@1.Free Sea life forms campaign, Maple Site, Aurora Group.
[scene 1-1. People's campaign.]
- ᖃᒡᒋᖅ : Free to the fishes! Free to the fishes!
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ : No Fish Farms! No Fish Farms!
- Miss.Krill : Krill process! Krill process!
- Mr.Leaf : Even if this situation is Sunglasses at the night, Never Surrender!
- Dr.Octopussy : ᓴᓐᓇ!! Queen Sedna is still alive!
[scene 1-2. Maple police are blocking the street.]
- Police 1 : Are they idiots?
- Police 2 : Perhaps. They did not seem to consider economy of Maple site.
[scene 1-3. Nuyu Chief is showing how to build traditional igloo.]
- Nuyu : Boys and Girls, you need to know ancestor's traditions.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ : Interesting arch structure.
But now it looks useless.
- Nuyu : Don't you know many wild life forms need shelter in very cold weather?
Bears Wolves Moose Foxes Birds and other wild life forms may use this igloo.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐊᓯᐊᙳᑐᖅ : Chief, it's boring.
- Nuyu : The igloo is for scientific adventure as well as cold leisure.
@2. Blizzard
[scene 2-1. 機動要塞サルード]
- あしゅら男爵 : 植村さん、 探検隊のベースキャンプに参加するのがいいですね。
- 植村直己 : お姫様は 。。。
- あしゅら男爵 : 機動要塞がお姫様を保護します。
- 植村直己 : はい。
[scene 2-2. Base camp of Expedition team.]
- Зэлмэ : Сайн байна уу. Hello guys.
- Sibelius : Haloo!
- Marvin : Nice to meet you.
[植村さんが 犬ぞりに乗って 到着する。]
- 植村直己 : もしもし！
Is this pole dance expedition team?
- Marvin : Yes. Do you like pole dance?
- 植村直己 : Probably.
How did you come together this place?
- Зэлмэ : To avoid blizzard, some kind of Zud.
- Andersen : It seems blizzard guided course.
- Brahms : It's tough journey.
[Lezard is watching monitor.]
- Lezard : Hey,hey!
Big blizzard is coming this camp so fast!
- Marvin :What?
Does blizzard entertainment make new game?
- Lezard : Are you kidding?
It's not funny!
[scene 2-3. Base camp tent is blown away by blizzard wind.]
- Marvin : What the...Oh,it's so cold!
- Brahms : Marvin, do not worry.. this parting is but temporary.
- 植村直己 : How about making the igloo?
- Andersen : That's good idea.
[Expedition team is building igloo.]
- Brahms : Hah, a real battle – glorious!
- 植村直己 :あの冬の向日葵 まだひとりでやれそうだよ。
- Andersen : It's beautiful.
- Sibelius : Beautiful? Is that all?
- Зэлмэ : Can't you feel survival instincts?
- Andersen : Anyway, it's beautiful!
@3. Spaceship Reptilian
[scene 3-1. Spacship is monitoring expedition team ]
- Captain Otary : What are they doing?
- Commandor Lathe : Some guys are making some kind of igloo.
- Captain Otary : How foolish and arrogant igloo!
Why did they not build egloo for dogs?
Do they think dogs can not feel cold?
- Commandor Lathe : It's too cold, so it seems they could not think of other life forms.
- Mouse Kid : Sir, they seem to be some kind of naked apes or IGS.
- Captain Otary : IGS? What is it?
- Mouse Kid : Instant Gratification Monkeys.
Maybe IGS are some kind of Aliens.
- Commandor Lathe : Instant Gratification Monkeys are real Aliens.
Real Aliens are some kind of Morons!
[scene 3-2. Admiral Sednu's contact.]
- Lt.Waterfox : Captain, it's Admiral's communication.
- Captain Otary : On screen.
[Admiral Sednu is on screen.]
- Admiral Sednu : Captain, as the information there is a guy who is relate with Sea civilization.
- Captain Otary : Who is he?
- Admiral Sednu : Mr.Uemura in pole dance expedition team.
- Commandor Lathe : What was he doing?
- Admiral Sednu : Even though it it tiny things, it is said that his ancestors did not eat some kinf of crab.
Track him and find a way to ally with Free Sea life forms campaign.
- Captain Otary : Yes, Admiral.
- Admiral Sednu : Spaceships of General Sarris,Captain Alfred,Captain Quellek are on standby to support you.
- Captain Otary : Thank you, Admiral.
[scene 3-3. Canali Commando is called]
- Commandor Lathe : Track the expedition team and get information.
- Nicuromuski : Yes, sir.
- Lt.Waterfox : Operate carefully.
The expedition team looks arrogant, foolish and...morons.
- Gyarofu : Acknowledged.
@4. Bar, Maple Site, Igloo Nebula
[scene 3-1. Current events is drinking alcohol .]
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : To make magnetic power plant? huh?
It seems to be some kind of Dog dream!
- Bonemancer : Well, to get the dream is needed for the Igloo people.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Don't you know many indigenous people are receiving financial assistance?
- Bonemancer : Chiefs and elders seem to think about Moss agriculture and Moose Nomad for basic jobs.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : If it was possible, ancestors could do that!
Imagine about Robinson Crusoe in cold isolated iced area.
The environment of Igloo Nebula is more tough than Syberia.
- Bonemancer : There is possibility that ancestors could not think about Moss agriculture and Moose Nomad.
Because, you know, the life of Igloo was tough.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Even though it is possible technically, Igloo people want to show something.
- Bonemancer : Something what?
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Pride, Dignity,Nobility,Honor....
- Bonemancer : Hey, you are so Proud Ass.
Your ass class is beyond Bad Ass and Good Ass.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Do you know Igloo people think that they are from the Sea?
- Bonemancer : Well,It is said that Queen Sedna of Sea is the mother of Igloo people.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Maybe that means Igloo people can be brothers,sisters,friends and partners of other life forms such ass Fishes,Seashell,Bears,Dogs,Wolves,Moose,Penguins,Birds and other life forms.
- Bonemancer : Mr.Blackberry seems to have some difficulties.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Mr.Blackberry? Who is he?
- Bonemancer : It's not sure.
But blackberry seems to relate with raspberry and nipples.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : It's not funny.
- Bonemancer : Hey,listen.
Sometimes, Mr.Blackberry seems to depend on Federation cluster.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Maybe that is one of the reasons that Maple army is so patriotic.
Maple site seemed to be afraid that they would be assimilated into Federation cluster.
- Bonemancer : Is that all?
Do you think Maple site would be assimilated into other cluster?
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : It sounds like nutcracker situation.
- Bonemancer : Sometimes, Maple site seemed to be some kind of Nuts.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Nuts!
- Bonemancer : How to make better relationship with other cluster,other site,other people and other civilization..
Maybe that is the Igloo issue.
[scene 3-2. People are drinking.]
- Brahms : It's tough and fantastic journey.
- Andersen : It was almost miracle to escape from blizzard!
- Marvin : How about making blizzard game scenario?
- Sibelius : No, no. To make music seems to be better.
- Lezard : Anyway, cheers!
[Current events is approaching to expedition team.]
- Zelme : In cold weather, Vodka is best.
- Marvin : No,no. Whiskey is best.
- Andersen : No,no. Cognac is best.
- Current events : Shut up! Your best is POS!
- Uemura : Who is this guy?
Welcome Eskimo brother!
- Current events : Shut up! Japs!
- Marvin : Hey,hey! This Dainichi guy likes Eskimo people.
- Current events : Shut up! Negro!
- Marvin : What? Negro?
- Current events : Don't you know Igloo people did not like they were called Eskimo?
- Zelme : Hey, guy. You drink too much.
This team is want to be your...
[Marvin throw a punch at Current events.]
[Current events kicks Marvin.]
- 植村 : こ、これは 『龍争虎鬪』ですか？
- Lezard : It seems to be the Crow.
[scene 3-3. Expedition team and Bonemancer are trying to stop the fight.]
- Sibelius : Hey, hey! Calm down!
- Andersen : Marvin, stop it!
- Zelme : Igloo guy, stop!
- 植村 : やめて！ やめてください。
- Bonemancer : What are you doing?
[Marvin uses rapid fire skill.]
[Current events is down.]
- Brahms : How did you learn Mr.Brandon's skill?
- Marvin : Don't you know there are many skillful people in Federation?
- 植村 : イグルー さん。大丈夫ですか？
[ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅが 立ち上がる。 ]
- Current events : それは 想定の範囲外の攻撃 だった。
- Marvin : なにこれ？
- Current events : You were using supernatural skill.
Now it's your turn to see Igloo supernatural ability.
[Current events pulls out the snow knife. ]
- Lezard : Marvin, Watch out!
- Marvin : What is it,Igloo guy?
- Current events : Maybe Igloo ancestors were using bone spear for hunting.
The wish of many life forms is in this snow knife.
- 植村 : お願い。もう やめて。。。
[Canali Commando is watching the fight.]
- Gyarofu : What is that weapon?
- Nicuromuski : It seems to be relate with bone spirit.
[scene 3-4. Police siren is heard.]
- Current events : Bonemancer, did you call the police?
- Bonemancer : No.
This is small village.
And other customers are watching this fight.
[Current events looks around in the bar.]
- Bartender : What a mess!
Drunken match is over?
[Canali Commando is watching the knife.]
- Gyarofu : Do you know what his weapon is?
- Nicuromuski : Some life forms were sacrificed for Igloo people.
And now Igloo people are almost same as wild life forms and sea life forms.
- Gyarofu : Does that knife have the wish of bones?
- Nicuromuski : Who knows?
[Bonemancer is approaching to Current events.]
- Bonemancer : How about going to Chief's shelter?
- Current events : Well..
- Bonemancer : Do you want to be investigated at the police station.?
- Current events : Of course not.
@4, Chief Nuyu's shelter.
[scene 4-1. Current events and Bonemancer is meeting Chief.]
- Bonemancer : Chief, this guy caused some trouble in the bar.
- Nuyu : Computer boy, What happened to you?
- Bonemancer : He seemed to be angry about expedition team.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Do you think they are expedition team?
The real expedition team, the real Ice Adventurers are Igloo people.
- Bonemancer : Hey, you know that many indigenous people are receiving financial assistance.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : To the Igloo people, it is not financial assistance but R&D expenses.
- Bonemancer : It sounds like RPD expenses.
- Nuyu : RPD? What are you talking about?
- Bonemancer : Don't you know RPD?
Resident Pervert Department.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : It is not funny!
Chief, it is about Research and Development in Iced area.
- Bonemancer : Perhaps research and development for pervert in Iced area.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : It's boring joke.
Anyway chief, did you collect R&D funds?
- Nuyu : It is not easy.
Because, you know R&D funds can become debt traps.
- Bonemancer : It sounds like to be relate with political issues.
- Nuyu : Not only Igloo people but also Maple government seem to have various difficulties.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : So chief, are you looking for partners to build Ice civilization?
- Nuyu : Yes, but..
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : But what?
- Nuyu : It seems some Igloo people think that someday Igloo person can become the president of Maple site and..
- Bonemancer : DOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!
- Nuyu : And some Igloo people seem to think that someday Igloo Nebula can become independent site or independent cluster.
- Bonemancer : DOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Well, DOOOOOOOOAH situation seems to be ass complicated ass Maple Nuts situation.
- Nuyu : Anyway, whether it be better Maple site or independent Igloo site, Igloo people needs to think of jobs and economics.
[scene 4-2. Mr.Arctic and Miss.Sciences are visiting.]
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : Hello, Chief.
- ᖃᐅᔨᓴᕐᓂᖅ : Nice to meet you.
- Nuyu : Why are you late?
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : It was busy.
- Nuyu : What is the result of your research?
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : Even though you are the partners of Queen Sedna and Admiral Sednu, but you may need self-reliance jobs for basic life.
- Bonemancer : Another Proud Ass..
- ᖃᐅᔨᓴᕐᓂᖅ : Even this is relate with sea people and Dr.Octopussy in Mu cluster.
Maybe Mu cluster want to dream about Sea Civilization.
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : Probably it is not good enough for your jobs, but you can sell Ice.
- Bonemancer : DOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Selling Ice? Are you crazy?
Don't you know Ice is some kind of land and bridge in this Nebula?
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : So you need to know about Ice geography in Igloo Nebula.
And how to protect Ice, how to use Ice...
- ᖃᐅᔨᓴᕐᓂᖅ : It is said that some river water is not suitable for drinking water.
Maybe Igloo ice is suitable for drinking water.
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : At least, Igloo ice is cool for whiskey and vodka.
- ᖃᐅᔨᓴᕐᓂᖅ : You need to find unsalted Ice such as compressed snow.
- ᐅᑭᐅᖅᑕᖅᑐᒥᒃ : Ice technology and Ice industry seem to be not easy, but you are the Igloo people.
- Bonemancer : DOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!
- ᖃᐅᔨᓴᕐᓂᖅ : Maybe Iced inland life forms need salted ice and shelter to avoid cold.
Salted ice can be used for making cold salt but..those salts may be not cheap.
- ᐱᒋᕗᖅ ᐱᐅᓯᖅ : Your R&D seems to be Resident & DOOOOOOOOAH.
Resident & DOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!
