Shocking Galaxy Quest

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the sons of Warvan,

Never give up, Never surrender.











DNA...Knights of round table


#1. MI6, London,England



- Games Bond : Is this situation related with Christian?

- M : Well,maybe not. Iran, China also got damage.

- Lala Croft : It need to think about possibility to related with Mad cow disease.

- M : And..MI5 an MI6 are monitoring this situation will affect Royal family members.

Ꮇaybe Prince Charles has many difficulties.

選手委員長

Residente Ass...Azzurri medical institution


#1. Pantheon, Roma



[scena 1-1. Gli appassionati di calcio vengono al Pantheon.]

[scena 1-2. Due persone li guardano.]

- Traianus : Oh, interessante.  AS Roma e Lazio hanno pregato insieme!

- Nero : Sono fratelli e rivali.

- Traianus : Come Romolo e Remo?

- Nero : Forse no.

Come dice la gente, Remo era infelice a causa di Romolo.

- Traianus : Oh, mamma Wolverine era così triste.


noitaziliviC naitpygE.....rotanidrooC


natsinaghfA, lubaK.1#

natsinaghfA morf lawardhtiw ymra SU taht nwonk si tI.

[tnemnrevog natsinaghfA 1-1. enecs ]

- Official 1 : USA betrayed Afhganistan!

- Officail 2 : Is this American style?

We could have made new Islamic Afhganistan with USA!


[scene 1-2. Kabul store]

- Mirwais Elmi : What's going on in Afhganistan?

- Haidari : Taliban, Al-Qaeda..Oh, shit!

Because of them, it is not easy to live in Afhganistan.

Even it is not easy to date with woman!

- Jamila Qambari : Well,you have endured so far....

Maybe government have many difficulties, and Taliban, Al-Qaedia have many difficulitis, too.

- Mirwais Elmi : Oh, shit~

Shocking Dirty,,Dirty best is good enough.

Even though it is not good enough, he will be never surrender.

Because he is dirty enough.

In spite of so many sufferings, miserable things, shameful things......

Maybe Dirty best is good enough for Ass Alliance.




Resident Ass.....Mycenae alliance

#1. Ero Power Laboratory, Mycenae Empire

[scene 1-1 . It is known that many people is still dying by miserable things].

- Eros : Doctor.Hippo! What't the problem?

- Hippo : Mycenae doctors are trying their best, Sir.

Ass you know, Micro life forms such ass Germ Virus Bacteria..they are  cute and beautiful life forms.













They have helped people to make fermented foods and to clean on earth with biological circulation and to strengthen immunity and....so many helpful things.

They have many abilities.

But maybe,, it seems that they are angry to species 5618.

- Eros : Oh, shit.

- Archduke Gorgon :  Species 5618 destroyed many  things and killed many life forms.

Species 5618 is the human? Maybe not.

- Hippo :  Maybe species 5618 is some kind of human.

Snow Civilization.....Bugs are beautiful, Bugs are friends!!

#1.Asskimo person is trying to use free OS on old PC.

- Current events : 640x480 resolution?

What is the problem of BSD?

Hardware problem or Software problem?

Or is it bugs on system?


- Beastie : You may think it is just computer bugs.

But there are many kinds of Bugs in computing world such ass system bugs or policy bugs, etc bugs.

It may be educational things like hooks in Minix.

- Current events :  What are you talking about?


- Beastie : Newbies or less educated people don't like bugs.

But Zombies need to think how to live with bugs and how to fix bugs.


Resident Ass....Ero experts


#1. Ero Power Laboratory, Mycenae Empire

-   Archduke Gorgon  : As fucking news, many Europeans died by miserable things.

Μπορούμε να τους βοηθήσουμε;?

-  Eros : It is not difficult.

There is Ero Power Laboratory(エロ力 研究所) in Greek Mycenae Empire.

This laboratory has many experts such ass Aristotel and Hippocrates.

Doctor. Aris! Doctor Hippo!

- Aris, Hippo : Yes,sir!

Newmerica,,Condor people


#1.Poor Village,Paraguay

[scene 1-1. Young mestizo Meso is trying to earn money with computer]

[scene 1-2. Meso is walking on the street] 

- Jaguary : Hey, Meso! How are you?

- Meso : Fine.

- Jaguary : This is Goose.

- Goose : Nice to meet you.

- Jaguary : Meso, are you trading virtual currency ?

- Meso : Do you think there is good idea for poor mestizo?

- Jaguary : Will you attend the meeting together?

- Meso : Well,,





# 2. Sucre,Bolivia

[scene 2-1. A young man is getting out of the car.]

- Trainer : You need to train in here.

- Young man : ......

- Trainer : Edwin!  Don't you wanna be brilliant fighter such ass Eddy Gordo?

Don't you want to recover?

Don't you want to see your daughters?

Don't you want to see your wife and your friends?

- Young man : ......