam!

- Юрий Гагарин(Yuri Gagarin): Да,сэр!


[сцена 1-2.Космический корабль Спутник]

- Тарас Бульба(Taras Bulba) : Their fire power is so strong.

- Пугачёв(Pugachev) : Boctok may be ordered by Советских Скопление.


@2.Космический корабль Потёмкин(Spaceship Potemkin).

[сцена 2-1.Маршал Сталин(Stalin) contacts Космический корабль Потёмкин(Spaceship Potemkin)]

- Сталин : Космический корабль Потёмкин!

What are you doing?

Don't you see Spaceship Восток and Спутник are becoming Иван-дурак(Ivan Durak)?

Space Adventure...Computer Network Chamber

@1. Spaceship Guardian

[Snowman reports to Spaceship Guardian.]

- Snowman : Guardian! This is Space Warriors.

- Dark Templar : How's it going?

- Snowman : What a mess!

Mr.Ganesha seems to be watching cricket with computer instead of analyzing data!

And Mr.Stukov seems to think how to be popular guy.


[Ganesha is on screen.]

- Dr.Mutal : Ganesha! What are you doing?

Are you jealous of cricket star?

- Ganesha : No,no. Doctor.

Just thinking Cricket related OS.

- Dark Templar : What are you talking about?

- Ganesha : Cricket was not begun in Indinational cluster.

So it needs collecting data what will be good for cricket.

- Dr.Mutal : Are you space warriors or popular league?

How to become popular warrior, that is not your job.

Understood?

- Ganesha : Yes,Doctor.

Space Adventure....City of desire

@ 1. Researcher party

[scene 1-1.Sounds of communication devices]

- Voice(Valkyrja) : : Are you listening?

This is some kind of mess or prowrestler party!

Not only panic monsters but also space warriors seem to be hentai fighters!

- Roger Jr : What? Does it seem like Pro wrestling party?


[scene 1-2. Hermes arrives.]

- Hermes : Mayby space warriors wanna be some kind of Justice League.

But it's almost Hentai League Pro Wrestling!

- Roger Jr : Situation seems to be complicated

In Pro wrestling, bad ass's role is ass important ass good ass.

宇宙冒險.....男足滿足業務

@1.黑龍宙域,大系星團

[滿族女俠 葉赫羅拉慈禧,正在練習 黑龍拳法和淑女劍法。]

[完颜女俠 出现,比武要求。]

-完颜女俠 : 你的拳法和劍法 不是 画龍点睛,不是 画龍点睛。

-葉赫羅拉 : 你在侮辱 大清拳法嗎？

-完颜女俠 : 你缺乏 内功和外功。

[葉赫羅拉 慈禧,處於 不利的狀態。]

[葉赫羅拉 慈禧,使用 不同的武功。]

-完颜女俠 :這是 八極拳嗎？或 八卦掌？

八荒的八旗軍 可能 会感到失望。

[慈禧 被 完颜女俠 打 黑龍掌。]

[慈禧的步法 有麻烦。]

-葉赫羅拉 : 哎喲! 因為 缠足。。

-完颜女俠 : 不是!

您沒有意識到 缠足的意義。

你要想像 高科技的星团。

如果那個星团 放映 愚的意大利式 西部片電影,可能是可恥的。

Space Adventure....Plains of Desire

@ 1.Dark playground in Outer Steppes.

[scene 1-1. Warriors are exploring outer steppers.]

- Anubis : Watch out! It's monsters!

- Predator John : Oh,sh*t! It's the Panic Monster!

- Panic Monster : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


[scene 1-2. Finger Mage and Oblivion Knight attack warriors.]

- Finger Mage : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

- Oblivion Knight : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

- Anubis : Panic monsters seem not to know who brothers are!

Space Adventure....Pandemonium fortress

@ 1. Space Crafts are approaching Pandemonium fortress.

[Saturn Shuttle ]

- Dracula : Pandemoniun fortress seems not to welcome Space Warriors.

- Osman : Something strange.


[Space Dream]

- Computer : Warning! Pandemoniun fired Photon Power Beam.

- Talandar : Activate defense system!

Shocking that who want elves

衝撃的なエルフを恋う変態さん。


 

Space Adventure....Space Fortress

@1. Various areas.

[scene 1-1. A kid is playing the game.]

- Kid : Oh,it's interesting.

[Mother appears.]

- Mother : You have many things to do.

Did you do work your homework?

This game is not good for you, baby.

Don't you know that you are called ass Vilechild in this game?

- Kid : But there is also Vilehand!

- Mother : So will you kill Vilehand? 

 Will you kill your brothers and sisters?

- Kid : Mom,it's just a game.

- Mother : Yes, but it is related with tradition and culture.

 

فضا ساہسک )) فضا بورقه

     xineohP cecapS ((.1@

[منظر-1.1)) پراسرار سپیسشپ د سازمان کلستر ته نږدې دی.]

- Computer : This ship is almost arrive in Oragnization cluster.

- Mr.Karpwa : Any detection for Khwaradric cube?

- Computer : Not yet.

- Captain Radament : Maybe many adventures,venture capitalists and innovative engineers are trying to discover the Khwaradric cube.