1001 ليلة...ASS गुरु本部

宇宙アドベンチャー、、一番雑魚

@1.病院

[美貌の女性が病院を訪問する。]

- 池田菊苗 : あなたは？もし、ハマーン・カーン様？

戦死したと聞きましたが。。。

- ハマーン : 影武者を知らないの？

カミーユ・ビダンさんの状態は?

- 池田菊苗 : 精神崩壊です。

- ハマーン : 精神崩壊は二種類があります。

カミーユさんの場合のように、精神崩壊が知られている場合、

そして、ジュドー・アーシタさんの場合のように精神病症が知られていなかった場合、

ジュドーさんの場合は、症状が複雑です。

مغامرة الفضاء )) ..... كوزميك ويب

الشخصيات

niddalA( علاء الدين -

dabniS( السندباد -

ababilA( علي بابا‎ -

rafaJ( جعفر -

torraP( ببغاء -

anajraM( مرجانة -

enimsaJ( ياسمين -

edazarehehcS ( شهرزاد

eineG( جني -

@1.Flying Equipment

[scene 1-1. Genie gets a call in flying equipment]

- Aladdin )) Genie, Genie, this is agent Aladdin.

Where are you?

- Captain Genie )) In the flying equipment such ass flying carpet.

- Aladdin )) What? You need to defend cave base.

- Captain Genie )) Hey, there are many brothers, sisters, friends and partners!

Even the cave base is being remodeled ass Modern and Scientific system.

宇宙冒險..不撤晝夜螢雪之功

@1.國家太空訓練中心

- 老師(Laoshi) : Your psychological profile has been established as more than 99.69% favorable,and your apititue during the extensive testing period was undeniable.

Report to the NSPO Mission control for further directives about your forthcoming mission.

- 寧采臣(Ning Choisan) : 是的,老師。

@2. 特殊學院

[場面 2-1.Special agents cadets are in training]

[場面 2-2.A cadet is complaining about other cadet.]

- 聶小倩(Nie Xiaoqian) : It's not easy to cooperate with Tongbao(同胞).

She is too offensive.

- 黑山姥姥(Heishan Laolao) : They recommended Tongbao ass secret agent.

Even though they have different appearance, different languages, different tradition and different history but they have also party cells.

- 聶小倩 : Party cells? Do you mean communist cells?

- 黑山姥姥 : No. It is about special party cells such ass bachelor party.

Space Adventure..Hospitaal

@1. Spire Hospitaal(Hospital,Hôpital,Krankenhaus,Ospedale,مستشفى,Ziekenhuis )

Captain Kamby Bolongo visits hospital.

- Kamby : What are patients' condition?

- Dr.Mutal : So so.

Why do you speak unfamiliar language in this Cluster?

- Kamby : Don't be misunderstood, Doctor.

This is just business language. And it may be called ass Unglish.

अंतरिक्ष साहसिक....अवतार

@१. इसरो

(डॉक्टर चंद्रयान-१ से संपर्क करने की कोशिश कर रहे हैं।)

- शोधकर्ता १ : चंद्रयान-१! चंद्रयान-१! जवाब!

- शोधकर्ता २ : It seems better to find other research projects.

A few years ago, ISRO lost contact with Chandrayaan-1.

- शोधकर्ता १: What happened with Chandrayaan-1?

- शोधकर्ता २ : Who knows?

There is a lot of speculation.

Communication device crash, System error,Power supply depletion, Design flaws, Component defects,,and so on.

Space Adventure....Aurora

#1. Northern provinces

[scene 1-1. The chief of northern provinces is watching the sky.]

[ Aurora Happens]

- Chief : Aurora....

[scene 1-2. Current events(ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ) watches TV alone.]

- Prof 1 : The aurora borealis,to anyone who's seen it...

- Prof 2 : ...but from the point of view of physics and string theory...

- Prof 1 : This is a phrase people have begun to hear, string theory.

- Prof 2 : Now, string theory dramatically changes our understanding of....

[He says to himself.]

- Current events : String theory?

Is that related with bikini swimwear?

Space Advanture..Asstral

#1. Asstralia space station.

[scene 1-1. Supervisor Ostrich gets the message from space fighters]

- White Shark : Questionable spaceship is approaching to Asstralia sector.

- Ostrich : What?

- Black Shark : Another questionable spaceship!

It seems from other cluster.

- White Shark : Attempting to communicate or Warning shooting?

- Ostrich : Stand by.

Another space fighters will join with you.

[scene 1-2. Space fighters scramble]

Association..Ass Ass in full set

#1. Angkor Wat

[scene 1-1. The people who look archaeologist are investigating Angkor Wat]

- Mizuno Tomomi(水野友美) : It's mysterious.

Wonderful architecture.

- Green Snake(青蛇) : Look at the lake!

This building was constructed on weak ground or on water.

- Madame White Snake(白娘子) : It looks floating architecture.

Space Adventure....special resources

#1. Computer system room, Psychon

[scene 1-1. Mentor and Maya are discussing with Biological computer]

- Mentor : Computer, It seems you need new OS.

- Computer : Ass is more important Than os.

- Mentor : But it's not easy to get the energy from living brains.

- Computer : On earth, there is the species who eat brains of monkeys.

- Mentor : What?

- Computer : That was published in newspapers on earth.

- Maya : Other species eat brains, so you may eat brains?

Does it make sense?

Maytbe food culture can be changed and developed.

- Computer : The biological computter system is for many life forms.

But it depends on....(shut down)