वरस् साहसम् ......अकेला शावर गुरु

@1. Devian Computer Laboratory

[scene 1-1.Akela Shaavar is watching beauty contest.]

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : This is stunning.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : What are you doing?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : They seem to be stunning such ass campfire ball.

They are BCG.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : BCG?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Bhallywood Class Girls.




[scene 1-2.Akela Shaavar and Shaavar Deva are talking with watching BCG.]

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Bhallywood girls seem to want other cluster style such as Hera, Athena,Aphrodite,Guinevere and Isolde.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Don't you think that Hera, Athena and Aphrodite are some kind of Devee?

They are Deity[θεότητα].

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Oh,you are Devee expert,huh?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : It is not easy to understand Isolde case.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Hey, Tristan and Isolde is known as sad love story.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  Do you think so?

Don't you think that it is possible there are many opinions about relationship between people?


- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Mr.Devee Expert, What's your point?

Are you gossip expert or scandal expert?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Probalby cricket morons like this story.

Lancelot and Guinevere case seems to be love affair or scandal.

Although rare, that kind of affair happened sometimes.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Well,maybe.


- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  Arthur and Morgana case seems to be no problem.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : What are you talking about?

Morgana was Arthur's elder sister.

Morgana's father was Gwrlais, Arthur's father was Uther, but they had same mother, Igrayne.

Don't you know Morgana seduced Arthur and bore Arthur's son, Mordred?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  Maybe not only Morgana but also Cornwall people needed Arthur's son for Cornwall dynasty.

Morgana was some kind of Queen in Cornwall, so she did not need her younger brother,Arthur.

It seems Cornwall people and Morgana wanted successor of Cornwall.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : So Wanted, You're everything Cornwall ever wanted,huh?

Mordred,You're the kind of guy that Cornwall gotta keep nearby,but it's all right?

Hey,it was incest!


- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Even though it was incest, but maybe it was for preservation of traditions,family line and kingdom.

It seems Uther kingdom and Gwrlais kingdom were different.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Do you think women like your story?

It seems you saw adult video so much.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Morgana affair was extreme case or emergency case.

The point is that it needs to think about Common wealth cluster still preserve the traditions of Uther kingdom and Cornwall kingdom.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : So do you worry that Bhallywood girls would lose Indinational tradition,huh?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Indinational beauty style is different from other clusters.

Even people seemed to lose the Deity beauty style such as Hera, Athena and Aphrodite.

Maybe Deity[θεότητα] is  some kind of Deva and Devee.


- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : So,Mr.incest expert.

What is the problem of Isolde?

Isolde case is also incest case.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Guinevere case was rare love affair or scandal.

Morgana case seems to be related with extreme or emergency case for race preservation.

But Tristan and Isolde case seems to be related with unethical lust,adultery and incest.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) :  Isolde did not seem to be related with Tristan's blood line.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Therefore, it is more complicated.

Because it seems to be about gentlemanship and chivalry.

Do you know Isolde was the wife of Tristan's uncle?

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : Yeah.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Isolde case was incest but they did not seem in emergency situation.

In some culture,nephew could marry with aunt and niece could marry with uncle for preservation of blood line.

Is it tradition of knights to have sexual relationship with family line?


- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva) :  Mr.Incest expert.

Don't you think Isolde potion may cause unethical lust?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  Even Diablo do not have Isolde potion.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva) :  So you need Isolde potion,huh?

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  The point is that Isolde and Tristan did not seem to have rights to say about sexual morals of other people.

- शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva) :  Don't you think People's relationship is various?

Even Tristan can become non-official member of Universtan such ass Bookanistan.



[scene 1-3.Shudra Devee comes in.]

- शूद्र देवी(Shudra Devee) : Are you Mr.Kama Sutra?

Don't you know this cluster needs Devian Sutra or Device Sutra?


[Akela Shaavar turns channel quickly]

- अकेला शावर : What is this news about?

- शावर देवा : Cricket river was polluted,seriously.


[Cricket Khambatta's call.]

- क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : Would you please come on in the facility?

- शूद्र देवी : कृपया थोड़ा रुकें।



@2. Environmental Facility

- क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : Did you hear that cricket river was polluted?

They were Morons!  Crazy cricket morons!!

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) :  Calm down, Ms.Cricket.

They did not know honeymoon bath mode and honeymoon shower mode.

- क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : Are you thinking of couple bath or couple shower?

Are you Akela Pervert such ass Alone Wolf?


- शूद्र देवी(Shudra Devee)  : Maybe there are some reasons they wash their body in the river.

- क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : Which reasons?

Because of cricket moron's bath, cricket river was polluted!

Then many water life forms in the river seem to be in difficulties!

-  शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : When the morons bath in the rivers or in the sea, they can feel fish mind or fish wishes.

But it seems they did not feel the wish of Aqua life forms.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Maybe honeymoon couple in water can feel the wish of spouse.

- क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : Indinational people's life was almost same as Aqua life forms in polluted rivers.

-  शावर देवा(Shaavar Deva ) : But it seems they did not feel it.


- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : People need to think of honeymoon bath.

Do they want to take a piss in honeymoon bath?

- शूद्र देवी(Shudra Devee)  : Maybe not.

- अकेला शावर(Akela Shaavar) : Cricket morons do not know about honeymoon mode.

Ass the technical term, cricket moron is honeymoron.

 - क्रिकेट खंबट्टा(Cricket Khambatta) : श्री अकेला शावर।

You seem to be Honeymoron Guru.





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