वरस् साहसम्......चन्द्रयान

@1.Space ships confront.
 
[स्थल 1-1. चंद्रयान(Chandrayaan)]

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat)  : Chittee, this spaceship seems to be lacking of technology.

- चिट्टी(Chittee)  : Maybe OS has some problems.

Even Vikram[विक्रम] and प्रज्ञान[Pragyan] was not working properly.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : This OS is consist of many languages and lipi[लिपि].

So it is not easy to operate computer system.

- चिट्टी(Chittee) : Do you want to write code same language?

Is that unification or colonization?

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : It's about business language or assistant language.

- चिट्टी(Chittee) : आप की जरूरत है संतुलन और सद्भाव।


[ नियंत्रण कक्ष ]

- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : कप्तान(Kaptaan), Many spaceships are approaching.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) :  Activate Deva Yantr[देवा यंत्र],Devee Yantr[देवी यंत्र] and Devi Device.

- क्रिकेट देवी(Cricket Devee) : Yantr is online.

Devi Device activated.




[scene 1-2. Sesame fleet[ ਬੇੜਾ سم سم ]  ]

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : Chandrayaan! Chandrayaan! This is Spaceship Urdu[اردو].

- कप्तान नाविक : Your language is not as popular as Punjabi and Pashto in your site.

Why are you using Urdu?

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : Punjabi is popular in Indinational cluster, Pashto is popular in other site.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat)  : How about Seendhi?

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : Bhai!Bhai!  Seendhi looks like Heendi!

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat)   : ਓਹ ਸੱਚ(Oha saca)?

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : Shree Bharat,you are also using other language!

- चिट्टी(Chittee)  : Do you think English is major language in Universe?

Maybe other languages are much used for speaking.

Inglish or Bhanglish  is for protecting other languages and minor languages.

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : There are many complicated issues in Organization cluster and Universtan group.

But Organization cluster wants better relationship with Indinational cluster.

- कप्तान नाविक : It seems your preparation is not good enough.

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] : Don't you know cannon is prepared?

This is not cricket ball but fire ball.


[ Spaceship Urdu fires cannon.]

- क्रिकेट देवी : They fired mysterious fireball cannon!

[ Chandrayaan fires cannon.]

 - कप्तान नाविक  : Indi cannon is ready, too.



[scene 1-3. Bodhi fleet is approaching.]

- चिट्टी : Captain, it's Bodhi fleet.

- कप्तान नाविक : Great! Another enemy?

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Bodhi Sounds like Borg or Body.

- क्रिकेट देवी : Even though Bodhi fleet look weak,be careful.

They destroyed Spaceship Angkor,then recreated it.


[Captain Khmer is on screen.]

- ប្រធានក្រុម  ខ្មែរ (Brathan krom Khmer) : Stop the cannon battle.

Drop down your weapons.

- Captain Urdu[ کیپٹن اردو ] :  It's none of your business.

- ប្រធានក្រុម  ខ្មែរ : Humanists do not like weapons.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Do you think humanist were good for many life forms?


- ប្រធានក្រុម  ខ្មែរ : There are many kinds of humanists.

Association cluster's tradtion is respect life forms.

- चिट्टी : Oh,really?

So did you want to make other life forms into slaves such as Sun Wukong(孫悟空),Zhu Bajie(猪八戒) and Sha Wujing(沙悟淨)?

Don't you know they are some kind of Deva?


- ប្រធានក្រុម  ខ្មែរ : Calm down!

They are guardians for humanists!

- कप्तान नाविक :  Who commands guardians?

Who commands Deva? Humanist?

- ប្រធានក្រុម  ខ្មែរ : There were many mistakes and difficulties.

Have you ever think of better relationship?

- क्रिकेट देवी : Not foods, but slaves,huh?

That seemed to be humanist slogan.



[scene 1-3. Chandrayaan's escape.]

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Captain, Humanists tended to use disguise tactics.

- कप्तान नाविक : It seems they were not humanists.

[ Chandrayaan fires  cannon]

[ Spaceship Khmer fires cannon.]

[ Spaceship Urdu fires  cannon.]

 [ नियंत्रण कक्ष ]

- चिट्टी : Captain, They also have campfire ball python technology.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Captain, it is not good tactic to fight against both sides.

- क्रिकेट देवी : In this situation, Chandrayaan would become Jill Sandwich.

It needs operational retreat.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Activate PM mode.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : PM mode activated.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Devian Speed 4! engage!


@.2 Chandrayaan encounters Spaceship Excalibur.

[scene 2-1. Camelot site]

- क्रिकेट देवी : This site seems to be historic spot.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Camel...ot?

Does it mean Camel On Training?

- चिट्टी : ज़रा बच के।

There is possibility that Royal fleet is on patrol.


[scene 2-2. Spaceship Excalibur is monitoring Chandrayaan.]

- Lt.Lancelot : Captain, Chandrayaan seems to activate PM mode.

- Captain Arthur : PM mode?

Is it Playboy Machine mode?

- Lt.Tristan : It seems Pervert Mankind or Passionate Moron  or Potion Mate mode.

- Commander Mordred : Space Knights, Be the gentlemen.

Do you think ladies like what you said?

- Dr.Merlin : Chandrayaan seems to be in Practical Maneuver mode or Proud Method mode.


- Captain Arthur : Approach to Chandrayaan in stealth mode.

- Lt.Lanselot : Stealth mode activated.


[scene 2-3.Spaceship Chandrayaan.]

- चिट्टी : Captain, Chaos attractor curve is changing rapidly.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Red alert! Battle stations!


[Captain Arthur is on screen.]

- Captain Arthur :  Welcome,Chandrayaan!

Royal fleet was waiting for you.


- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : Your stealth technology and disguise skill are unbelievable.

It is said that Mr.Uther disguised as Mr.Gwrlais, then slept with Gwrlais' wife,Igrayne.

- Dr.Merlin : Do you think stealth technology is some kind of disguise skill?

- चिट्टी : Dr.Merlin, your skill was so impressive.

Would you please exchange  technology?

Chandrayaan has Kama Sutra technology.


- Captain Arthur : Spaceship Excalibur has been waiting for you for long times.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Oh,really?

 - Captain Arthur  : Not only indinational but also Common wealth also has many difficulties and shame things.

It seemed there were many poor people in your cluster.

- श्री भारत(Shree Bharat) : How about your cluster?

It seemed there were many miserable people in your cluster.

- Captain Arthur  : This is for better relationship.


- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Do you think Common wealth cluster is ready to cooperate with Indinational cluster?

Indinational cluster is not ready to get better relationship with you.

- Captain Arthur  : Dr.Merlin and Commander Mordred can assist you.

- कप्तान नाविक(Captain Naavik) : Do you think you are love patrol?

Spaceship Excalibur seems to be a prisoner of your own device.

- Captain Arthur  : Whatever.

This Spaceship was ordered to tow Chandrayaan and permitted to use military force .




For Playboy Machine mode, advance and advance.