#1. Angkor Wat
[scene 1-1. The people who look archaeologist are investigating Angkor Wat]
- Mizuno Tomomi(水野 友美) : It's mysterious.
Wonderful architecture.
- Green Snake(青蛇) : Look at the lake!
This building was constructed on weak ground or on water.
- Madame White Snake(白娘子) : It looks floating architecture.
[scene 1-2. Pervert guys are approaching to the ladies]
- Xiahou(夏侯) : It looks like spaceship or space station.
- Green Snake : Interesting analysis.
- Nagaoka Yoshiki(長岡 芳樹）: This was a Hindi temple, or some kind of shrine.
And it was gradually transformed into a Buddhist temple.
- Madame White Snake : Interesting story.
- Nagaoka Yoshiki: To rebuild and develop this temple, it needs capital.
- Madame White Snake : What are you talking about?
This is not about money.
You look like economic animals in Nippon or Ferengi tribes.
- Viscount Pygman(ピグマン子爵) : Ladies, please don't be angry with him.
He just wanted to draw your attention.
- Mizuno Tomomi : Sisters, this guy is very famous pervert in Nippon.
He was called as El-male(エル男, エルおと).
- Madame White Snake : El-male? What is it?
- Mizuno Tomomi : El-male(エル男) was the symbol of eroge of ELF Corporation.
- Green Snake : Eroge? Is it related with Erowanko(エロ わんこ)?
- Mizuno Tomomi : There are many technical terms about games.
Anyway, it is dangerous for ladies to talk with perverts.
[scene 1-3. Khmer Redfield appears]
- Khmer Redfield : Ladies, is there any problem with you?
- Mizuno Tomomi : Please, help.
This guy is very famous pervert in NIppon
- Madame White Snake : And this guy is also very famous pervert in Chinese people.
- Khmer Redfield : Gentlemen, what are you doing with ladies?
- Viscount Pygman : Just talking and explanation about this wonderful architecture.
- Tomomi : No, no.
His hobby is to collect pictures of women.
[Khmer is approaching them]
- Khmer Redfield : Hey, Don't do that to them!
- Viscount Pygman : You are misunderstanding.
He just made a mistake in speaking.
- Khmer Redfield : Whatever.
Don't bother them. Understood?
- Xiahou : Roger that.
#2. In the Tuk Tuk.
[scene 2-1. Pygman advises other guys in Tuk Tuk]
- Pygman : Do you have any girlfriend?
- Nagaoka : (......)
- Pygman : Mr.Xiahou,Why do you come here?
- Xiahou : To investigate Angkor wat.
- Pygman : Is that all?
- Xiahou : (......)
- Pygman : Ladies think of you ass just perverts!
To be popular guy, to have girlfriends, you need to have good manners.
Mr.Nagaoka, Don't you know Baron Ashura(あしゅら男爵) took a mistake in Nippon?
- Nagaoka : What mistake?
- Pygman : It seems Baron Ashura thought money could do anything.
- Nagaoka : He wanted help Underground idols(地下アイドル) and poor people.
- Pygman : To do so, it needs to respect and regard their tradition and culture.
But you talked about money first regarding to this matter.
Baron Ashura was too hurry.
That's the one of the reason why Dr.Hell( ヘル博士) did not send Baron Ashura.
[scene 2-2. Suspicious Tuk Tuk is following the women.]
- Paladin : Ass the Zakarum report, those women are members of Sisterhood of the Sightless Eye.
- Monk : They seem to go to the Khmer Encampment.
- Paladin : Maybe.
Zakarum need Andariel's Visage mask.
- Monk : And you need Griswold's Legacy and Antidote Potion, right?
- Paladin : Yes. So keep an eye on them.
#3. Khmer Encampment
[scene 3-1. Assasssin visits Rogue Encampment.]
- Kashya : Welcome, outlander. You're very brave to have come here.
- Natalya : People need Healer or Doctor.
- Narendralakshmi: In other countries, many doctors are working to make medicine such as healing portion.
- Natalya : But it was not good enough.
It seems to need special portion.
- Dharanindravarman : Do you need some kind of antidote potion?
It needs strangling gas potions to make it.
- Natalya : How to make strangling gas potion?
- Ksitindraditya : It is not known yet.
But it seems Deva, Devi and Ashura know about it.
[scene 3-2. Tomomi, Green Snake, Madam White Snake arrives with Khmer]
- Madam White Snake : These people live in nature.
- Khmer : Even though this Encampment is worlds apart, people like Angkor Wat.
[They go into Tavern]
- Ogden : Greetings, travelers. Welcome to the Tavern of the Encampment.
- Green Snake : Interesting place.
- Mizuno Tomomi : It seems there is no pervert here.
- Charsi : Wow. You're a Barbarian, huh?
- Madam White Snake : Maybe Some kind of Sorceress or Rivers of magic such ass Akara.
- Green Snake : Maybe vipers of war such ass Kashya.
- Charsi : Whatever.
It's good to see some strong adventurers around here.
[People drink ]
- Warriv : Charsi seems to be a very sweet girl.
- Farnham : The gal who brings the drinks? Oh, yeah, what a pretty lady. So nice, too.
- Gheed : Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war.
- Grisold : A good man who puts the needs of others above his own.
[scene 3-3. Wirt, the boy sees Paladin and Monk.]
- Paladin : This holy place has been desecrated.
- Monk : What are they doing here?
[Monk and Paladin meet Akara.]
- Akara : There is a place of great evil in the wilderness
Find the dark labyrinth and destroy the foul beasts.
[Monk and Paladin goes out to find the Dark labyrinth.]
- Akara : May the Great Eye watch over you.
[Wirt go to Adria]
- Wirt : Strangers come to here.
They met Akara.
- Adria : Tell Narendra.
[scene 3-4. Narendralakshmi calls Khmer Redfield]
- Narendra : Khmer, you may follow Natalya and protect her.
- Khmer Redfield : Yes, ma'am.
- Dharanindra : You don't need to protect her.
She is so strong.
- Narendra : Butt (但，किन्तु ，しかし) , pervert may like her Ass Ass in full set.
- Dharanindra : Ass-Ass-in full set?
- Ksitindra : Ass Ass in dress, Ass Ass in suit, Ass Ass in casual, Ass Ass in bikini, lingerie..
Ass-Ass-in full set may be used by some kind of skills.
- Dharanindra : She looks like wearing some kind of Predator armor.
She looks ethereal!
- Ksitindra : Think about RPD and Ass Ass in full set !
Khmer, you need protect her.
- Khmer Redfield : Yes, sir.
[Khmer goes out to find the Assassin who is wearing Ass Ass In full set.]
#4.Blood Moor.
[scene 4-1.Monk raids Assassin.]
- Monk : Take off your Ass Ass in full set!
Your items may be sold at high price, then it is possible to help poor people.
- Assassin : Monk, you are so foolish.
You are just thinking of species 5618!
[Monk attacks with dashing strike.]
- Assassin : What a foolish strike!
Monk, you need to practice more in temple.
Even you can not read rune word!
[Assassin counterattacks with Tiger strike and Cobra strike.]
[Monk is down]
- Monk : How,, how do you move so fast?
- Assassin : This is 40% Faster Run/Walk boots..;P
[scene 4-2. Paladin arrives at the battlefield.]
- Monk : Indeed, so storng Assassin.
It's Ass Ass in full set!
- Paladin : AssAssin, Don't you know people need strangling gas to make antidote potion?
- Assassin : Is that the reason why you want to kill other species?
Even Akara and Kashya was foolish, too!
- Paladin : To survive, there was no other way !
- Assassin : Such corruption in this place.
[Paladin attacks with Zeal and Freeze aura]
[Assassin is running and installing traps]
- Monk : Take care! It's trap!
[Monk attacks with Wave of Light and Fleet Footed skill]
- Assassin : Not bad, Mr.monk.
But you need to learn and practice more.
- Paladin : Even the Light cannot pierce this gloom.
[Paladin uses Vengeance skill]
[AssAssin uses Shadow Warrior skill and Blade Fury.]
- Assassin : Paladin of Zakarum want to revenge?
It's so funny.
Don't you know Angkor Wat's fury is greater than Zakarum?
[Paladin uses Holy shock skill.]
- Paladin : Shut up! Asshole!
[Assassin uses Shock web skill]
- Assassin : Holy cow, Mr.Paladin.
Your skill is not shocking at all.
[Monk uses Mantra skill]
- Monk : Ass Hole in one! such as golf!
- Assassin : Mr. Monk, You need to know Mantras for Ass.
Such ass Hello, hello, Mr.Monkey.
[Assassin uses Dragon Flight and Dragon Tail]
- Monk : You're still so fast and funky!
- Assassin : Mr.Monk! It seems you know Arabesque skill.
- Monk : You should have been a clown!
- Assassin : Hello, hello, Mr.Monk. You can help many species and many people.
But what are you doing with foul Paladin?
[scene 4-3. Khmer Redfield appears]
- Khmer : Guys, What are you doing here?
Do you know the reason why poor people do not play Diablo game?
- Paladin : Because they are poor!
- Khmer : Paladin, you are so foolish.
There are so many mistakes and fakes in Diablo game.
Such as Account Hacking, illegal copying of items,Nonsense plot in Story, Unbalance and Unfair....
[Paladin attacks with Hammer]
- Paladin : Take blessed hammer!
- Khmer : What a joke.
Is it possible to make illegal hammer to blessed hammer?
[Assassin uses Psychic Hammer skill]
- Assassin : Watch out.
Paladin's illegal hammer is wicked.
[Khmer uses Bone Spirit skill]
- Khmer : Mr.Paladin and Mr.Monk.
Did you deal with Akara?
- Monk : There was no other way to help people!
- Khmer : Sounds like excuse.
It looks you are greedy for Griswold set and other items.
[scene 4-4. Back to the Rogue Encampment]
- Monk : For the children, For the poor people....
- Paladin : For weak people, For miserable people....Take fist of the Heavens!
[Assassin uses Cloak of Shadows skill]
- Assassin : Guys, You look like comedians.
Why does Paladin use Fist of the Heavens skill?
If Monk use this skill, it's acceptable, but it's the skill of Zeus of Olympus !
- Khmer : What a shame.
It's not only illegal but also fake.
You should know this skill.
[Khmer uses special skill]
- Khmer : Kama Strike !!!!!!
- Monk : Oh,,oh,,Kama Sutra like skill..
- Paladin : U,,Unbelievable skill.....
[They are down and almost faint]
- Khmer : You can help many species, many people, and many life forms.
Even you can help Deva, Devi, Ashura and Xuman.
- Assassin : X-man?
- Khmer : Xuman is some kind of user.
Xuman is user of XFCE,
Luman is user of LXDE,
Guman is user of GNOME,
Kuman is user of KDE,
Wuman is user of Windowmaker,
There are many kinds of users in OS field.
But Fooladin and Fouladin think only Human users.
Pervert Monk thinks always Woman users.
- Assassin : Foolish guys.
This is no place for a warrior to die.
[Assassin raises them up.]
[scene 1-1. The people who look archaeologist are investigating Angkor Wat]
- Mizuno Tomomi(水野 友美) : It's mysterious.
Wonderful architecture.
- Green Snake(青蛇) : Look at the lake!
This building was constructed on weak ground or on water.
- Madame White Snake(白娘子) : It looks floating architecture.
[scene 1-2. Pervert guys are approaching to the ladies]
- Xiahou(夏侯) : It looks like spaceship or space station.
- Green Snake : Interesting analysis.
- Nagaoka Yoshiki(長岡 芳樹）: This was a Hindi temple, or some kind of shrine.
And it was gradually transformed into a Buddhist temple.
- Madame White Snake : Interesting story.
- Nagaoka Yoshiki: To rebuild and develop this temple, it needs capital.
- Madame White Snake : What are you talking about?
This is not about money.
You look like economic animals in Nippon or Ferengi tribes.
- Viscount Pygman(ピグマン子爵) : Ladies, please don't be angry with him.
He just wanted to draw your attention.
- Mizuno Tomomi : Sisters, this guy is very famous pervert in Nippon.
He was called as El-male(エル男, エルおと).
- Madame White Snake : El-male? What is it?
- Mizuno Tomomi : El-male(エル男) was the symbol of eroge of ELF Corporation.
- Green Snake : Eroge? Is it related with Erowanko(エロ わんこ)?
- Mizuno Tomomi : There are many technical terms about games.
Anyway, it is dangerous for ladies to talk with perverts.
[scene 1-3. Khmer Redfield appears]
- Khmer Redfield : Ladies, is there any problem with you?
- Mizuno Tomomi : Please, help.
This guy is very famous pervert in NIppon
- Madame White Snake : And this guy is also very famous pervert in Chinese people.
- Khmer Redfield : Gentlemen, what are you doing with ladies?
- Viscount Pygman : Just talking and explanation about this wonderful architecture.
- Tomomi : No, no.
His hobby is to collect pictures of women.
[Khmer is approaching them]
- Khmer Redfield : Hey, Don't do that to them!
- Viscount Pygman : You are misunderstanding.
He just made a mistake in speaking.
- Khmer Redfield : Whatever.
Don't bother them. Understood?
- Xiahou : Roger that.
#2. In the Tuk Tuk.
[scene 2-1. Pygman advises other guys in Tuk Tuk]
- Pygman : Do you have any girlfriend?
- Nagaoka : (......)
- Pygman : Mr.Xiahou,Why do you come here?
- Xiahou : To investigate Angkor wat.
- Pygman : Is that all?
- Xiahou : (......)
- Pygman : Ladies think of you ass just perverts!
To be popular guy, to have girlfriends, you need to have good manners.
Mr.Nagaoka, Don't you know Baron Ashura(あしゅら男爵) took a mistake in Nippon?
- Nagaoka : What mistake?
- Pygman : It seems Baron Ashura thought money could do anything.
- Nagaoka : He wanted help Underground idols(地下アイドル) and poor people.
- Pygman : To do so, it needs to respect and regard their tradition and culture.
But you talked about money first regarding to this matter.
Baron Ashura was too hurry.
That's the one of the reason why Dr.Hell( ヘル博士) did not send Baron Ashura.
[scene 2-2. Suspicious Tuk Tuk is following the women.]
- Paladin : Ass the Zakarum report, those women are members of Sisterhood of the Sightless Eye.
- Monk : They seem to go to the Khmer Encampment.
- Paladin : Maybe.
Zakarum need Andariel's Visage mask.
- Monk : And you need Griswold's Legacy and Antidote Potion, right?
- Paladin : Yes. So keep an eye on them.
#3. Khmer Encampment
[scene 3-1. Assasssin visits Rogue Encampment.]
- Kashya : Welcome, outlander. You're very brave to have come here.
- Natalya : People need Healer or Doctor.
- Narendralakshmi: In other countries, many doctors are working to make medicine such as healing portion.
- Natalya : But it was not good enough.
It seems to need special portion.
- Dharanindravarman : Do you need some kind of antidote potion?
It needs strangling gas potions to make it.
- Natalya : How to make strangling gas potion?
- Ksitindraditya : It is not known yet.
But it seems Deva, Devi and Ashura know about it.
[scene 3-2. Tomomi, Green Snake, Madam White Snake arrives with Khmer]
- Madam White Snake : These people live in nature.
- Khmer : Even though this Encampment is worlds apart, people like Angkor Wat.
[They go into Tavern]
- Ogden : Greetings, travelers. Welcome to the Tavern of the Encampment.
- Green Snake : Interesting place.
- Mizuno Tomomi : It seems there is no pervert here.
- Charsi : Wow. You're a Barbarian, huh?
- Madam White Snake : Maybe Some kind of Sorceress or Rivers of magic such ass Akara.
- Green Snake : Maybe vipers of war such ass Kashya.
- Charsi : Whatever.
It's good to see some strong adventurers around here.
[People drink ]
- Warriv : Charsi seems to be a very sweet girl.
- Farnham : The gal who brings the drinks? Oh, yeah, what a pretty lady. So nice, too.
- Gheed : Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war.
- Grisold : A good man who puts the needs of others above his own.
[scene 3-3. Wirt, the boy sees Paladin and Monk.]
- Paladin : This holy place has been desecrated.
- Monk : What are they doing here?
[Monk and Paladin meet Akara.]
- Akara : There is a place of great evil in the wilderness
Find the dark labyrinth and destroy the foul beasts.
[Monk and Paladin goes out to find the Dark labyrinth.]
- Akara : May the Great Eye watch over you.
[Wirt go to Adria]
- Wirt : Strangers come to here.
They met Akara.
- Adria : Tell Narendra.
[scene 3-4. Narendralakshmi calls Khmer Redfield]
- Narendra : Khmer, you may follow Natalya and protect her.
- Khmer Redfield : Yes, ma'am.
- Dharanindra : You don't need to protect her.
She is so strong.
- Narendra : Butt (但，किन्तु ，しかし) , pervert may like her Ass Ass in full set.
- Dharanindra : Ass-Ass-in full set?
- Ksitindra : Ass Ass in dress, Ass Ass in suit, Ass Ass in casual, Ass Ass in bikini, lingerie..
Ass-Ass-in full set may be used by some kind of skills.
- Dharanindra : She looks like wearing some kind of Predator armor.
She looks ethereal!
- Ksitindra : Think about RPD and Ass Ass in full set !
Khmer, you need protect her.
- Khmer Redfield : Yes, sir.
[Khmer goes out to find the Assassin who is wearing Ass Ass In full set.]
#4.Blood Moor.
[scene 4-1.Monk raids Assassin.]
- Monk : Take off your Ass Ass in full set!
Your items may be sold at high price, then it is possible to help poor people.
- Assassin : Monk, you are so foolish.
You are just thinking of species 5618!
[Monk attacks with dashing strike.]
- Assassin : What a foolish strike!
Monk, you need to practice more in temple.
Even you can not read rune word!
[Assassin counterattacks with Tiger strike and Cobra strike.]
[Monk is down]
- Monk : How,, how do you move so fast?
- Assassin : This is 40% Faster Run/Walk boots..;P
[scene 4-2. Paladin arrives at the battlefield.]
- Monk : Indeed, so storng Assassin.
It's Ass Ass in full set!
- Paladin : AssAssin, Don't you know people need strangling gas to make antidote potion?
- Assassin : Is that the reason why you want to kill other species?
Even Akara and Kashya was foolish, too!
- Paladin : To survive, there was no other way !
- Assassin : Such corruption in this place.
[Paladin attacks with Zeal and Freeze aura]
[Assassin is running and installing traps]
- Monk : Take care! It's trap!
[Monk attacks with Wave of Light and Fleet Footed skill]
- Assassin : Not bad, Mr.monk.
But you need to learn and practice more.
- Paladin : Even the Light cannot pierce this gloom.
[Paladin uses Vengeance skill]
[AssAssin uses Shadow Warrior skill and Blade Fury.]
- Assassin : Paladin of Zakarum want to revenge?
It's so funny.
Don't you know Angkor Wat's fury is greater than Zakarum?
[Paladin uses Holy shock skill.]
- Paladin : Shut up! Asshole!
[Assassin uses Shock web skill]
- Assassin : Holy cow, Mr.Paladin.
Your skill is not shocking at all.
[Monk uses Mantra skill]
- Monk : Ass Hole in one! such as golf!
- Assassin : Mr. Monk, You need to know Mantras for Ass.
Such ass Hello, hello, Mr.Monkey.
[Assassin uses Dragon Flight and Dragon Tail]
- Monk : You're still so fast and funky!
- Assassin : Mr.Monk! It seems you know Arabesque skill.
- Monk : You should have been a clown!
- Assassin : Hello, hello, Mr.Monk. You can help many species and many people.
But what are you doing with foul Paladin?
[scene 4-3. Khmer Redfield appears]
- Khmer : Guys, What are you doing here?
Do you know the reason why poor people do not play Diablo game?
- Paladin : Because they are poor!
- Khmer : Paladin, you are so foolish.
There are so many mistakes and fakes in Diablo game.
Such as Account Hacking, illegal copying of items,Nonsense plot in Story, Unbalance and Unfair....
[Paladin attacks with Hammer]
- Paladin : Take blessed hammer!
- Khmer : What a joke.
Is it possible to make illegal hammer to blessed hammer?
[Assassin uses Psychic Hammer skill]
- Assassin : Watch out.
Paladin's illegal hammer is wicked.
[Khmer uses Bone Spirit skill]
- Khmer : Mr.Paladin and Mr.Monk.
Did you deal with Akara?
- Monk : There was no other way to help people!
- Khmer : Sounds like excuse.
It looks you are greedy for Griswold set and other items.
[scene 4-4. Back to the Rogue Encampment]
- Monk : For the children, For the poor people....
- Paladin : For weak people, For miserable people....Take fist of the Heavens!
[Assassin uses Cloak of Shadows skill]
- Assassin : Guys, You look like comedians.
Why does Paladin use Fist of the Heavens skill?
If Monk use this skill, it's acceptable, but it's the skill of Zeus of Olympus !
- Khmer : What a shame.
It's not only illegal but also fake.
You should know this skill.
[Khmer uses special skill]
- Khmer : Kama Strike !!!!!!
- Monk : Oh,,oh,,Kama Sutra like skill..
- Paladin : U,,Unbelievable skill.....
[They are down and almost faint]
- Khmer : You can help many species, many people, and many life forms.
Even you can help Deva, Devi, Ashura and Xuman.
- Assassin : X-man?
- Khmer : Xuman is some kind of user.
Xuman is user of XFCE,
Luman is user of LXDE,
Guman is user of GNOME,
Kuman is user of KDE,
Wuman is user of Windowmaker,
There are many kinds of users in OS field.
But Fooladin and Fouladin think only Human users.
Pervert Monk thinks always Woman users.
- Assassin : Foolish guys.
This is no place for a warrior to die.
[Assassin raises them up.]
Probably Kama Sutra like Ass Ass in full set......;D
