@1. शूद्र कंपनी(Shudra Company)
[scene 1-1. MBA Industry Research]
- गुरु(Guru) : What? Did you lose contact with Chandrayaan?
[Ganga is on screen.]
- गंगा(Ganga) : Indigo supply platform is trying to get contact with Chandrayaan.
Chandrayaan's last message was they needed foods and fuels.
- गुरु(Guru) : पवित्र गाय(Pavitr Gaay)।
- गंगा(Ganga) : MBA Researchers need to study business.
[scene 1-2. Researchers' discussion.]
- मोगली(Mowgli) : Why cows are walking in the road?
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Probably they did not have greenfield for them.
- मोगली(Mowgli) :Why elephants and tigers are walking in the road?
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Probably they did not have jungle for them.
They seemed to need foods.
- मोगली(Mowgli) : Why traffic jam happened?
Probably they needed foods, clothes, houses and jobs.
- गुरु(Guru) : How do you know so well?
- सीईओ शूद्र : Shudra life was almost same as wild life forms.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Are you real MBA?
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Master of Business Administration?
- गुरु(Guru) : No,no.
Master of Bharat Ass.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Be serious,please.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : This study is about Number 4 industry.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : Sounds like 4th industry.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Look at this.
[BCG matrix is on screen.]
- गुरु(Guru) : BCG seems to be Bharat Cricket Guy.
- Mowgley : This matrix looks Blizzard Computer Game.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : BCG looks Bhallywood Class Girls.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Would you please get the focus?
Or Do you want to be hit by street lamp?
- सीईओ शूद्र : Oh,oh.
These guys know that Slapping with running together is Sarvotkrsht Hunar[सर्वोत्कृष्ट हुनर].
- देवी खंबट्टा : So, what is BCG?
To supply to Chandrayaan, it needs funds ass well ass technology.
- सीईओ शूद्र : This matrix is about Space Business.
Basic Cow Group or Business Cash Guru
At least, there are four quadrants in this Matrix.
- गुरु(Guru) : Delta..no.no.
Dog quadrant,Cash Cow quadrant, Question mark quadrant and Star quadrant.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : Chandrayaan seems to be in Question mark quadrant.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) :Dog industries are low market share, low growth.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Dog industries seems to be agriculture and nomad.
Can farmers and nomad make their industries into star business?
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Maybe it is case by case.
In other clusters, agriculture and nomad industry seem to be Cash cow business or Star business.
- गुरु(Guru) : Agriculture and Nomad need to think land size, total Seeksol(食率,food population) and population density.
Even though food self-sufficiency is possible in Indinational cluster, it does not seem effective.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : Even if it is not easy for Indi agriculture and nomad to become star business, it needs for them to be cash cows.
You know many population can mean big market.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Cash cow industries seems to be high market share,low growth.
- गुरु(Guru) : It seems Indi people worship special cow.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Oh, really?
- गुरु(Guru) : Don't you remember you said about cash cow?
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : पवित्र गाय(Pavitr Gaay)।
@2.Computer data room.
- गुरु(Guru) : Computer,Activate EMH.
- संगणक(Sanganak) : Acknowledged.
[EMH appears.]
- गुरु(Guru) : State your designation.
- Mr.EMH : Emergency Mode Hologram, at your service.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Designation unknown.
- Mr.EMH : Not for long.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : What is the result of data analysis?
- Mr.EMH : This company needs Multi Vector Ass Mode.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Ass Mode?
- Mr.EMH : Oh,no no.
Multi Vector Economic Mode.
And it needs EAH,Erotic Action Hero.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Erotic Action?
- Mr.EMH : Oh,no no.
EAH is Economic Action Hero.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Mr.Guru!
What is this?
EMH was known as Emergency Medical Hologram.
But this EMH seems to be Emergency Moron Hologram!
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : What did you do, Mr.Guru?
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : Maybe Mr.Guru copied ECH of Federation.
This ECH seems to be Emergency Crazy Hologram or Emergency Cricket Hologram.
- गुरु(Guru) : Actually, this EMH is updating to EMH Mk-2 such ass AMX-004 Qubeley Mk-II.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : AMX-004 Qubeley Mk-II?
It sounds ass complicated ass Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : Mr.Guru.
Are you Dr.Moron?
- गुरु(Guru) : Emergency Mode Hologram was designed for analyzing Excalibur Method Hardware of Common wealth cluster.
Many languages and scripts were used for this hologram.
So...sometimes functioning is out of control.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Mr.EMH.
What is Multi Vector Economic Mode?
- Mr.EMH : Economic condition of Indinational cluster is different from other clusters.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : Hey,hey!
Even Jungle people knew that already!
- Mr.EMH : It needs to think Emergency Money Harmony, Emergency Method Handling,Emergency Cash Habit,Emergency Caste Human.
Maybe Rural people need Hathi road.
- कप्तान शूद्र (Kaptaan Shudra) : Do you mean highway?
- Mr.EMH : No.no.
It seems to be difficult for animals to across highway.
Rural people also have difficulties to use highway.
Maybe rural people need country road to buy, to sell and to trade.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) :Do you think network between rural and rural, region and region, rural and urban?
Rural network does not seem to get instant economic effect.
- Mr.EMH : Are you Instant Gratification Monkey?
Maybe rural people need rural market and assistant language.
You know Indinational cluster itself is big market.
Why do you think indinational rural market is impossible?
- गुरु(Guru) : Even if rural economy can not be star, but they need cash cow or cash dog.
- Mr.EMH : Sometimes farmers look like land destroyers.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : There are also Jungle destroyers, River destroyers and Mountain destroyers.
- गुरु(Guru) : Don't you think that they wanted to survive?
Life forms want to survive.
It's basic instinct.
- Mr.EMH : Even this is relate with Unity cluster.
You know Unity cluster is so big.
- श्री जंगल(Shree Jangal) : When an elephant is in trouble, even a frog will kick him.
- देवी खंबट्टा(Devee Khambatta) : It seems emergency caste people need loan as well as jobs.
- गुरु(Guru) : Maybe.
For the Dream of Multi Vector Erowanko Mode.
