@1.Chandrayaan's emergency landing
[scene 1-1.विक्रम नियंत्रक(Vikram Niyantrak]
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Captain, it seems to be too fast.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Vikram controller is vibrating!
Dual Vibration is happening!
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Vikram is out of control! out of control!
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Extinguish propulsion engine.
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Need landing somewhere.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Ready to emergency landing!
Ignite reverse propulsion engine!
[scene 1-2.Chandrayaan is landing on forest.]
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Crews,are you dead or alive?
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Somehow,crews are still alive.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : You were almost Earl of Jill Sandwich.
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : What a unskilled navigator!
Communication equipments are damaged!
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Where is here?
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Chandrayaan is in some forest on some star.
Navigation device is also damaged.
@2.Campfire in Forest
[scene 2-1.Chandrayaan bridge]
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Automatic temperature control device is not working.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : In midnight, it can be cold.
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : How about making campfire in forest?
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Make it so.
[scene 2-2.Repository]
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : What is this?
Cow dung fuel? It's disgusting.
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Maybe it is less harmful than coal fuel.
- Repository officer : Don't you know many people are interested in bio fuels?
Long years ago, Pyramid site seemed to use Camel dry dung fuel.
[scene 2-3.Campfire is burning high.]
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Economy of Indinational cluster was not so good.
Why did Indinational cluster launch Chandrayaan?
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : It seems many people suffered with disease,disability,poverty,unemployment.
What did they expect Chandrayaan?
@3.Snake body with campfire
[scene 3-1. Kaa[का] is approaching campfire.]
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : (scream) Ahhhhh! Help!
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : Hey,hey!
Don't hate snakes!
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : This lady does not seem to be Devee.
Are you also cricket moron?
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Who are you?
Why are you coming here?
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : These life forms are Reptiles.
Probably they were in cold at midnight.
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : This mechanic life form seems to be Deva or human.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : It is said that all reptiles are cold-blooded, also known as ectothermic.
This means they make their body warm regularly,by lying in the sun or by lying near campfire or...
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : You want campfire? Come here.
This campfire is made by cow dung and bio fuels.
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : It is warm but stinks.
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Bio fuel technology is not good enough yet.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Maybe in the midnight, Reptiles such ass lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles need warmth skill such ass campfire ball.
- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Are you cold blooded?
Cold blooded crews can be nice workers in hot place such ass engine room and ironworks.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : How about warm farms or automatic temperature control office?
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : Actually snakes know underground world well .
Miner people are some kind of Snake people.
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : Do you know MS?
MS means Miner Snake ass well ass Mobile Suit.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Your body is nice for narrow tunnel,burrow,hole and den.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Vagina is also some kind of tunnel.
When mammal baby is born, maybe it is safe that baby's head is pull out first from mother.
If feet is pull out first, baby's arms become obstacles,it is dangerous for baby and mother.
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : But female mammal seemed to hate snake body.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Probably It is related with female's basic instinct.
Life forms tend to like children who are similar with themselves.
[scene 3-2. Prototype Mobile Suit]
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Is there any mobile suit for snake body in repository?
- Repository officer : Those are for handicap people.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : It seems snake body need some kind of gloves,handy cap.
- Engineer 1: Handicap technology is not good enough,yet.
To operate artificial arms and feet, maybe it needs voice recognition technology or mouthpad technology such as touchpad or different style technology.
- Engineer 2: Even though it is not good enough yet, but various type design and technology are being studied and developed for snake body.
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : It sounds like MSA 0011 S Gundam or MS-O6S Zaku.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : What are you talking about?
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : Mobile suit for Snake body.
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : AMX-004 Qubeley Mk-II seemed to be designed for snake body.
- Engineer : Actually women such ass Haman Karn(ハマーン・カーン), the pilot of AMX-004 Qubeley Mk-II seems to have snake body.
You know, sometimes women wrapped around men's body such ass snake.
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Are you Gundam Moron? or Zaku Otaku?
Be serious,please.
- Engineer : Well, ass the technical term, it is called as Qubeley Guru.
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : You guys are always thinking of women,huh?
- Engineer : Engineers spend a lot of time to develop handicap technology for snake body.
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : Do you think snake body is handicap?
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : Anyway many people seemed to be in cold midnight.
Some people do not have arms or feet.
They are also some kind of snake body.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Is there any mobile suit for snake body in repository?
- Repository officer : Becuase of unskilled landing, experimental mobile suits were almost Jill Sandwich.
There are some heating suits for snake body.
- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Bring it .
[Shree Kaa and Sushree Thuu put on heating suits]
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : It's warm. Not bad.
- Engineer : It needs high technology to develop superior Mobile Suit such ass Anata Naag Controller[अनंत नाग नियंत्रक] or AMX-004 Qubeley Mk-II.
@4. Chandrayaan communication room.
[scene 4-1.Cricket Devee is repairing communication devices.]
- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Did you repair communication device?
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Not yet.
[Shree Kaa and Sushree Thuu are watching around communication room.]
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : What a mess.
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : What is the problem?
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Circuit seems to be cut.
Communication equipments became squished can.
So it is difficult to touch communication circuit.
- श्री का(Shree Kaa) : Don't worry.
Snake body can go through narrow space.
[scene 4-2.Shree Kaa and Sushree Thuu are going through broken parts of equipment]
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Is circuit ok?
- सुश्री थू (Sushree Thuu) : Some circuits are not working.
- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Connect the emergency circuit!
Maybe Chandrayaan can use old style frequency wave.
For Campfire ball and Snake body.
