1001 ليلة...ASS गुरु本部

Space Adventure..Spaceship Guardian

#1.Mogadishu

[scene 1-1. Idai and Jazeera come to Soomaaliya]

- Idai : The government and young people are helping weak or old people,

but it needs more help because people in Soomaaliya have various difficulties.

- Jazeera : Soomaliya needs partners.

- Idai : Uganda,too.

[scene 1-2. Government agency]

- Jazeera : Need economic partner for Uganda.

- Official : Nowadays Soomaaliya's main trade countries are Oman, Saudi, China and India.

[Idai finds something in office]

- Idai : Fish export? What the fu*k!

- Jazeera : In desert area, it was difficult to eat fishes.

Not to eat fishes might be some kind of Muslim tradition.

- Official : But for the economy and jobs..

[Idai is angry with official.]

- Idai : Afriqa needs living rivers and lakes!

For those things, it needs to live with fishes and life forms in rivers, lakes and sea!

Don't you know how important rivers and lakes are in Afriqa?

- Official : Oh, calm down, sir.

Maybe the people who can be your partners are.....

KRPD......6th corps STF team.

#1.Velvyslanectví DPRK, Praha, Česká republika

- Rak : Ass the news, there is serious problem in Pyongyang.

- PIK : Oh,it's sho*king news.

But there are so many fake news.

- Sung-gyeom : It needs for PIK family to visit Pyongyang.

Even though DPRK has many difficultis, you need to show PIK family is loyal to JUK.

PIK family need to be trusted by JUK.

- Rak : Think of DPRK and Kim family's pride.

- PIK : Understood. But it needs to think carefully.

#2. Yanbian Prefecture(延边自治州)

[scene 2-1.Yanbian Company(延边公司)].

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : It is said that there are no big companies in Yanbian.

- Tung Doulan(佟豆蘭) : For economy, Yanbian need to cooperate with Chinese and DPRK korean.

- Zhu Dehai(朱德海) : Not only economics but also history.

It is said that Chinese don't like Gaoli bangzi(高麗棒子).

Maybe there are some reasons.

- Darughachi(Даругачи) : DPRK killed and Spoke ill of Jurchen culutre instead of developing Jurchen culture and living with other tribes.

What do you think of Jaegaseung(在家僧) tribes in Hamgyong province?

- Wo-on Ia-an Huiyu(完顔希于) : Darughachi and Tung need to visit DPRK.

Space Adventure..What does that mean?

#1. Voyager

- Tuvok : Captain, it is signal from earth.

- Janeware : On screen.

- Chacotay : What is this?

- Harry : It seems some kind of sandwich.

- Seven : Sandwich is irrelevant.

كارۋان يولى))nadamaR......((daoR navaraC

#1. Kizilsu Kyrgyz Autonomous Prefecture

[scene 1-1. Gulmurod Khalimov is caught by Xinjiang Uyghur Independent Organization]

- Uyghur Soldier : You look like IS.

Don't you know East Turkestan Liberation Organization is connected with Turkey?

IS and Al-Qaeda are the enemies of Turkey.

- Gulmurod Khalimov : Such a fool!

Think about Kurds! Think about Idlib!

[scene 1-2. Khalimov is imprisoned in the Yurt]

[Khalimov meets another people who are imprisoned]

- Sogdia : Hello, guy. Who are you?

- Khalimov : IS agent from Tajikistan.

- Sogdia : Great. This guy is Al-Qaeda agent from Afghanistan.

- Akhtar Mohammad Mansour : Nice to meet you.

It seems like Leon and Louis in RE4.

[scene 1-3. Unidentified special forces rescue them]

- Khalimov : Thank you.

- Mansour : Yardiminizga rahmat(Thank you for your help.)

- Unidentified commandor : You're very welcome.

Shocking Voyager......Six of Nine

There is seven of nine in borgs.

And six of nine is in humans.

Some people like 69.

And it is possible many male people like 69.

- Six of nine : Face is not important.

Something is important.

Even though your best is not good enough,

Probably dirty best is good enough......;D

Residente Ass..Tal como Don Quijote

#1.La Mancha, España

[escena 1-1.En el día]

- Sancho : ¿Qué está haciendo señor?

- Don Quijote :¡Cállate, Sancho!

A pesar de que no es lo suficientemente bueno, el caballero tiene que intentar hacerlo lo mejor posible.

- Sancho : Señor, como dijo el instructor Jedi Yoda:

- Don Quijote : Don't you know Yoda is friendly with American Jedi?

Trying no try es el estilo de Don Quijote..

And many things are not simple ass you think.

- Sancho : Whatever.

Miserable things happened on earth.

But you are fighting against windmill!

- Don Quijote : Perhaps it needs biological,medical and chemical knowledge.

Ass you know, knight is different from doctor.

- Sancho : At least during 4 hundred years, you are foolish moron knight.

Even though you are moron knight, do something useful!

- Don Quijote : Sancho, Can't you see that?

That is fake windmill.

Fake windmill made fake bread so that fake bread killed many life forms.

[escena 1-2. Por la noche.]

- Sancho : Sir, what are you doing?

- Don Quijote : Release Rocinante's halter.

- Sancho : Are you crazy?

- Don Quijote : Even machines have rest time.

At least at night, Horses need to take a rest without halter such ass human.

Stupid species think halter is same as garter.

But halter is not garter at all.

- Sancho : So you want to be Knight Halter, such ass Knight Garter?

Shocking Galaxy Quest

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the sons of Warvan,

Never give up, Never surrender.

DNA...Knights of round table

#1. MI6, London,England

- Games Bond : Is this situation related with Christian?

- M : Well,maybe not. Iran, China also got damage.

- Lala Croft : It need to think about possibility to related with Mad cow disease.

- M : And..MI5 an MI6 are monitoring this situation will affect Royal family members.

Ꮇaybe Prince Charles has many difficulties.