1001 ليلة...ASS गुरु本部

Resident Ass....Ero experts

#1. Ero Power Laboratory, Mycenae Empire

- Archduke Gorgon : As fucking news, many Europeans died by miserable things.

Μπορούμε να τους βοηθήσουμε;?

- Eros : It is not difficult.

There is Ero Power Laboratory(エロ力研究所) in Greek Mycenae Empire.

This laboratory has many experts such ass Aristotel and Hippocrates.

Doctor. Aris! Doctor Hippo!

- Aris, Hippo : Yes,sir!

Newmerica,,Condor people

#1.Poor Village,Paraguay

[scene 1-1. Young mestizo Meso is trying to earn money with computer]

[scene 1-2. Meso is walking on the street]

- Jaguary : Hey, Meso! How are you?

- Meso : Fine.

- Jaguary : This is Goose.

- Goose : Nice to meet you.

- Jaguary : Meso, are you trading virtual currency ?

- Meso : Do you think there is good idea for poor mestizo?

- Jaguary : Will you attend the meeting together?

- Meso : Well,,

# 2. Sucre,Bolivia

[scene 2-1. A young man is getting out of the car.]

- Trainer : You need to train in here.

- Young man : ......

- Trainer : Edwin! Don't you wanna be brilliant fighter such ass Eddy Gordo?

Don't you want to recover?

Don't you want to see your daughters?

Don't you want to see your wife and your friends?

- Young man : ......

迷球女龍和说传败战,,林武華中

#1.Hebei Province(河北省),PRC

[scene 1-1. Guoping(国平) visits his friend, Zilong(子龍)]

- Guoping : Are you OK, Zilong?

As fucking news, many people are dying and suffering because of chinese epidemic.

- Zilong : Well, it's tough times.

- Guoping : Many dragon tribes are watching chinese dragon tribes.

Even USA is related with chinese epidemic.

- Zilong : What?

- Guoping : Don't you know F-22 Raptor, US Airforce fighter?

Raptor is some kind of dragon.

Resident ASS,,the Metamorphing

#1.probe ship approach Mayachon.

[scene 1-1 probe ship approach mayachon]

[scene 1-2. scientist Mentor is displayed on screen in Beta Base]

- Mentor : Your probe ship invaded Mayachon.

Without permission, your probe steal resources.

[scene 1-3. Crews see mysterious woman transforms a tiger on screen]

- Mentor : Maya! What are you doing?

[The tiger transforms a woman]

- Maya : Hello, strangers! It's eye of the tiger! suprised?

- Mentor : Maya! You may go to your twin sister.

[Maya disappears from the screen]

- Mentor : Ass you see, Mayachon has special skill and technology.

So do not invade our area, and do not steal the resources.

- Koenig : Who are you, Mr? Where are probe ship pilots?

- Bergman : Sir, it's your misunderstanding.

We need resources and technology to survive and explore.

- Mentor : Shut up! invaders!

- Bergman : Sir, this base is not invaders!

[screen off]

Caribbean Pirates,,Got some business to take care of

#1.Veracruz,Mexico.

Ōlmēcatl and Carlos is going to Chiapaz.

[scene 1-1. in the car]

- Ōlmēcatl : Ass the news, nowadays people don't like to drink Mexican beer.

- Carlos : Why?

- Ōlmēcatl : Because of sad things.

- Carlos : Oh, shit.

- Ōlmēcatl : It seems that making good beer is not easy.

Maybe epidemic is the reaction of the nature.

- Carlos : But laws of nature is sometimes too severe.

- Ōlmēcatl :Anyway, Ass the Cartel members, it needs to do something good.

#1.Idlib / Syria/

))The agent meets Saladin/

)) Hunk @ اهلآ/

)) Saladin @ اهلآ /why are you coming here /?

)) Hunk @Delivering something to you/

As the news, It seems aid groups in Idlib are in difficulties/

This is 5 million dollars for people in Idlib/

)) Saladin @ Who send this fund/?

)) Hunk @ Brothers of people in Idlib/

هزار و یک شب) )برای 13 دختر

#1.London, England.

[A mature gentleman is discussing about loan in Bank.]

- Sarah Whitehead : Colonel Lawrence, you want 15 million pounds?

How about 2 billion pounds?

- Colonel Lawrence : This is not about money.

But it needs 15 million pounds ass soon ass possible.

- Sarah Whitehead : Lending 15 million pounds is not difficult. Anytime it is possible. But..

#2. tirkiT,qarI

- ilamihS : Sir, do you trust colonel Lawrence?

It is possible that he is double agent from MI-6.

- idadhgaB : Anyway, England bank will lend the money to colonel Lawrence.

- ihsaruQ : It is not simple situation.

It is possible that rival European countries prevent England bank or they could put pressure on the British government.

Shocking error correction

Ass the research,,Deokhu is wrong expression.

There are many meanings for DW or DH.

And there is DW or DH in so many languages.