Space Adventure....Advancing Tufan

@1.Potalaka Nebula.

[scene 1-1. Potalaka nebula is attacked .]  

- Captain Potala : Mr.Dalai!

Escape from this nebula!

- Mr.Dalai : Potalaka people are here.

- Captain Potala : Mr.Dalai, many Potalaka people depend on you.  

You need to take care of yourself.


- Mr.Dalai : Who attacks this nebula?

- Captain Potala : Nobody knows.

Attackers seem  to use some kind of  reflector satellite cannon.

- Mr.Dalai : What is it?

- Captain Potala : It is some kind of hide technology.

This technology seems to hide who fired and where the cannon was fired.




[scene 1-2. Spaceship Lama explores Potalaka Nebula.]

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ།(Gendun Drubpa) : Mr.Panchen, what are you doing?

- Mr.Panchen : This device is not working properly.

You know, this spaceship need efficient drive.

But...



- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། : Do you have any difficulties? 

- Mr.Panchen : It is not easy to connect this device to other devices.

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། :  It seems to be relate with Dll or Fonts or Header files or Socket files or Developing tools or.....

- Mr.Panchen : Sir,is that your advice?


[Security office is approaching.]

- Tufan Ya(土番 鴨) : Space lifeboat is launched in Potalaka nebula.

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། :  What are you talking about?

- Tufan Ya : Some area of Potalaka seems to be under attack.

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། :  Where is captain?

- Tufan Ya : Bridge.


[Bridge]

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། :  What are you doing,Captain?
Why don't you rescue space lifeboat?

- Captain  Sherpa(ཤརཔ) : It is too dangerous to approach space lifeboat.

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། : Captain, Rescue the lifeboat! 

- Captain  Sherpa : Sir, This ship need to protect you.

Firepower and shield system of this spaceship is not good enough, yet.

- Mr.Panchen : It does not look simple situation.

- Captain  Sherpa : This Spaceship need to think about  Pride, Dignity,Nobility,Honor....

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། : What a Proud Ass.


- Mr.Panchen : How about launching space vehicle to rescue them?

- Tufan Ya : Captain,  Potalaka lifeboat seems to go the Indinational cluster.

- དགེ་འདུན་གྲུབ་པ། :  Captain, Hurry!

- Captain  Sherpa : Mr.Panchen, prepare Space vehicle.

Tufan,you have the birdge.

Protect your highness.

- Tufan Ya : Yes,Captain.


[Space vehicle is launched from Spaceship.]

- Captain  Sherpa : Activate Proud ASS!

- Mr.Panchen :  Approach Something  Sequence  hasn't charged up yet!

Drive device is not stable.

- Captain  Sherpa  :  It doesn't matter!


@2.赤龍 都督府

- 華队长 : 紧急报告!

达賴先生 逃脱了。

- 赤龍 都督 : 華队长。。你是 白痴漢吗?

- 黃龍 元帥 : 有 學者說,土番族 和 土龍族 是 朋友。

- 華队长  : 到底是怎麼回事?

- 赤龍 都督 : 情況 似乎很 複雜。


@3.Space Vehicle.

[scene 3-1. Mr.Panchen  is operating device.]

- Mr.Panchen : Potalaka lifeboat is so fast.

- Captain Sherpa : No no.

This Space Vehicle is so slow.

- Mr.Panchen : Maybe there is V.I.P in Potalaka lifeboat.

- Captain  Sherpa  :  VIP? What is it?

- Mr.Panchen : VIP means...


[Captain Sherpa is check out computer.]

- Captain Sherpa : Hey,hey! Mr.Panchen!

What did you do with drive device?

Very Idle Procedure? Vul.. Is Pretty?

- Mr.Panchen : Captain, you are misunderstanding.

Don't you know VIP also means Vulture Is Pretty?

Drive device is unstable, so...

- Captain Sherpa : Mr.Panchen!

It seems that you were influenced by other clusters so much.

Do you think Himalaya is playground?

- Mr.Panchen : Of course not.

Many Himalayan think Himalaya is mysterious and divine. But...


[scene 3-2. Tufan Ya's contact.]

- Tufan Ya : Captain, Did you rescue lifeboat?

- Captain Sherpa : Not yet.

This space vehicle is not ass fast ass potalaka lifeboat.

- Mr.Panchen : This space vehicle is vintage.

So  Approach Something Sequence seems to be not operating properly.

- Tufan Ya : As the information from Himalaya Spacefleet, there seems to be Mr.Dalai in Potalaka lifeboat.

[Gendun is on screen]

 - Gendun : Captain,follow the lifeboat.

And  assist Mr.Dalai.



@4.प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान (praudyogikee sansthaan)

[ दृश्य 4-1.कम्प्यूटर कक्ष (kampyootar kaksh) ]

- गुरु : गणेश कहां हैं(Ganesh kahaan hain)?

- चिट्टी : गणेश । । एक विशेष कार्य कर रहे हैं(Ganesh . . ek vishesh kaary kar rahe hain)।

 
- गुरु(guru) : Why are you speaking slowly?

- चिट्टी(chittee) : There are many languages and writing systems in Indinational cluster.

And Indinational languages and writing systems do not seem to be easy to understand.

- गुरु : Probably.

But that can be some kind of cultural and traditional shields for Indinational cluster.


[ दृश्य 4-2.खोजकर्ता (khojakarta)]

[Captain Sherpa and Mr.Panchen come in the room.]

- Captain  Sherpa : नमस्ते(namaste)।

- चिट्टी : नमस्कार(namaskaar)।

- Mr.Panchen : Do you know this man?

[Mr.Panchen shows Mr.Dalai's photo.]

- गुरु : Are you looking for Mr.Dalai?

- Captain  Sherpa : Yes.

People said Mr.Dalai seemed to be interested in Agriculture, Nomad,Mountain Industry and Technology.

- चिट्टी : Maybe.

But it seemed he did not hear about Maple Nuts situation and DOOOOOOOOAH situtation.

- गुरु : Chittee,it is time for tea break.


[दृश्य 4-3.चाय का कमरा (chaay ka kamara)]

- Captain  Sherpa : Sometimes, indinational cluster seems to be large tea farm such as coffee farm.

Tea is different from grain, isn't it?

- Mr.Panchen : It seems to be Curry without Rice.

- चिट्टी : Your joke is not funny.

Coffee without Bread is more famous.

- Mr.Panchen : Oh,do you think so?

How about Tea without Milk?


- गुरु : Guys,are you cricket morons?

- Captain  Sherpa : Sometimes visheshagy(विशेषज्ञ) is similar with geek and moron.

- गुरु : Sometimes it is not easy to understand why Daxi cluster oppressed Mr.Dalai.

- Captain  Sherpa : Maybe there were many reasons.

Political,economical,diplomatical..you know some communists do not like traditions.

It seems they just like political ideology.

- चिट्टी : Oh,do you really think so?

Some communist clusters,sites,sectors are still have their traditions.


- गुरु : It seemed to be relate with  some kind of conflict.

- Mr.Panchen : Potalaka people believe rebirth of Mr.Dalai.

Probably that seemed to cause conflict with other traditions.

- चिट्टी : Is it true?

- Mr.Panchen : Even if it was true, there was a possibility that other people wanted to be faithful to their traditions.

- गुरु : If Federation,Union,Council or Common wealth cluster oppress Mr.Dalai,that is understandable.

But why Daxi cluster oppressed Mr.Dalai?

- Captain  Sherpa :  Don't you know Daxi cluster is so large?

Maybe they have many political,economical,diplomatical and cultural issues.


- गुरु : Mr.Dalai's situation seems to be related with other clusters, other sites, other groups and many life forms.

But occasionally Mr.Dalai's view seemed to be so narrow.

- Captain  Sherpa : What are you talking about?

- गुरु : Even though it was rare situation,occasionally Mr.Dalai seemed to be used for destroying Indinational traditions.

- चिट्टी : There are many Deva and Devi such as Ganesha(गणेश),Sun Wukong(孫悟空),Zhu Bajie(猪八戒) and Sha Wujing(沙悟淨).

Do you think they are slaves of naked apes?

- गुरु : What happened in Daxi cluster?

Why did they change  Long(龍)'s letter?

- Captain  Sherpa : In Dainichi cluster, they use Ryu(竜) letter for Long(龍).

- गुरु : Do you think Dainichi Ryu(大日の竜) and Daxi Long(大系的龍) are same?

Do you think Peng(鵬) and Kun(鯤) are same?

- Captain  Sherpa : Maybe there were many reasons.

You know computer screen need simple fonts.

- चिट्टी : Don't you know when Daxi cluster change their letters, computer cultures were not popular?


[दृश्य 4-4.उपकरण (upakaran)]

[Mr.Panchen shows portable type device.]

- चिट्टी : What is this?

- Mr.Panchen : This device is for computing.

Spaceship Lama is studying how to get better relationship with other traditions.

Maybe Himalaya want to show Proud, Dignity,Nobility,Honor....

- गुरु : Oh, really?

- चिट्टी : But how?

Even Indinational cluster did not seem to ready to cooperate with Vger and Lt.Ilia.


- Captain  Sherpa : Lt.Ilia? Who is he?

- गुरु :Lt.Ilia is female mechanic life form.

She is the result of high technology such as high tech computing and high tech industry.

- चिट्टी : Lt.Ilia has bald head such ass Agent Octopussy.

Maybe she has hot sucker or she likes to bite such ass seashell.

- Mr.Panchen : Does she like byte and C shell?

- गुरु : Maybe Dr.Octopussy and Sea people are also interested in high technology.


- चिट्टी : Not only you but also Mr.Krillin and Mr.Frieza seem to be interested in Lt.Ilia.

They have bald head.

- Captain  Sherpa : Even Mr.Dalai and Captain Bulba have some kind of Octopussy hairstyle.

- Mr.Panchen : Hey,hey!

Don't make fun of bald people!

- चिट्टी : Do you think bald people know their role?

Bald people's situation is similar with Ganesha and LGBTQ.

But they wanted be naked apes or Instant Gratification Monkeys!


- गुरु : Anyway,  is your device working well?

- Mr.Panchen : This device needs proper driver.

- गुरु : To develop device driver, it needs economy ass well ass technology.

It seems you need to investigate Tubo(吐蕃) technology.

- Captain  Sherpa : धन्यवाद(dhanyavaad)।


@5.經濟會議。

[場面 5-1.航天器 ]

- Mr.Panchen : Captain, do you know what Tubo technology is?

- Captain  Sherpa : Maybe it is relate with Innovation of agriculture,forestry and other industries.

Don't you know Tufan(土番) had developed into Tubo(吐蕃)?

- Mr.Panchen : Tubo empire(吐蕃帝国) seemed to be famous.

- Captain  Sherpa : In Dainichi cluster, there is Ichibang Daisuki(一番大好き).

And in Potalaka Nebula, there is Tufan Daisuki(土番大好き).


[場面 5-2. Tufan Ya is on screen.]

- Tufan Ya(土番 鴨) : Captain, There is economic meeting in Daxi cluster.

Tufan chiefs want you to attend the meeting.

- Captain  Sherpa : Do they think Tufan company and Tubo company  are ready?  

- Tufan Ya : Tufan chiefs seem to think you can get information in economic meeting.

[Data transfers to Space vehicle.]

- Mr.Panchen : What is this data?

- Tufan Ya : Chief Gaar Qinling and  Captain Gampo offered this data.


[場面 5-3.总管府 ]

- 白虎 总管 :  據說 吐蕃公司 參加 大系星団的 經濟會議。

- 赤龍 都督 : 華队长,召唤 少林食品公司总裁  和 龍骨大 八旗公司总裁。

- 華队长 : 是。

- 黃龍 元帥 : 吐蕃公司 似乎是 創新特徵。


[場面 5-4. 会議室  ]

- 达摩 : This meeting seems to be relate with Association cluster ass well ass Economy.

- 龍骨大 : And maybe, this meeting is also relate with Xumishan(须弥山) and Mr.Mohuzi(墨胡子).


[Captain Sherpa and Mr.Panchen come in the room.]

- 華队长 : Probably, it will be good for you to cooperate with Huashan Gongsi(華山公司).

- Mr.Panchen : Traditionally, mountain people and highlander(高地人)  did not have many chances to eat sea foods.

And foolish industry made fake sea foods.

- Captain Sherpa : And naked apes were insulting mountains.


- 華队长 : Daxi cluster is trying to innovate agriculture,forestry,metal,marine industry and other industries.

- 龍骨大 : Don't you know land people(大陸人) and seawater people(海水人) have different procedure?

- Mr.Panchen : Don't you know Daxi cluster seemed to insult Kunlun Xiwangmu(崑崙 西王母) as well as Zhuhai Yunu(珠海漁女)?

- 达摩 : Industrial Innovation(產業創新,产业创新) is some kind of trend in Daxi cluster.

- 華队长 : Mr.Panchen, Do you think it was easy to manage Daxi cluster?

Daxi cluster have many political,economical,diplomatical and ethnical issues.


- Mr.Panchen : Himalaya and Tubo want to show Proud, Dignity,Nobility and Honor!

- 華队长 : Daxi cluster also want to show Proud, Dignity,Nobility and Honor!

- 达摩 : Hey,hey! Calm down!

Do you want to show Long Zheng Hu Dou(龍争虎鬪)?

- Captain  Sherpa :  It seems to be Proud Ass Summit.


- 龍骨大 : Mr.Panchen, how about visiting technology laboratory?

- Mr.Panchen : 好。


[場面 5-5.研究中心]

- Mr.Panchen :  Interesting place.

Your industries seem to be developed.

- 龍骨大 : But some products were called copycat.  


[Captain Hua asks about Mr.Panchen's device.]

- 華队长 : Mr.Panchen, Is that your portable computer?

- 龍骨大 : Your device seems to be some kind of recorder or handhelded game console.

- 达摩 : Are you a Gameboy?

- Mr.Panchen : Do you think so?

This device in not only for Gameboy but also for many languages.

- 龍骨大 : What are you talking about?


- Mr.Panchen : It is said that your tribe almost lost mother language.

- 龍骨大 : Many Manzuliyan are learning and developing mother language.

- Mr.Panchen : This device can be used for lost language and ancient language.

- 華队长 : Oh, really? How?

- Mr.Panchen :Imagine, some tribe that totally forget their mother tongue.

Even though they can speak mother tongue, maybe they can not do mother tongue's thinking procedure.

- 龍骨大 : It seems to be lost their soul.

- Mr.Panchen : And imagine a baby who is surrounded by people who are always speaking mother tongue and saying their traditions.

Those people can say mother tongue, but their language is not first language.

But the baby...

- 華队长 : To the baby, it can be first language as well as mother tongue.

- Mr.Panchen : Someday, the baby can do mother tongue's thinking procedure.

- 龍骨大 :  It sounds like recovery of soul, or rebirth of soul.

- Mr.Panchen : It is said that Daxi cluster has many cultural,ethnical issues and writing system issue.

Even though economical meeting was not good enough, but it needs respecting each other.

- 華队长 :  As the information, General Guan seems to be interested in Daxi writing system.

- 龍骨大 : Mr.Panchen, you can be popular guy in Manzu.

- Mr.Panchen : Oh, really?

It is said that Manzunan(滿足男) is famous.

- 龍骨大 : You need to think of how to make better relationship with other civilization and other life forms.




Anyway advance and advance.....for better tomorrow.