Space Advanture..Darth Maul's escape

#1.Space Battle

[scene 1-1.Galactic empire fleet chases the spaceship,Scimitar.]

- Antonio : Ready for battle! Attack scimitar!

[scene 1-2. Darth Maul and Savage Opress get on space lifeboat, then escape from Scimitar]

- Darth Maul : Is it the time to go to Jedi Tux?

- Savage Opress : No. Rebels such ass jedi are too foolish to understand this situation.

Shocking RPD..They need each other

#1. Protss Stargate

- Syndrea : RPD is definitely.....a pervert.

- Selendis : Pervert? That's a technical term?

- Kizrath : It is very difficult to understand RPD.

- Gantrithor : Maybe RPD is some kind of codename.


#2. Umbrella laboratory.

- Wesker : What does RPD mean?

- Dr.Birkin : It is not known yet exactly.

Maybe, Resident Pervert Darkmen or Resident Playboy Department or something else.

- Wesker : Leon seems to be a member of RPD.

- Dr.Birkin : Yes. He is definitely.....a pervert

- Wesker : Then, RPD need ASS.

- Dr.Birkin : Maybe.

RPD need ASS, ASS need RPD.

It seems they need each other.

- Wesker : Is it some kind of love story?

- Dr.Birkin : Maybe not.

It seems some kind of fu*king dirty story.

 

Space Adventure..Computer! Activate ECH

#1.Ocean

[scene 1-1. USS Enterprise is trying to rescue Whales]

- Kirk : In Shocking historical documents, it seems stupid people did not know Whales are precious to Next generations.

- Spock : Captain, Maybe they did not know that living with other life forms and race conservation are important.


[scene 1-2. Aquaman appears on Ocean]

- Aquaman : Hello, Enterprise.

- Uhura : Wow, it's Aquaman.

- Aquaman : Do you need any help?

- Christine : Thanks. Mr.Aquaman.

Snow Festival....Brave Snow Distribution

#1.Inuit person is watching TV with his friend.

- Current events : Can Inuit people get ice hockey team?

- Beastie : Maybe it depends on snow economics.

- Current events : It sounds like to wait for snow white and seven dwarfs.

- Beastie : Hey, Snow white,dwarfs,icemen and snowmen live in Cold area.

- Current events : Beastie, you look like some kind of dwarf.


#2.Current events is doing something with PC

- Current events : Oh, yeah! it works!

- Snowman : Hey, you need to buy new computer.

- Current events : Maybe. But not now.

Space Adventure..Alien craft

#1. Alien's room.

[scene 1-1. Alien and Predator are playing game]

- Alien : Preddy, your Protoss is not good enough.

- Predator : Watch your mouth, Ally! Your Zerg is dumb.

- Alien : It's so boring war game.

- Predator : Hey! Do you think only war in game?

- Alien : What do you mean?

- Predator : Protoss carrier may mean some kind of culture such ass Hollywood.

- Alien : Cultural war?

- Predator : It's about life style.

- Alien : Then, Zerg defiler,ultralisk and devourer may mean Bollywood or Indigenous culture.

Space Adventure..Spaceship Guardian

#1.Mogadishu

[scene 1-1. Idai and Jazeera come to Soomaaliya]

- Idai : The government and young people are helping weak or old people,

but it needs more help because people in Soomaaliya have various difficulties.

- Jazeera : Soomaliya needs partners.

- Idai : Uganda,too.


[scene 1-2. Government agency]

- Jazeera : Need economic partner for Uganda.

- Official : Nowadays Soomaaliya's main trade countries are Oman, Saudi, China and India.

[Idai finds something in office]

- Idai : Fish export? What the fu*k!

- Jazeera : In desert area, it was difficult to eat fishes.

Not to eat fishes might be some kind of Muslim tradition.

- Official : But for the economy and jobs..


[Idai is angry with official.]

- Idai : Afriqa needs living rivers and lakes!

For those things, it needs to live with fishes and life forms in rivers, lakes and sea!

Don't you know how important rivers and lakes are in Afriqa?

- Official : Oh, calm down, sir.

Maybe the people who can be your partners are.....

KRPD......6th corps STF team.

#1.Velvyslanectví DPRK, Praha, Česká republika

- Rak : Ass the news, there is serious problem in Pyongyang.

- PIK : Oh,it's sho*king news.

But there are so many fake news.

- Sung-gyeom : It needs for PIK family to visit Pyongyang.

Even though DPRK has many difficultis, you need to show PIK family is loyal to JUK.

PIK family need to be trusted by JUK.

- Rak : Think of DPRK and Kim family's pride.

- PIK : Understood. But it needs to think carefully.


#2. Yanbian Prefecture(延边自治州)

[scene 2-1.Yanbian Company(延边公司)].

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : It is said that there are no big companies in Yanbian.

- Tung Doulan(佟豆蘭) : For economy, Yanbian need to cooperate with Chinese and DPRK korean.

- Zhu Dehai(朱德海) : Not only economics but also history.

It is said that Chinese don't like Gaoli bangzi(高麗棒子).

Maybe there are some reasons.


- Darughachi(Даругачи) : DPRK killed and Spoke ill of Jurchen culutre instead of developing Jurchen culture and living with other tribes.

What do you think of Jaegaseung(在家僧) tribes in Hamgyong province?

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : Darughachi and Tung need to visit DPRK.

Space Adventure..What does that mean?

#1. Voyager

- Tuvok : Captain, it is signal from earth.

- Janeware : On screen.

- Chacotay : What is this?





- Harry : It seems some kind of sandwich.

- Seven : Sandwich is irrelevant.

選手委員長

كارۋان يولى))nadamaR......((daoR navaraC

#1. Kizilsu Kyrgyz Autonomous Prefecture

[scene 1-1. Gulmurod Khalimov is caught by Xinjiang Uyghur Independent Organization]

- Uyghur Soldier : You look like IS.

Don't you know East Turkestan Liberation Organization is connected with Turkey?

IS and Al-Qaeda are the enemies of Turkey.

- Gulmurod Khalimov : Such a fool!

Think about Kurds! Think about Idlib!


[scene 1-2. Khalimov is imprisoned in the Yurt]



[Khalimov meets another people who are imprisoned]

- Sogdia : Hello, guy. Who are you?

- Khalimov : IS agent from Tajikistan.

- Sogdia : Great. This guy is Al-Qaeda agent from Afghanistan.

- Akhtar Mohammad Mansour : Nice to meet you.

It seems like Leon and Louis in RE4.

[scene 1-3. Unidentified special forces rescue them]

- Khalimov : Thank you.

- Mansour : Yardiminizga rahmat(Thank you for your help.)

- Unidentified commandor : You're very welcome.