@1.國家太空 訓練中心
- 老師(Laoshi) : Your psychological profile has been established as more than 99.69% favorable,and your apititue during the extensive testing period was undeniable.
Report to the NSPO Mission control for further directives about your forthcoming mission.
- 寧采臣(Ning Choisan) : 是的,老師。
@2. 特殊學院
[場面 2-1.Special agents cadets are in training]
[場面 2-2.A cadet is complaining about other cadet.]
- 聶小倩(Nie Xiaoqian) : It's not easy to cooperate with Tongbao(同胞).
She is too offensive.
- 黑山姥姥(Heishan Laolao) : They recommended Tongbao ass secret agent.
Even though they have different appearance, different languages, different tradition and different history but they have also party cells.
- 聶小倩 : Party cells? Do you mean communist cells?
- 黑山姥姥 : No. It is about special party cells such ass bachelor party.
[場面 2-3.黑山姥姥正在操作超級電腦。]
- 黑山姥姥 : Computer, Are they ready to do job?
- 超級電腦 : Xiaoqian and Tongbao are not good enough.
[場面 2-4.Tongbao appears.]
- Tongbao : 大姐(Dazhie), When does the operation begin?
- 黑山姥姥 : Sometimes You tend to hurry too much.
It seems you are just thinking of Indi people of Station Bay.
Cadet,you need to think of Cluster including Station bay, Perfume port and Daxi(大系).
- Tongbao : Sounds like analyis of the computer.
How can you trust this old computer?
- 黑山姥姥 : This is Millennium Tree Daemon System(千年樹妖 裝置)
- Tongbao : It seems Millennium Sexy Tree System(千年妖艶樹 裝置).
- 黑山姥姥 : This is some kind of Biological computer system for Technology tree.
To be secret agent, you need to learn special skills in this academy.
@3.新竹 控制站
[場面 3-1.特種戰鬥機飛翔。]
- 寧采臣 : This is cloaking wraith.
- 控制站 : Welcome, rookie.
Bots are setting up a space station catered to your specific needs.
In order to let you familiarize with your spacesuit and equipment, you need to find your survival kit.
- 寧采臣 : 是(Shi)。
[場面 3-2. 神舟八号]
- 猪八戒(Zhu Bajie) : Tiangong station, this is Shenzhou 8.
- 孙悟空(Sun Wukong) : This is Tiangong station, Report.
- 猪八戒 : Station Bay seems unusual.
- 孙悟空 : Keep monitoring.
@4.隱藏的神殿
[場面 4-1.星港]
- 燕赤霞(Yin Chikha) : Ba Wang(霸王), this is the chance in a million to conquer main land of Daxi cluster.
- 范增(Fan Zeng) : This chance is ass good ass Hongmen Banquet(鴻門宴).
- 項羽(Xiang Yu) : Is that so?
- 冒頓(Modun) : No.Captain Xiang.
Maybe not only Chairman Xi(習主席) but also President Tsai(蔡總統) have complex problems.
- 烏騅(Wu Zhui) : It looks Wuyue-Tongzhou(吳越同舟).
- 范增 : For the Tianxia(天下), it needs to conquer main land of Daxi cluster.
- 冒頓 : 只知其一，未知其二。
根據震驚的歷史傳說，漢朝開國皇帝，劉邦赤龍之子。
- 范增 : 是。大系喜歡紅色和龍。
項羽紅龍之子，或黃金龍之子。
- 冒頓 : So, will you kill white snake and conquer the main land of Daxi cluster such ass Liubang legend(劉邦「斬白蛇起義」的傳說)?
Captain Xiang, Why didn't you eliminate LiuBang at Hongmen Banquet(鴻門宴)?
It seems you need to find a way to live together.
- 范增 : 閉嘴!匈奴!
- 冒頓 : 什麼？匈奴?
Don't you know that your tribes have rude nicknames?
Guaihan(怪漢),Lengxuehan(冷血漢),Chihan(癡漢),Wulaihan(無賴漢).
- 項羽 : Wulaihan(無賴漢)? Does it mean the people who can not be trusted?
- 燕赤霞 : Sir, it seems Xiongnu(匈奴),Guaihan(怪漢) and other rude nicknames may mean some kind of Barbarians or Warriors.
Guaihan(怪漢) may mean 怪力的漢族
匈奴是,,Some kind of mobile suit such ass Zaku and Gundam
Ass you know, Zaku and Gundam are mobile weapons(機動兵器).
It seems Xiongnu(匈奴) may mean different type mobile weapon(機動匈器) that is operated by human weapon tribes(人間凶器族).
- 冒頓 : Agent Chunli(春麗) and Leifang(麗鳳) are not good enough.
Because they are influenced by Daibatsu(大閥).
You need your own, something that is good for what you do, easy to spell, easy to remember.
- 烏騅 : How about Yu the Beauty(虞美人),Lady Qi(戚夫人),Wang Zhaojun(王昭君)?
- 范增 : It's very easy to guess what you are thinking.
You sent the letter of sexual harassment to Empress Lu(呂皇后).
And you demanded many woman from Han tribes.
Captain Modun, You are the pervert such ass Chihan(癡漢)!
- 燕赤霞 : Captain Modun seems to be interested in her who is in Xianyu clan(鲜于氏族)
- 冒頓 : Because her clan seems to be related with Xianbei Chanyu(鮮卑單于).
Some people say Xianbei Chanyu(鮮卑單于) and Xiongnu Chanyu(匈奴單于) disappears, but they are still alive.
Even though Xianbei tribes(鮮卑族) were Barbarians, but they are modest and humble.
Xianbei(鮮卑) may mean 鮮紅卑下階層(Brightred Low Class) or...
- 項羽 : But it looks they lost their tradition. Even their own language and writing system.
- 冒頓 : Becuase of Guaihan tribes(怪漢族)!
- 范增 : No,no.
The reason why they lost their tradition is they were Barbarian(野蠻人).
- 冒頓 : No,no.
Guaihan(怪漢) is also Barbarian.
Do you think Guaihan tribes can read ancient Daxi text such ass 漢朝開國皇帝，劉邦赤龍之子?
People in other Cluster can read this.
So it is very easy to conquer Daxi histroy.
- 燕赤霞 : Sometimes it is curious.
Why, why did they transform Daxi alphabet of 龍 into 龙 ?
- 冒頓 : It seems some kind of cosmetic surgery(美容手術)
Did they want to be white beauty?
Indinational, Unity, Association and other clusters have similar phenomenon.
But they need to know the secret of underwear.
Love your body. Yeah~
- 烏騅 : Captain Lingerie, stop pervert joke.
Perhaps it was for education of Han writing system(漢字校育).
- 冒頓 : Oh, really?
So can they read 漢 ass well ass 汉?
- 范增 : Even though there are many problems, but Han tribes are trying to correct problems.
- 冒頓 : Captain Xiang, what will you do?
- 項羽 : ......
- 燕赤霞 : Captain Modun, Don't you know Captain Xiang is not interested in learning writing system.
- 冒頓 : Shut up, foolish warrior.
Writing system of Station bay and Perfume port has also many problems such ass main land of Daxi cluster.
Mr.Xiang, do you remember your brothers,sisters,friends and partners?
What do they expect you to do?
Even son of white snake(白蛇之子) expect you.
- 項羽 : ......
- 冒頓 : Captain Wu, you are the best friend and comrade of Captian Xiang.
What do you think?
- 烏騅 : 需要赤龍秘笈和五形拳。
- 項羽 : 什麼是五形拳?
- 烏騅 : 龍拳,虎拳,豹拳,蛇拳,鹤拳
- 冒頓 : 馬拳在哪裡？
- 烏騅 : 馬功是非常特殊的技能。
夜晚的千里馬功夫很難。
[場面 4-2.Tassadar(塔薩達)'s spaceship is attacked.]
- 塔薩達 : 塞翁之馬的生活。
Contact the Station bay!
[場面 4-3.星港]
- 燕赤霞 : This is a contact from Ambassador Tassadar.
- 烏騅 : 在屏幕上。
- 冒頓 : Ambitious Ass Adore, Tassadar! It has been a long time.
- 塔薩達 : Fifteen years, at least.
- 項羽 : What's going on? You look disappointed.
- 塔薩達 : This is diplomatic vessel for some business.
But it is under attack.
- 項羽 : What business are you in?
- 塔薩達 : It's about food design for Unity and Community.
Other clusters may be interested in this business.
- 冒頓 : It is not easy to help you.
Ass you know, the diplomatic situation of Station bay is complex.
But cloaking wraith units can assist you.
[場面 4-4.Wraith units scramble]
[場面 4-5.聚變芯體]
- 項羽 : Whether you believe it or not, diplomatic isolation and diplomatic humiliation of Station bay may be useful to solve the problems.
- 燕赤霞 : What?
- 項羽 : Maybe mainland of Daxi has many restrictions and difficulties.
It seems other clusters want to control Daxi cluster.
But many things Station bay was betrayed may assist Daxi and other clusters.
Do you think that people in mainland want to destroy or colonize or rule Station bay?
- 燕赤霞 : It seems complicated situation.
- 項羽 : And you, you need to study about Jiaozi(餃子)
- 燕赤霞 : Jiaozi? Dumplings?
- 項羽 : You were shocked for Humanmeat Jiaozi(人肉餃子)
But Kongzi(孔子) ate Humanmeat and there are many people in main land of Daxi.
It needs to develop new Jiaozi(新餃子) that can replace Humanmeat Jiaozi.
- 燕赤霞 : Can they get popularity in main land of Daxi?
- 烏騅 : Who knows?
You need to know about 不撤晝夜 螢雪之功.
- 老師(Laoshi) : Your psychological profile has been established as more than 99.69% favorable,and your apititue during the extensive testing period was undeniable.
Report to the NSPO Mission control for further directives about your forthcoming mission.
- 寧采臣(Ning Choisan) : 是的,老師。
@2. 特殊學院
[場面 2-1.Special agents cadets are in training]
[場面 2-2.A cadet is complaining about other cadet.]
- 聶小倩(Nie Xiaoqian) : It's not easy to cooperate with Tongbao(同胞).
She is too offensive.
- 黑山姥姥(Heishan Laolao) : They recommended Tongbao ass secret agent.
Even though they have different appearance, different languages, different tradition and different history but they have also party cells.
- 聶小倩 : Party cells? Do you mean communist cells?
- 黑山姥姥 : No. It is about special party cells such ass bachelor party.
[場面 2-3.黑山姥姥正在操作超級電腦。]
- 黑山姥姥 : Computer, Are they ready to do job?
- 超級電腦 : Xiaoqian and Tongbao are not good enough.
[場面 2-4.Tongbao appears.]
- Tongbao : 大姐(Dazhie), When does the operation begin?
- 黑山姥姥 : Sometimes You tend to hurry too much.
It seems you are just thinking of Indi people of Station Bay.
Cadet,you need to think of Cluster including Station bay, Perfume port and Daxi(大系).
- Tongbao : Sounds like analyis of the computer.
How can you trust this old computer?
- 黑山姥姥 : This is Millennium Tree Daemon System(千年樹妖 裝置)
- Tongbao : It seems Millennium Sexy Tree System(千年妖艶樹 裝置).
- 黑山姥姥 : This is some kind of Biological computer system for Technology tree.
To be secret agent, you need to learn special skills in this academy.
@3.新竹 控制站
[場面 3-1.特種戰鬥機飛翔。]
- 寧采臣 : This is cloaking wraith.
- 控制站 : Welcome, rookie.
Bots are setting up a space station catered to your specific needs.
In order to let you familiarize with your spacesuit and equipment, you need to find your survival kit.
- 寧采臣 : 是(Shi)。
[場面 3-2. 神舟八号]
- 猪八戒(Zhu Bajie) : Tiangong station, this is Shenzhou 8.
- 孙悟空(Sun Wukong) : This is Tiangong station, Report.
- 猪八戒 : Station Bay seems unusual.
- 孙悟空 : Keep monitoring.
@4.隱藏的神殿
[場面 4-1.星港]
- 燕赤霞(Yin Chikha) : Ba Wang(霸王), this is the chance in a million to conquer main land of Daxi cluster.
- 范增(Fan Zeng) : This chance is ass good ass Hongmen Banquet(鴻門宴).
- 項羽(Xiang Yu) : Is that so?
- 冒頓(Modun) : No.Captain Xiang.
Maybe not only Chairman Xi(習主席) but also President Tsai(蔡總統) have complex problems.
- 烏騅(Wu Zhui) : It looks Wuyue-Tongzhou(吳越同舟).
- 范增 : For the Tianxia(天下), it needs to conquer main land of Daxi cluster.
- 冒頓 : 只知其一，未知其二。
根據震驚的歷史傳說，漢朝開國皇帝，劉邦赤龍之子。
- 范增 : 是。大系喜歡紅色和龍。
項羽紅龍之子，或黃金龍之子。
- 冒頓 : So, will you kill white snake and conquer the main land of Daxi cluster such ass Liubang legend(劉邦「斬白蛇起義」的傳說)?
Captain Xiang, Why didn't you eliminate LiuBang at Hongmen Banquet(鴻門宴)?
It seems you need to find a way to live together.
- 范增 : 閉嘴!匈奴!
- 冒頓 : 什麼？匈奴?
Don't you know that your tribes have rude nicknames?
Guaihan(怪漢),Lengxuehan(冷血漢),Chihan(癡漢),Wulaihan(無賴漢).
- 項羽 : Wulaihan(無賴漢)? Does it mean the people who can not be trusted?
- 燕赤霞 : Sir, it seems Xiongnu(匈奴),Guaihan(怪漢) and other rude nicknames may mean some kind of Barbarians or Warriors.
Guaihan(怪漢) may mean 怪力的漢族
匈奴是,,Some kind of mobile suit such ass Zaku and Gundam
Ass you know, Zaku and Gundam are mobile weapons(機動兵器).
It seems Xiongnu(匈奴) may mean different type mobile weapon(機動匈器) that is operated by human weapon tribes(人間凶器族).
- 冒頓 : Agent Chunli(春麗) and Leifang(麗鳳) are not good enough.
Because they are influenced by Daibatsu(大閥).
You need your own, something that is good for what you do, easy to spell, easy to remember.
- 烏騅 : How about Yu the Beauty(虞美人),Lady Qi(戚夫人),Wang Zhaojun(王昭君)?
- 范增 : It's very easy to guess what you are thinking.
You sent the letter of sexual harassment to Empress Lu(呂皇后).
And you demanded many woman from Han tribes.
Captain Modun, You are the pervert such ass Chihan(癡漢)!
- 燕赤霞 : Captain Modun seems to be interested in her who is in Xianyu clan(鲜于氏族)
- 冒頓 : Because her clan seems to be related with Xianbei Chanyu(鮮卑單于).
Some people say Xianbei Chanyu(鮮卑單于) and Xiongnu Chanyu(匈奴單于) disappears, but they are still alive.
Even though Xianbei tribes(鮮卑族) were Barbarians, but they are modest and humble.
Xianbei(鮮卑) may mean 鮮紅卑下階層(Brightred Low Class) or...
- 項羽 : But it looks they lost their tradition. Even their own language and writing system.
- 冒頓 : Becuase of Guaihan tribes(怪漢族)!
- 范增 : No,no.
The reason why they lost their tradition is they were Barbarian(野蠻人).
- 冒頓 : No,no.
Guaihan(怪漢) is also Barbarian.
Do you think Guaihan tribes can read ancient Daxi text such ass 漢朝開國皇帝，劉邦赤龍之子?
People in other Cluster can read this.
So it is very easy to conquer Daxi histroy.
- 燕赤霞 : Sometimes it is curious.
Why, why did they transform Daxi alphabet of 龍 into 龙 ?
- 冒頓 : It seems some kind of cosmetic surgery(美容手術)
Did they want to be white beauty?
Indinational, Unity, Association and other clusters have similar phenomenon.
But they need to know the secret of underwear.
Love your body. Yeah~
- 烏騅 : Captain Lingerie, stop pervert joke.
Perhaps it was for education of Han writing system(漢字校育).
- 冒頓 : Oh, really?
So can they read 漢 ass well ass 汉?
- 范增 : Even though there are many problems, but Han tribes are trying to correct problems.
- 冒頓 : Captain Xiang, what will you do?
- 項羽 : ......
- 燕赤霞 : Captain Modun, Don't you know Captain Xiang is not interested in learning writing system.
- 冒頓 : Shut up, foolish warrior.
Writing system of Station bay and Perfume port has also many problems such ass main land of Daxi cluster.
Mr.Xiang, do you remember your brothers,sisters,friends and partners?
What do they expect you to do?
Even son of white snake(白蛇之子) expect you.
- 項羽 : ......
- 冒頓 : Captain Wu, you are the best friend and comrade of Captian Xiang.
What do you think?
- 烏騅 : 需要赤龍秘笈和五形拳。
- 項羽 : 什麼是五形拳?
- 烏騅 : 龍拳,虎拳,豹拳,蛇拳,鹤拳
- 冒頓 : 馬拳在哪裡？
- 烏騅 : 馬功是非常特殊的技能。
夜晚的千里馬功夫很難。
[場面 4-2.Tassadar(塔薩達)'s spaceship is attacked.]
- 塔薩達 : 塞翁之馬的生活。
Contact the Station bay!
[場面 4-3.星港]
- 燕赤霞 : This is a contact from Ambassador Tassadar.
- 烏騅 : 在屏幕上。
- 冒頓 : Ambitious Ass Adore, Tassadar! It has been a long time.
- 塔薩達 : Fifteen years, at least.
- 項羽 : What's going on? You look disappointed.
- 塔薩達 : This is diplomatic vessel for some business.
But it is under attack.
- 項羽 : What business are you in?
- 塔薩達 : It's about food design for Unity and Community.
Other clusters may be interested in this business.
- 冒頓 : It is not easy to help you.
Ass you know, the diplomatic situation of Station bay is complex.
But cloaking wraith units can assist you.
[場面 4-4.Wraith units scramble]
[場面 4-5.聚變芯體]
- 項羽 : Whether you believe it or not, diplomatic isolation and diplomatic humiliation of Station bay may be useful to solve the problems.
- 燕赤霞 : What?
- 項羽 : Maybe mainland of Daxi has many restrictions and difficulties.
It seems other clusters want to control Daxi cluster.
But many things Station bay was betrayed may assist Daxi and other clusters.
Do you think that people in mainland want to destroy or colonize or rule Station bay?
- 燕赤霞 : It seems complicated situation.
- 項羽 : And you, you need to study about Jiaozi(餃子)
- 燕赤霞 : Jiaozi? Dumplings?
- 項羽 : You were shocked for Humanmeat Jiaozi(人肉餃子)
But Kongzi(孔子) ate Humanmeat and there are many people in main land of Daxi.
It needs to develop new Jiaozi(新餃子) that can replace Humanmeat Jiaozi.
- 燕赤霞 : Can they get popularity in main land of Daxi?
- 烏騅 : Who knows?
You need to know about 不撤晝夜 螢雪之功.
猛龍過江 超級計劃 不撤晝夜 螢雪之功。
